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Vanneni: nO ISokay. u may keep ur face squeezed.

i though so...oya collect one. mwaaaah

Good morning people...i had a very wonderful dream last nigh

Pls everybody shout hallelujah

Sijo01: Its a lie

it's a truth...yes you missed it

The human body is an incredibly complex and intricate system, one that still baffles doctors and researchers on a regular basis despite thousands of years of medical knowledge. As a result, it shouldn’t be any surprise that even body parts and functions we deal with every day have bizarre or unexpected facts and explanations behind them. From sneezes to fingernail growth, here are 100 weird, wacky, and interesting facts about the human body.

-Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour

-The brain operates on the same amount of power as 10-watt light bulb

-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica

-Your brain uses 20% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream

-The brain is much more active at night than during the day

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream

-Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body

-Women’s hair is about half the diameter of men’s hair

-The lifespan of a human hair is 3 to 7 years on average

-The largest internal organ is the small intestine

-The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet

-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades

-The human body is estimated to have 60,000 miles of blood vessels.(To put that in perspective,
the distance around the earth is about 25,000 miles, making the distance your blood vessels
could travel if laid end to end more than two times around the earth.)

-You get a new stomach lining every three to four days

-The surface area of a human lung is equal to a tennis court

-Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s

-Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart

-A Sneeze regularly exceed 100 mph (This is, of course, a good reason to cover your mouth when you sneeze)

-Coughs clock in at about 60 mph

-Women blink twice as many times as men do

-During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools

-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born

-Babies are always born with blue eyes

-A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months

-The average person expels flatulence 14 times each day

-On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth

-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm

-The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms and potted plants

-Most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep

-Women are born better smellers than men and remain better smellers over life

-Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents

-Everyone has a unique smell, except for identical twins

-By 60 years of age, 60-percent of men and 40-percent of women will snore

-Monday is the day of the week when the risk of heart attack is greatest

-A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated

-It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown (every one should have known this right?)

-Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood the number is reduced to 206

-You use 200 muscles to take one step

-The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself

-About 32 million bacteria call every inch of your skin home

-Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour

-Every tongue print is unique

-Your body has enough iron in it to make a nail 3 inches long

-Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't

-It is not possible to tickle yourself

-Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do

-Women blink twice as many times as men do.

-Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

-We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.

-There are approximately 550 hairs in the eyebrow.

-The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.

-The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.

-The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

-Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

-Babies are born without kneecaps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.

-If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.

-The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.

-A baby is born every seven seconds.

-You breathe about 10 million times a year.

-The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.

-The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.

-The most common time for a wake-up call is 7 AM.

-The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.

-The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

-The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.

-After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

-A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.

-A man's beard contains between 7,000 and 15,000 hairs.

-The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.

-The indentation in the middle of the area between the nose and the upper lip has a name. (It is called the philtrum. Scientists have yet to figure out what purpose this indentation serves, though the ancient Greeks thought it to be one of the most erogenous places on the body)

-Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears


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Vanneni: I'll soon iron that face of yours.

in my village, if you disfigure a person, na you go marry am

**Looking at your back-side**, can i get you the iron

Vanneni: ^^^watchyu saying

am saying that children like you should be in bed now

Vanneni: wah other tinz

this your dirty mind

Vanneni: Hey! Cautio! I sabi pass you.

look at this small girl, look at this learner.
ItsMyModella, oya tell her make she understand

Vanneni: I got into bed all by myself with at least my right eye open. So I know you didn't help me.

Yes i didnt help you climb the bed, i helped you in the other things

ItsModella: okwa i na cho m'okwu?

biko, ndo..ezi nwanyi m...sorry

ItsModella: Binger: CEO of Bingermatics
Spikes: Konji master..
Acidosis: Fanta drinker

hmm, i go need delete this wrong impression oo

ItsModella: you dey mad? why I go want make you no my every location?

leave that location things, i want a position where i'll be very very significant in your aso rock

Vanneni: Mute jare! like say u go gree wake up if u c me 4 ur dreams.

yes ooo, i go go see my pastor sharp sharp, cos na by deliverance things ooo

ItsModella: oh that, I'm a big multi-tasker...I get my clients from NL.

clients? wait, did you just say clients??

#faints

Afam4eva: Pls can you guys write your moniker and your professions beside it....

ItsModella-wine tester/drunkard
Binger-yahoo yahoo
HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY/acidosis-Antelope rearer
Caracter...hmmm
Vanneni-JSS 1 student (na learner)

ItsModella: what's more authoritative than a father's position?

bebe, this na 21st century. Your papa fit no even know ur whereabouts. So pls, find one position give me for your aso rock

Vanneni: Awww sorry buh I safely made it to my room all by myself.

yeah, thats what u gonna think when you wake up

Vanneni: Sweet night to y'all. Dream about me.

chei, see people wishing you nightmares

Vanneni: see, my eyes are no longer seeing clearly. I wana sleep *pushing him aside as I try finding my way to my room sleepy eyed*

she falls inside gutter.

Spikes, as a gentleman, carries her softly into the bathroom, cleanses her, and takes her straight to the bedroom

ItsModella: we've settled na, you're now my father...abi no be so?

nooo, this e-father thing no dey work abeg. i want to observe a more authoritative position

binger: ka chi foo nwanna...i like the way u're trying to put asunder. Well done.

meee, put asunder..mbanu. I'll happily bless your marriage

ItsModella: look at that, talking from experience? I'm willing to bet so..

That said, I'm willing to give binger the benefit of a doubt, if he cannot provide good love, he should at least be able to provide good bedmatics...c'est fini..

i thought we've settled, why are talking to me like this nah

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY]you are swimming on a longggg thinggg [/quote]jealousy

binger: Goodnight Spikes, Acidosis,Cara and Vanneni...see y'll 2mao.

goodnight man, sleep like a baby

Afam4eva: You guys have got to be kidding me...30 pages already?

my nerdy brother..pls come lets talk PHP and MySQL

Vanneni: coz I'm your... ok na, keep waiting! You'll dry up there.

you ladies always turn things around..did i say you're my....?

buru kwa french kiss, which is very cheap

ItsModella: isn't that what they all say?

goodnight sweets, prepare for my arrival tomorrow.

don't be decieved...
If an Igbo boy puts his arms and legs around you when you're both sleeping, he's not cuddling.
He's only making sure you don't steal and run.

Vanneni: Spiky hairs go to bed. Your mates have long been tucked in. Whatchyu still doing up

am waiting for you to tuck me in with a goodnight french kiss

binger: Holy crixus! Though the eyes of a young man moves spontaneously in search of maidens,there is always one who is closest to his heart. Truth is Modella is closest to Binger's heart...when the other maidens are not around

The goodness of time differiences...i've tasted that mehn and i can tell you, it feels good

ItsModella: you seem to have many mimitos...so which one exactly are you referring to?

They don catch am

mehn, you guys need to wallow upon this thread..

https://www.nairaland.com/1170102/interesting-facts-like-know/

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY]tah!!!.... *spits* I don't roll with ur types then...[/quote]i dodge am, go sleep jaare