₦airaland Forum

Oahray: correct guy. Eminem would be sooooooo proud of u!

Yes man, am a die hard fan. 3minem

i still no gbadu sexkillz competition ooo. It was served to him on a platter of gold.

Oahray: I want Mynd44 and Redmosquito to woo the same gal #abeg

What happens when a tornado meets a volcano

what's with all these diary stuffs

slimyem: Abeg,I want to be wooed now...
...abi all the better men here nor like slimchic ni?

Ah ah! You don old pass nah

when a mad man takes ur cloth while you're taking ur bath, and u run after him......i wonder who people will think is actually mad.



**just saying**

ItsModella: D-Explorer, I've been here since na...if dopejemi won't make it, post your lines so that I can leave here..

Chai, girls wants to be wooed

[size=28pt]It's official....i want to woo badosky[/size]




Don't worry, i don write my will finish

ATMC: straight-to-d-point with little 'spicey' lines is likely to do d magic...depending on d chikala

Exactly!!!!






Just how i wooed you.
But i never see the mail ooo

Goldieluks: You be all weather na....girls dem plenty wen go wooze you no worry.

Ah ah! Na who talk that one kwan. Na only u nah, my shugar banana

vivian chinaza: The moment I read LA's wooing lines....I just knew this isn't a wooing challenge anymore, at least not for me.
So Killz, I think right now it is just you and I. The words you said/typed to me ....well, I'm not a poetic, just like you said "you don't need to be poetic to kill"....yea, I don't need to be poetic to see the sincerity in you. Its outstanding!!!

I once told you I don't need you to be perfect..... I just need you to be Killz and its more than enough for me. So yes..... I wanna be the "K" in that "Killz"!!!!

Sexkillz...... I'd be yours for as long as you want me to!!!!!

Already!!!

Falls from nitel pole!

Oahray: buzz off jor. Love letter is part of wooing.

Chai, i don die. So if u meet a girl for public, u go commot pen begin write love letter abi na long note

Goldieluks: Interested in buying the private get? Smart boy!

Yes ofcourse, and the extra curricular activities

Goldieluks: Mbanu i no fit crack my brain this time around.

Even for me

seriously, this is not wooing abi na woozing una call am. This is love letters, poems and ryhmes.

Wooing a girl requires responses, she needs to be leading you in a direction, whether good or bad. The worst schenario is were the lady in question is stubborn and maybe a little bit insultive...that is were your skills save ur backside.

Imagine you and a girl sitting together and you dey talk all these things without a single reply from her, na mental case o.

Goldieluks:

Floor ke! Mbanu , na private jet i want.

That one na small thing nah.... Private things for private jet.....am so interested

ATMC: where you come go since na?

Go jor... You eehhh

Na God go judge me and you

Redmosquito: Take what to the what?
Oyo state don legalize castration ooooo

Whats ur own na. you be winch? ;-\

Idowuogbo: Ashanti= ashawo

Naaah dearie, its my golden girl






Don't get jealous again o

Goldieluks: Oya ooooh who's next?
''Yawn''

Me and you sweety....lets take it to the floor

Idowuogbo: Ashante!!

All these your slans self

Ryda: Mold.helLa Every idgit have the right to be stupid but u abuse the priviledge

has ur brain been touched?
Or u fell from ur modas bck..

Did you pass English in WAEC


**just asking**

Idowuogbo: Grand da da! Wetin u sef dey find hia

I dey find my shugar pie....just stumbled on the wooing thread but can't find her

I think am in the mood

na wa o.
All these kids self

LastApostle: Hello piple, I am not in the best of mood to type. Just wanted to make a lighter mood of the situation.

Just back from a long journey and need a rest... I dey do shakara.


Postpone I and sexkill game for Sunday please

See excuse.... See ur mouth.... Abeg go sleep joor

[size=18pt]ogini n'eme here. What have i been missing ooooooooooo[/size]

Mynd update me jare

[quote author=to+by]@op nairaland is jus a site, its a place where all form of people come whether reasonable or not. But the tin i do is learn wat's salient n laugh at other peoples stupidity, post when its required n read or jus pass or maybe keep quiet wen needed. Also i've neva been infuriated by wat anybody does, maybe i'm good at putting up wit other people's shi t, don't take it personal okay? N stay out of arguement cos its good for ur health[/quote]GBAM

People just make irrelevant things their prime subject

[quote author=code_0]A typical example of the OP's problem. Where are you from sef?[/quote]Not sure, but is definitely better than the OP's

The last time i bought 1 cup of yellow garri in the market, it was N30 per cup. I ask why so? Cos i always buy it at d rate of N20 per cup, nd 3cups for N50! so i learnt that the flood disaster that happened in some part of d state affected them.... I'm on my way 2 d market 2 buy 3cups of garri 4 dis evening! Eba tins on my mind, plus Egusi soup with crayfish, nd those dry small small black mallam cat fish! Anybody who cares
for a hand of Eba should go hug trans4ma, cos i just finished makin my soup, nd water 4 Eba dey fire! Mtchew! @ least i don talk my own, as long as say Nairaland go dey allow anything make front page, me sef go join put!

amosy007: notin spectacular abt d modem.. Its just another hawuei series e303 7.2mbit modem.. Only at cheaper rate. And i will advice u not to buy right coz hawuei e303 was configured with some special algorithm that make it hard to unblock at d moment

E2** upwards cannot be unlocked like the others, they're hacked for the unlock key. I don't buy modems from Nigeria, especially those from providers, they're all crap.

nwoke n'ife

Idowuogbo: I do! U miss her?

Does everything have to be about intimacy