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LordReed:
At least she cover for that one. I am a poor host but she is good with all that stuff so you dey covered. LoL

gbam. I'm covered

LordReed:
You see backseat for my car? LoL Na your own get backseat. LoL

I see backseat, or na inside boot you put aunty HFOG and Debbie?

HFOG:
So as you see me and my lord we no share anything in common abi? I no blame you

una share plenty, but na only 1 I fit specify

HFOG:
You no serious. American ko, China ni

you no see my skin colour ni? Na Nigeria sun dark am small o.

HFOG:
Yes oh. Na so God dey take do Him matchmaking sometimes so prepare

make him no do my own like that o. Make we share something in common o.

Big bros, how u see am na

HFOG:
Na you ask for baby why you come dey dodge responsibility now? Cash no bi big brother's issue. You no see im ride?

ah, I only tell am to forget honeymoon o. I just want make DD spoil their fun sha.


I see am o, na him make I park my small jalopy far small o.

HFOG:
I tell you. Amazingly Debbie didn't take baby formula. When I wanted to introduce milk she protested so I have pap and she collected. I just added groundnut, crayfish and glucose. I no send her since me ma no like milk, tea in general

na real African she be, no wonder at first she been dey run from me wey be black American

HFOG:
He knew. I told him moreover I was away from my phone when you called and he told me he spoke with you. Leave my lord jare we're two extremes I tell you.

LordReed : hope say you and wifey no be two extremes o.

I no want make anybody play go my chicken side o.

HFOG:
Haha. Don't mind big bro. Between my lord and I sha na me spoil pass sha though he tells me I have innocent hands. I wish

from face sef you go know say him too innocent.

2 extreme people

LordReed:
It can't be anywhere near the price of baby food and diapers LoL, bring it on!

you've been warned. I'm game if you are.

But know say I go put DD for back seat make she follow una commot.

HFOG:
It's well oh. This marathon exams. God'll see you through

Amen o, I just wanna get it over with so I can focus on other things

LordReed:
Chei! I wonder what was going through his mind o! Say my divine blanket don spoil o! LoL

BTW I was kind of surprised he answered the phone. I was shocked to hear a male voice, I had to look at the phone again. Then I said your name and he said he's your hubby, I was now relaxed.

that was why I didn't call till she buzzed me. I been no know how I for keep my mouth talk to her lord o.

Big brother, you funny o, spoil ke

HFOG:
She's unbribeable. You hear? How's your eggzams?

was OK. Thanks for asking. Done with this weeks' till next weekend.

LordReed:
OK we will bring you to the house to keep her company. LoL

babysitting price has increased, I'd advise against it seriously. DD must spoil it for you pple

HFOG:
Of course you guys did. I think my Uncle's presence also made him more relaxed. When I told him you guys were coming (informing him not taking permission cause I know e no go gree) he was speechless and just staring at me. I carry face commot as if I no understand anything till you guys showed up

tôt as much. The guy was surprised till we left. I'm sure what was running through his mind was how was it possible that we could converge.

HFOG, why you carry face na. But I'm sure he's readjusted.

LordReed:
LoL! Yeah he seems like a really reserved man. I hope we can pally up.

real reserved by nature. But let's look at it that we took him by surprise

HFOG:
If I hear that big sis agrees

I go bribe big sis, no worry

LordReed:
I will bring her to your house so you can keep her company, LoL.

you that won't even let her leave your sight for a minute.

Abeg my handwriting no fine o, before wifey call for my immediate arrest

#prouddad

HFOG:
Okay then, all the best.

thanks ma'am

LordReed:
She has monopolized mummy for months now, its my turn

well, I'm aligning with DD to continue the monopolization

LordReed:
Honeymoon reloaded. LoL

No be only honeymoon na vacation, need I remind you that there's a certain gorgeous and beautiful DD now in the picture ready to cut short any honeymoon

LordReed:
E take style far small but we go endure am till time reach LoL.

you no get choice o. Endure till the end. It's worth the wait.

LordReed:
LoL! No worry Specialist suppose remember say e no partake that day.

ehn eh, now I remember why na only drink(Schweppes) na him I take that day. This has been pre-planned.
Na God I hand all of una to

We go play return match o.

HFOG:
Na on top my lord una dey bet abi? Uncle Specialist pls leave big bro and his dinner o. Wifey no dey to replace am.

because you beg me, I don leave the dinner for the byforce bachelor.

LordReed:
So double dinner for you, LoL.

sure, fatness awaits me.

LordReed:
We suppose and especially when my home alone don end. I still get like 2 weeks before that one finish sha.

na so. I trust big bro for that one.

2wks no far again sha, e go end soon

HFOG:
No be that one oh. My slimness is natural. My lord comments on it and complains that me don't eat enough. Whatever! Any exams this weekend?

I see o. He should put you in a fattening room o.

Yeah, I've got exams this weekend

HFOG:
Yes oh. At least I no fit forget that one. How every?

fine o. We're pushing it o. God's been faithful.


How Debbie and her run around? I see why you never fat

HFOG:
Good news? As in outcome of the interview? Well, I'm not sure sir. Though I'm sincerely not as confident about it as I was last year. All the same, the will of the Lord be done. How I go forget my baby's name? U sef msheww

it's when we're less confident that things work our way.

#fingerscrossed

So na baby's name you use remember. Na also my madam baby's name o. According to her

LordReed:
He looks like he works out though. Me, I really need a gym. I used to have weights but I left them after my wedding. I really need to start again, exercise is really good.

her lord works out? Lol no no no. Him wouldn't have that time o. I can bet my dinner on that

LordReed:
Uncle Specialist! LoL, how now?

Oh, big bros. No mind me o

I dey well bros. I tell aunty say we go replay that match o. She need come back another time, this was impromptu. How you see am?


Your home alone never finish Shey?

HFOG:
You'll be forgiven even before you commit. How was Deborah's hands today?

you no dey forget name o. It was OK o

Started exams today, ends on 20th.



How is Deborah and our lord? When are we expecting the good news from your visit?