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abiL: The way I got a first with my mini skirts and drunkard ways, I got admitted into a competitive doctorate programme the first time I applied.


Lick my aśs hater!

Don't worry, u're still not my type. I'll keep searching

abiL: Lol been there done that, far too many times.

One time, the paramedics had to cut my jacket and leggings so they can attach a skin monitor to my legs and arms.

Am gonna be a doctor

abiL: Lol I am a party girl. Well I was, but my days of passing out and getting admitted into hospitals for drinking too much are over. Praise be to Jesus.

Amen!!!

I feel you babe

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Not saying he doesn't. But pixs tell the story you want them to tell.
AbiL is a doctorate student, but she looks like a party girl. So. . . .[/quote]So she won't graduate with hot mini underwears

Trust me, i know what looks does to doctorate students.




###besides###
I like nurses, they turn me on!!!!!

Never mind

carefreewannabe: I have already said it so many times.
There are PLENTY OF SEXY WOMEN out there but not that many men. This thread has confirmed my observation.

I VOTE LALAOSKY! I give him all the votes I have.

More punnies for us then

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Nice.

You're omo Itsekiri or Edo. Itse and Edo boys are usually handsome and intelligent [/quote]Intelligent
Did you just say intelligent
Does that mofo look intelligent to you



#no offense

dopeJemi: Me seLf no know


WelL, my real name is Noyo, dahz wah peopLe know me as, buh I made research n found out dat noyo z not a fulL name, d fulL name is OritseJemiNoyo, so I figured out, d jemi sounds cooL n sexy wenever mah dad calLs me by it, so I started making peopLe call me Jemi, which dey did n 1 of mah friend added dơpe 2 it n it was cooL n I used as mah nL handLe

Blah blah blah
What tha......

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Na fine girl sha. . . E no just favour am that day.

16 votes?

Even Jesus wept. . .
[/color]

Lmaooooo

fine short engine. Well i no blame sha, na the bad campaign manager

Eze Promoe: 1st prize: Ukwu Achukwunet

2nd prize: Ukwu Sweet lemon

3rd prize: Ukwu ItsModella

4th prize: Ukwu AbiL

5th prize: Ukwu Cindyrella


I want to take 2nd position

Woe betide he who taketh the 4th prize

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]No [/quote]

Are they already tired of the 6 packed low bedmatically qualified idiots.

#teamHandsomeGents

Flashaldrin: Boring. . . I have exams

Do you always have exams

ATMC: your mouth is sharpened to lethal points!

I am tellsing you, and she doesn't even use her head. Such a waste of sperm

ATMC: post some pix, i wan make dem see d fine bori me dey see since

Hehehehe......i no want make u get competition

kandiikane: Stop quoting me! If you don't want me to insult you, stop quoting me. Haba! You say your nor like me but you still dey sniff my nyash. I know it smells fresh but please, stop!

Then stop posting ugly irritating low quality pictures over and over again

ATMC: This thread will soon reach 89 pages full of balderdash...plus fights...abeg let me do other things while you guys are at it.

Yes o, pls come to bed......i want to test some new moves

kandiikane:

Enough with this ur pics make we see road

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]WTF?

I cant have male friends again? Oga o

As 2legit, I am a nun [/quote]Nun ni?

Joke of the year

ATMC: you know i gat ur back
Who knows this may get u dt ur dream, you never can tell...don't dull

Dream ni...go joor
U no what u should have done since

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Anywaz, I knew him before the windows 8 thread. He's a nice person. One of the very few nice gentlemen on NL [/quote]
U don test am



#just asking

coogar: why don't you just shut up and let these people carry on with their event? it amuses me how empty barrels seem to make the loudest noise. you are facially-challenged yourself and yet you don't hesitate to curse out men who would not give you a second look...#sighs#

The fight is gonna start soon, i can smell it

ItsModella: Hi People,
As you all know, the Mr NL contest is coming up. I'd like you to keep in mind the young, amiable and handsome man called lalaosky. The link to his profile is below;
https://www.nairaland.com/lalaosky
If you care to know more about him, you are free to reach me at campaignmanager@votelalaoskyforMrNL.com
There are free gifts available for those who vote for him. Remember, voting is your right, use it wisely

VOTE LALAOSKY FOR MR NL 2012/2013!!


Signed: ItsModella (Campaign manager)

That guy looks like he's falling, hunger go kill am o

2legit2qwt: Can we throw in one of the girls to go with the winning prize
give the guys the incentive to participate, no joke.

Yeah yeah, maybe i go come join too

Florena: i agree wit u joo, i can be ur assistant marketing manager

U too like money

ATMC: you just go on and nominate yourself...ayam right behind you*winks*

Ahhhh, can i ever trust you again

Besides, i dont wanna see some ladies drooling on here

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]ROTFL!!

Are you stalking me? [/quote]Ha.....stalking you
#falls from nitel pole



I was following the windows 8 thread
#teamDeveloper

sexkillz: [color=#000030]How the hell on earth did i miss this fantastic idea. . .
[/color]

Odi kwa very risky

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Lades let me tell you something about moonraker. . . . dude has the programing skills to unlock your every secret.

Who doesnt like sexy nerd who knows how to dress, is very romantic, talks dirty and nasty enough to drop your booty shorts off? (ayam just reading his resumee)

Dude has a nice sense of humor, I'm telling you. He's genuinely sincere about helping you and making sure you're well-pleased/[/quote]Just cos of CS6

Abeg go joor

[quote author=Ileke-IdI][/quote]

ATMC: @spike C, were you nominated, i have plans for you o

Odi n'obi m.... I wasn't o, am just a spectator.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Rules of the game


Contestants MUST:

1. SHow full length picture

2. Be under 28 years of age

3. Not have potbelly, turkey thighs, ACNE etc[/quote]So i don't have hope