OkwaIfugo:

Direct entry is on and you can apply and register. Buy the card at any jamb office and Yes you can apply For DE into Unizik.

Princeparix: no be help>infact i no d jump again>mtcheeeew#goes to get a life jacket#

Princeparix: huhh? Na so u hate me reach?

Princeparix: #jumps into gini-ka-mu-ga-eme river#

your bestfriend might not have any string attached wit ur lover-just a name he prefers calling her/him with the excuse- she/he is ma bestfriends lover.

Both my bestfriend and the babe go face oputa panel

eze moses: Good girls are everywhere. girls will even change themselves if u mention marriage but for us guys , na wa oooo its hard to find a good husband

I KILL: when I talk say d.banj no get talent, dem say I dey hate, dis is what happens wen we africans (especially nigerians) listen 2 d beat of a song and not d lyrics and voice of d song cuz I see no reason why d.banj shud rep nigeria in anything atall wen we av d likes of darey, bez, praiz and even iyanya whom I know can sing something meaningful if he wants to, and 1 thing dat surprises me again is d kind of people we use as judges in a music talent show, imagine using some1 like davido, d.banj, jesse jagz as judges 4 a singing competition What do dey know abt singing, fact is.. D good songs r not recognised only d craps r recognised

ufotuko: The op looks like a gay,why the lip gloss?why the full powder on his face?nairaland is fast becoming night of a thousand laugh where you can laugh on every thread,

True2myself24: Is he seriously wearing lipgloss?

Shedysworld: My head is reeling with headache as a result of the heavy blast, I was very close to the park when the bomb went off...

Shedysworld: My head is reeling with headache as a result of the heavy blast, I was very close to the park when the bomb went off...

Shedysworld: My head is reeling with headache as a result of the heavy blast, I was very close to the park when the bomb went off...

Br3nd4: I dont just sing in the bathroom i do shows in the bathroom! U need to hear my own version of Adele's someone lyk you.. Adele is stil a learner..

Beetwo: please go back to her house with all your families and begged forgiveness and asked her to marry you becuase love doesnt come in any form apart from that way. SHE LOVES YOU.

ogtavia:

i dnt know which one made me laugh more btwn ur name(madcow) and ur post.....madcow...madcow..what were u thinking!