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Acidosis: I do not accept false messages.. Jesus turned water to wine... The bible didn't say, he turned water to beer, alcohol, gulder or something...

Wine is a compound word in the bible.

He turned it to heineken, i can prove that

binger: Modella,mon amour...when are u coming home? Be sure not to walk 10ft with those insurable killer legs of yours,cos i'll be coming to be pick u whenever u're ready...

Guy, u just dey murder queen Eliza anyow...God is watching you ooo

Where was i self

donsteady: Everyone here sounding as if all Guys with 6packs are Broke ass, No na. It shouldn't be. If you can't take care of ur own health or manage what you consume then u ain't real my brother. U need to look healthy......

guy, the "slide to unlock" no dey work o. i want copy the pinshure

jenifertaler: Hello I to make website for live listen fm radio?

Guy, u just dey murder queen Eliza anyow...God is watching you ooo

iyatrustee: *singing* dont you think wish your girlfriend was hot like me

No i don't, she's actually hotter than you

iyatrustee: WTF! xynerise! why posting my pics now?

you wish! you think say you hot reach like that

dont8: Sharrap, you no dey shame ni, you dey find co-passanger for your mumubility

Guy, u just dey murder queen Eliza anyhow...God is watching you ooo

but..but why?
why una no get job

xynerise: you dey fall my hand o

i no tell you? na him time now to mumu

kandiikane: the world youngest mother in medical history was 5 years of age.

thank you ma



#i no get time for your argument

Sijo01: oya interpret bfor I spank you

i said u fine pass obama pikin

oya make una dey learn with this one:

https://www.nairaland.com/1170680/very-cool-facts-human-body

More facts

https://www.nairaland.com/1170680/very-cool-facts-human-body

kandiikane: So, they don't sleep?

dont8: You're the master mumu o, must you quote everything

Thats the idea...mumulity dey transfer nah
Na your turn now

Sijo01: Na shakara dey make d tin sweet na.......you for continue to ask.

sweet ke? abeg no time joor...we're looking for investments that pays. i bu onye wayo

dont8: Yes, he's a Jonah, he should tell us how that shack take swallow him

y una dey jealous me say i dey dream...my brother antelopes are now joseph brothers ooo

iyatrustee: isi ewu! thanks man @ spikes

Sijo01: why you nor inform me

shey i been dey ask you your family address, you come dey form shakara

iyatrustee: really? means dat antelope wanted to take me out be dat

wait, you didn't know what you were eating
Look at this foolish girl

iyatrustee: makes you a goat afterall

a goat rearer is not a goat, he rears goats. Don't tell me you went to high school

iyatrustee: yeah right! you poisoned the nsi ewu we ate yesterday

Nsi ewu is already a poison

xynerise: ya right . Thats nightmare dude

nightmare in 3D? then it's a great achievement

xynerise: ...............So we enter 1000th page on 21st January 2013

yes oo, and i was the one that led the goats into the promised land

https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/multimedia/dynamic/00859/goat_859218f.jpg

xynerise: hurry up! The antelopes are ready to read your animated dream.

you know i dream in 3D

xynerise: *yawns* Pls tell us your nightmare

you know say your life story na nightmare

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY]Songs of Love 4 my 1 - Vanneni.
Angel of my Life - Paul Play


Been Waiting all my life
For the one I love
SHES ALWAYS IN MY DREAMS
SHES MY FANTASY
THE MOMENT I SAW YOU
WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR
GIRL I KNEW YOURE THE ONE

BRIDGE:

MY OH MY 2X
BABY LET ME TAKE IT TO THE TOP
LET MY LOVING FILL YOU UP
UNTIL THE MORNING COMES
EVERYTIME I SEE YOUR FACE
TEARS OF PASSION CAN BE TRACED
WILL YOU BE MY WIFEY
YOU AND ME FOREVER BABY

CHORUS:

GIRL
WANNA LET YOU KNOW YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
GIRL
NEVER FELT THE WAY I FEEL WITH YOU BEFORE
GIRL
DONT EVER LEAVE ME LONELY WITHOUT YOU GIRL MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE
YOU ARE THE ANGEL OF MY LIFE MY LIFE
MY OH MY
ANGEL OF MY LIFE 4X

YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT
YOU'RE THE ONE I NEED
NO MORE LATE NIGHT DREAMS
NO MORE FANTASY
BABY HOLD MY HANDS
TELL ME THAT YOU CARE
CAUSE ONLY YOU COULD SET ME FREE
[...][/quote]na so you mumu reach?

[quote author=HÌGLΞDY_PÌGLΞDY]SpikesC, shey na u give me antelope rear abi [/quote]what are you talking about biko

This is still morning o

caseless: oh joker-poker! U woke up on this note?

Gut-Morrrrinng!

morning my mumu brother...i wish say na the slave trade era..i for sell you buy mirror keep for house