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Gamesmart: You agree he looted but you disagree he is a thief.

You are brain dead!

Downgrading myself to glorify u with a response is just one of those things we do in life to kick knowledge into meaningless existence as yours thus giving u d necessary opportunity to put to use that sawdust u've got in ur skull u call BRAIN. Pls quit this thread at once if u don't want me to wreck ur E-life. Woe betide u if u don't ignore this response coz I'm gonna go HAM on u and ur unpardonable stupidity exhibition! All these retards with access to Internet facility be talking too when humans r commenting... Mtsheeeeeeew!

ogb5: Its your life that is so messed up. We can count the multitudes of project Ibori did entirely for the benefit of his people, what are your leaders doing for you today.

Ibori you call a thief built trunk A roads across delta at 10million per km, today your saintly Fashola is building roads at 1 billion per km, you have not been able to challenge him.

A blind man who does not even know he is blind

Pls stop responding to some of these callous elements in this forum. They don't know what is truly happening, they are dealing with assumptions based on what they read from newspapers and other ridiculous sources known to them only! How best can one explain Ribadu who said Tinubu was synonymous with corruption only for Ribadu to join ACN to start singing another tune! Sycophants everywhere in Nigeria of today can't locate their brain for them to reason with, hence they be quick to say Ibori is a thief which I fully disagree. Fine, he looted, but are these present ppl who are enjoying presidential support better off ypthan Ibori. Ibori actually did a lot for his people for a birthday to be celebrated in his honour even in his absence. Pls find a copy of Yesterday's Vanguard to read Professor Pat Muoboghare's eulogy on the Man-Ibori and tell me if any reasonable person can fault his facts stated as to why Ibori was truly persecuted and Even the Pension thieves and subsidy thieves are "great Nigerians" and the Emperor of BOURDILLON, the Jagaban should be in a Maximum Security prison Facility and not to be boasting of hijacking power through "his" newly registered party APC. For the records I have nothing against APC, but the only thing wrong with APC is Tinubu who wanted to annexe Ondo State to his Political enclave in SouthWest but was repelled by Mimiko. Calling Tinubu a Thief is just stating the Obvious.

Clothes spreading ban and other trivial issues like dis should be the least of any sensible individual who truly contested an election to govern a state as a governor who wasn't imposed on the people of the state. Let's thrash out this issues constructively like humans and not lesser animals.

FIRST- In terms of a free and fair electioneering environment, could BABATUNDE FASHOLA defeat a candidate like FUNSHO WILLIAMS? The answer is pretty clear for us to discern hence the elimination of FUNSHO WILLIAMS. Fashola wasn't a politician, Fashola doesn't understand governance, he was imposed as the Governor of the State by Tinubu to cover his shameful acts committed while in office,nothing more. As a thoroughbred politician saddled with the responsibility of governing a state like Lagos, every decision u take should be properly considered befor implementation, the pros and cons should be weighed before u come out to display ur ineffectiveness with such magnitude thereby exhibiting traits of a dictator no matter how supposedly "good" ur intentions for the masses are.

SECONDLY- If u truly wanna change people's orientation in the society on how they act and operate, u don't bring about such changes by conveying ur intentions like a draconian overlord or a dictator. Let me at this junction tell u dat his intentions for a mega city would be better achieved if he as the Chief Executive Officer of the State is ready to put in place effective infrastructures that would stimulate such desired changes amongst the citizenry without imposing untold hardships on the people of the lower class in the Society. What do I mean by effective infrastructures in place?
The following event I'm about to narrate should give u an insight as to what I refer to as effective infrastructures. Delta State Government recently upgraded some secondary school structures by redesigning and beautifying these selected secondary schools with Very old and dilapidated structures to more environmental friendly structures and landscaped areas with aesthetically appealing classrooms and Laboratories together with ancillary facilities. These Schools which were eyesores hitherto in time past became so beautiful that it could be compared to these expensive private Secondary Schools we have in Lagos. Do u know that the Students of these schools before now who wore rugged and dirty school uniforms to these schools before the upgrading now dress so smart in neat uniforms complete with socks and neat sandals that their parents bought for them so as to look neat as other children in the schools? The neatness of theses secondary school Students marvelled me so much that I couldn't silence my Joy but to inform anybody willing to listen that the Governor didnt force the Students to start dressing neatly like their counterparts in expensive private Schools but simply placed a structure in place for the students to adapt to. The Students on the other hand saw no need to retain their dirty looking uniforms and rugged sandals in upgraded structures and neat environment as they saw the need to upgrade themselves too just like their structures has bn upgraded. In essence, the point here is the GOVERNOR DIDN'T FORCE THE STUDENTS TO GO AND GET NEW UNIFORMS OR BE EXPELLED FROM SUCH INSTITUTIONS IF THEY DON'T DRESS NEATLY AS THEIR COUNTERPARTS IN THE SURROUNDING PRIVATE SCHOOLS BUT SIMPLY PLACED A STRUCTURE IN PLACE TO FACILITATE THE DESIRED CHANGE! FAHOLA SHOULD ADDRESS FUNDAMENTAL ISSUES AND THE NECESSARY CHANGES GONNA FALL IN PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. Clothes Spreading ban by a governor of any state in Nigeria in this present state of affairs of the nation smirks of JOBLESSNESS on the part of the Chief Executive of the State as there are other pressing issues requiring urgent attentions suchs as Security Issues, Traffic decongestion policies just to mention a few that is besieging the State of Lagos.

This is just my take on this issue. Constructive responses shall be welcomed.

ritux: I share same view with you except for the North South rotation stuff. I just don't like it when they say North and South divide. It should be North South East West and I think it is time for power to go to the East.

Yeah Thanks for ur comment. As regards the North South rotation... U know we've got six geopolitical zones in Nigeria. 3 up North 3 down South. According to the gentleman agreement reached at the PDP level stipulates rotation between South for two tenures and North for two tenures. The south took her turn wiv d emergence of OBJ from SouthWest from 1999-2007. PDP undoubtedly bn the largest political party in the Nation ensured Power moved to the North but the life of YAR'ADUA (The president with the most listening ears ever produced in Nigeria) ended while in Office. The death of YAR'ADUA altered the political calculations of the ruling party so much that greed of our then VP to carry on till 2019 thereby jeopardising the North of their chance to complete their 8yr tenure of the presidency which would have led to the IGBO's i.e the SOUTHEAST to produce the president of Nigeria come 2015 at the expiration of the tenure of whichever Northern Candidate fielded by PDP for the 2011 elections! The VP- Jonathan became Acting President and was subsequently confirmed president in the event of departure of YAR'ADUA. The North wants this power to return to them at all cost come 2015 and I feel so bad for the East as regards this issue but the fundamental problem is JONATHAN who altered the AGREED GENTLEMAN AGREEMENT which JAMES IBORI opposed vehemently for the sake of Nigeria but got the persecution of his life! Ibori is a thief right? Tinubu is a saint right? Fashola is a saint too right? What Tinubu is doing in dat state without Fashola challenging him displays gross misconduct on d part of the State's CEO. Just so y'all know, Lagos State government's corruption might be "underground" but what Jagaban is doing in dat state with the aid of his former chief of Staff I.e the present Governor Fashola is beyond imaginable explanation. Concerning power going to East too, I perfectly understand the perspective u r viewing this issue from but the big question here is "CAN JONATHAN ALLOW FOR AN IGBO PRESIDENCY COME 2015 "

OMG! Some of u just sit down n flip through pages of newspapers n different websites n u believe u r fully equipped to state ur "ridiculous facts" n display utmost stupidity on public forums? Think again! Just wanna share the little I know with u all...I don't belong to any party or have any political affiliations whatsoever but my recent discovery in that state called "LAGOS" whr u guys are praising Fashola as the messiah- DO Y'ALL KNOW THAT THE WORST FORM OF INJUSTICE AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IS BN CARRIED OUT IN LAGOS STATE?" THERE IS A SITE I AM CURRENTLY SUPERVISING AT BOURDILLON IKOYI BELONGING TO SONEONE "UP THERE"... THE THIEF TINUBU SIGNED THE GOVERNOR'S CONSENT OF THAT PROPERTY IN 2012 AS THE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE BUT HE BACKDATED THE SAID DOCUMENT TO 2006!!! This happened right under Fashola's nose n u want me to take u guys and ur wateva politicians in the west serious? Mimiko stood against this Tyrannical Criminal called Tinubu hence they are sworn enemies till date! So wat is d fuss for? Ibori's Kinsmen celebrating his birthday? He has bn convicted already, he is serving his sentence. The major reason for this persecution is not far fetched, Ibori wasn't disposed to the emergence of GoodLuck as President of Nigeria coz he believed that he GoodLuck Jonathan was gonna remain in office beyond the agreed rotational principle between the North and South which might lead to the eventual disintegration of Nigeria. Y'all watch out for the Entity called Nigeria become history if these present Political Juggernauts don't jettison their various unholy viz-a-Viz malicious ambitions come 2015. 2015 so mentioned which we may not witness coz of the present Political bickering inflated by the greedy ambition of Jonathan to hold power beyond 2015. Mind u, I'm from Delta State but it isn't proper for power not to return to North in 2015 because Nigeria is a Heterogeneous Society hence POWER MUST ROTATE NORTH/SOUTH for equity sake!

So funny how shortlisted candidates r threatening the non-shortlisted ones with koboko n all that. Lol, u guys should calm down na. Ma advice 4 those not shortlisted, kindly apply for the NAF DSSC to avoid avoidable embarrassments... Like the Yorubas say ÓWÓ DIÉ DIÉ NI ÀRÀ NFÈ. lol

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pleep: lol that was an excellent story, you are one smooth nigga.

I was loving it until i got to the last paragraph so you are having unprotected with someones GF?

Sigh... this is why ill marry a virgin.

Looool.U wanna marry a virgin? R u a Virgin? If so...doxology!

Lol...let me share ma personal experience here.

One afternoon last November, I went to an eatery after my CDS in Akure whr I serve and I saw four stunningly beautiful chics at a section of d eatery sittin' round a table...they jes so beautiful, believe me, they r d typa girls u see n u'd say "they ain't from dis zones"! So I assessed dem arm afar n saw d one I truly fancied (d slim one wiv very big boobs of course) lool, I walked up to them n I was like " hey beautiful creatures of the most high, can I just say a short 10secs prayer wiv u girls?" n one of dem nodded in approval.

Me: In d name of d father, of the Son n of the holy spirit, may I walk out of this eatery as friend to these pretty ladies! Can I hear a big Amen to dattttt!
They just started laffin' profusely n I got confused initially n one of dem said so that's how to pray in ur own church ehn? U'd make a nice pastor. So informed dem dat I needed 2 go place order 4 my meal n surprisingly I was lookin' at their table n smiling flirtatiously at them too all I cld see was them smiling back at me. The cruise here is "just try n interrupt there interesting convo by Gatecrashin' der table in a very funny way".

Back to d story, I ordered my food n u won't believe dat one of the girls removed a chair from one table n placed it around their's n u don't need to be told who dat chair was for! . I gently carried my food to an entirely different table to eat ma food at a fast pace tho, so icld go catch up wiv dem girls b4 leavin'. Why I did dat? Just to keep them guessin' too n for me not to pass of as bn too desperate! After eatin' I went to their table n I said

Me: hey girls, I'm thru n I just came here to say bye! *I pretended to be exitin' the scene* then I did a 360 turn n I said won't I be termed a mad man if I'd truly walked outta dat door without havin' a chat wiv cutie like y'all n they all blushed, I quickly pulled d blank seat n sat wiv dem girls. One of the girls said "pastor y didn't u come to our table to eat, u r now comin' here wen ur done, u didn't want us to beg u for ur food right" loooool, I laffed so hard hard n responded by tellin' them that my food was so small n I wasn't prepared to share wiv anybody n we all laffed it off.

Me: hey girls, I grossly lack manners, pardon dat. My name is Tony n u are lemme guess ur names *pointing at the girls 1 by 1* u are pretty, n u, u are beautiful, n u, u are cutie n dis very lady right here by my side I knew ur name even b4 I came to this town, ur name is sexy! I sound like a magician right? Naaaaaah, I'm just bad like dat, it's nothing! I got them laffin' so hard that one of them almost git choked on her coke. Loool. So, they introduced themselves n the name of my target happened to be Tonia.! Such a funny world my namesake! At the end of he day we all got talkin', I gave my target the least attention tho but made it obvious to the girls that I was interested in her!

I exchanged contact with all of them not just me walkin' up to them to "excuse 1 of them outta the group". I found out they lived on the same estate as myself, I dropped dem off at home n later that evenin' I went to pick them 4 a night out n dey all came out n we all went out to knock some few bottles of henny n baileys just the 5 of us, I didnt invite any of my guys, I wad bn stingy wiv d girls first just so I Mark my own territory b4 any of my crazy friend wld start eyeing "my Tonia". I kissed Tonia dat same nite n babe loved it...she happened to be a corper too in Akure, she schooled in the US! The babe got this kinda postbadbitches body, a slim babe wiv big boobs n nice round ass! Loooool, as they say, the rest is History! Tonia n I are FWB at the moment n itz so crazy that this particular babe got my back so much, much more than my real Girlfriends in past relationship! Her BF is in the US, n Shez goin' back to the states soon I'd definitely miss this babe, we started wiv condom buh now we go at it body to body coz we r cool with us like that now! I'm still friends wiv the other babes too... Naughty me, I once smooched one of the girls at their apartment too! Buh we kept sealed lips! Toni a is jus a perfect Tonic for me weneva I need one! Shez more than a FWB buh thatz wah we are n we respect it like dat!

So dont bother tryin' to excuse a girl outta d group, u might just get along wiv d group n if ur game is that tight u ma end up smashin' every one in d group too if thatz ur mission, loool. ITS POSSIBLE!

morgist: SEE an illiterate Emir looking for cheap popularity. Shut up nobody will love you. instead the boko boys will know how to handle you.

I just had 2 sign up for Nairaland, I've bn a spectator since inception but there is need for me to repond to this post of a septic tank with access to an internet facility. As a matter of urgency, this animal's account should be suspended. I've met the Emir of Anka during my orientation exercise at Tsafe in Zamfara state and he is a well travelled royalty and not an illiterate like dis nuisance depicted here. I had audience with him at his palace at the emirate after my 3wks orientation exercise and I informed him of my redeployment to a southern state and he laughed when I mentioned "security reasons" as my reason for redeployment.Freedom of speech is not freedom of expression of stupidity in a public fora like Nairaland. Good evening well meaning nigerians, this is my first post on this forum, I come in peace.