I enjoyed my stay in the school hostels, it was really fun all through.
At one time, I had these roommates who were fond of farting, and I ain’t no learner in this, so it was a farting war and we enjoyed it

My roommate had a squatter, who sleeps a lot, it wasn’t my business until I became a victim of her slumber.
I usually go to the bathroom without towels, it was fun as it was a female hostel.
This day, unknown to me, men were working in the hostel and I had just finished taking my bath. Then, as I was about leaving the bathroom, I was informed men are on the floor, so I ran back to the bathroom. After a while, they left then I walked to my doorstep...lo and behold, the door was locked from inside. I knocked and banged the door, no one opened, few minutes later, I heard “Men is coming o” Ah! Men coming ke! I wasn’t wearing anything! The bathroom was far away from my doorstep, So I started to bang the door harder but my roommate no wake up o! I was even crying, wondering why this had to happen to me. As the voice of the men grew closer, I ran with speed to the bathroom, unknown to me again one of the men was already in one of the rooms I ran passed and he saw me...I almost fainted! I cried so much after the men left, went back to my room again, this time with intentions to bring down the door, then my roommate opened, yawning like say naa mid night we dey! I was sooooooooo pissssssed!!!!

Why she locked the door, and slept off knowing fully well that I’d soon be back from the bathroom is what I don’t understand till today.

Khayceeofficial:
She's one of the few gospel artists who's songs minister life into you alongside Nathaniel bassey.

Unlike those other ones who made speaking in tongues a norm in every gospel music

And Steve Crown. His songs gets you connected to the Holy Spirit so fast ehn!

ossaisly:
Why didn't this make front page? I am in the same situation now.

Be wise, your ex will only cause you problems in your home, like seriously, you should cut her off totally! How would you feel if wifey is seeking help from her ex? Please be wise!

OldNairalander:
The end

I laughed so much with tears of laughter

The guy who bought a jet, finished it all

Obakoolex:

Reply me with your WhatsApp details.... wanna check your stuffs

Alright sir : 07039500522. Waiting for your message sir.

Lewisdinho:
Your socks are they coloured/ fancy socks

Hummm...cool colors o! Not flashy...

Mr.P now fully into betting business I guess...Kai!


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You don’t watch tv but follow up on BBN lol
Anyways, I haven’t really had the time to sit for full one hour to watch TV, but I try to as it helps me relax much better as I am always too focused on business. I try to make time to study my Bible as well.


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Wow!

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mimilogistics:
This price was when no other company was doing express shipping....the only airline that agreed to work with us on this was charging us $20, so what did you expect dear?

Perhaps you look for another airline as this is their current price.

Zibahstores:


Have you tried skyjet? They are swift. Chat me on WhatsApp for link up. @dredlee, you can hi me on WhatsApp too.

Oh okay, thank you...I’ll do that

Pedalgrazing:
When their is no Jobs

And that’s an excuse to defraud others?

mimilogs:
This is to announce to Nigerians looking for fast shipment from China to Lagos Nigeria that Mimi Logistics can now help you ship from China to Lagos Nigeria using Express shipping.


Minimum weight we can ship for you is 4 kg.


If your goods have inbuilt battery, we can ship it by express. But if the battery is not inbuilt, sorry you need to ship it by normal shipping.

If the goods contains liquid or powder, it can't go by express shipping.


How much is our express shipping

$23 per kg (this includes shippingand clearing fee).



How many days does it take to reach Lagos
Answer: 3 - 6 days!


NOTE!
As soon as we receive your goods at our China office, you pay for shipping to NIGERIA, if not we wont ship until you pay shpiping fee.

Solution89:
Jesus $23/kg? Why I de ves for dhl for charging $11.5/kg on express shipping! Oga just forget logistics it is not your destiny.

Noniking charges $11/kg, leaves on Friday and arrives on Monday! You people are wicked!

Zibahstores:


You can use tugrow1688

Tugrow1688 is good, but lately they will ruin you by adding to the weight of your goods! They will add extra kgs to your goods! If you have better logistics, pls recommend biko!

No regrets.


When you obey God, life becomes Heaven on Earth.

Mind your business, Mind your business till they scam you or your closest relatives!

But op you have no valid reason to call him a fraud yet, some people make millions working from home monthly.

Livefreeordieha:
continue then made in Nigeria scholar.... pele okare instead of u to take correction and move on u wan dey brag? So u rather spell a complex rubbish in the stead of caution a more simpler word because we are on nairaland? Olodo oshi rabata will u gerrout of here nonsense!!!!!

I was even trying to be cordial with d spineless daft and he wasn’t having any of it..

Lol no wonder u keep repeating u are successful u av cars lol shame on you if u think those carbon emitting scrabs u have are a sign of success.. but yet it begs the question then why are u here? Lol because ur landlord doesn’t think so.. yinmu pride is bad..

Kai with all these blunders, you still get mind dey correct op? Wonders!!!

Sanchez01:

I can't believe you still remember the gist! It was an embarrassing moment, I won't lie.

And your submission is spot on. Everyone is always angry in Lagos; too busy and always in a haste. A typical Lagosian will struggle for the first few months should they find themselves in a serene, quiet state.

Lagos is a jungle, walahi!

This is absolutely true!


During my service year in a beautiful town in Oyo state, after spending few months, I couldn’t wait to be back home. I missed the traffic, the noise, crowdy environments etc and these are the things I hate about Lagos! How I missed these craziness of Lagos still baffles me!
Finally after serving, immediately we got into Lagos, the craziness started! We were stuck in traffic for hours, car broke down in a deep ditch making the car flooded, my bags were soaked! My dad almost had an accident on his way to pick me up from the park, I became security conscious again unlike when I was in Oyo state etc Kai I miss Oyo state but I know I’ll definitely miss Lagos state again.

Iamgrey5:
I thought you will quote the Nigerian constitution or Human right law

I never knew you will quote the law of your village.

You guys are too hilarious

Zeeworld reduces one’s IQ, glad my whole family is out of their bondage.


Long stupid story lines.


Imagine a guy who was born 30years ago, his mum never aged and he is same resemblance with his father( same person).

Obascoetubi:
WHA IS BOMBING?

Scamming people off their hard earned money, then getting punished by God in return.

nizetee:


Pls how can I also be a bomber man. I need to avenge what those whites did to our forefathers!

Just look at these ones? When God’s wrath fall upon you ehnnn, even upto your 10th generations will suffer! Keep scamming people and watch your destiny scammed.

AlexJustin:

why? ��

What if he breaks her heart? She finds another man and still upload pics? Nahhh! Show off only your hubby or wifey.

I do not support uploading boyfriend’s pics and Girlfriend’s pics on social media, as no one knows tomorrow. You should only flaunt your partner once you are married, not even engaged.

Sex before marriage will cause you a lot of problems, both Mental & Physical...So run, Flee!!!

Oh nice


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God please have mercy on this generation oooo