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smh. All these prodigal sons. 3 foolish men

xynerise: How do you know I am always online?

xynerise: Any question from the members?

Yes pa antelope

When do u actually have time for ma antelope whereby u're always on NL

lertee: It is easier said until you call in love.

Love has suffered so much for the iniquities of mankind

xynerise: Antelope, I have a nice set of teeth......though they have yellow colour

I know, i heard it's the finess of ur teeth that pushed down the walls of jericho

GentleMimi: Abeg no insult NL babes,jare! Our bobos have dentition wey dem dey use do closeup advert.If ''pappy'' get fine iyawo with him dracula teeth,e no mean sey we sef go wan marry dat kain person. We want sexy bobos.

You get bobo and u dey NL since morning?
U no want dracula abi? like say dracula fit manage you

See ur mouth? u want sexy bobos like us. Keep dreaming ooo

lertee: Not right..the rate at which men dump women is higher, when you get to most psychiatric wards today in hospitals,it os filled with women whom men made them so. So it is not any 50-50.

Where did you get such statistics?
Can you show us proof?

I believe ppl should get into relationships with their sixth sense. And not just about love.
People should accept the fact that things can go wrong, their partners can change their minds and the end of a relationship is not the end of the world. People should sit the fck up and stop blaming other people for their failures

So, i guess the debate is over. Make man go sleep jaare

If una want sharp sharp husby, them dey.

If my very good friend xynerise can find a wife with that his ugly teeth, wat else can we say about our sweet, pretty NL babes.
Just apply in person

GentleMimi: I'm off to bed,peeps! The derailers thread has been derailed!

So, you just came here to make noise and talking about dlcks and all that shlt without even contributing anything

Mondisweets: not all girls are the same

I know, some asks their boyfriends to sell garri for them

Truckpusher: I do not think that the way people present themselves here is an actual portrayal of their real life personality
sometimes it's all fun ,loosen up bro

Exactly the problem, ppl give out a wrong impression about themselves without considering the after effects it might have.
What are you ashamed of? why can't you display your true YOU wherever you appear.

Why can't you accept that you live in Okpo bus stop, Ajegunle and that you have a fcking 2 inch dlck.
There're sweet ladies out there who get fascinated about small dlcks nah

GentleMimi: Sharrap there,nwokem! See lecture. For ur mind now u dey make sense.Mr Oyanachi.

The best advise about relationship will forever, always, come from a man

Mondisweets: but we r friends

That is wat that girl told me that time before i lost my wallet

GentleMimi: It is better for burriful babes to be single,than have bobos like Spike C as husbands.

Yeah, burriful babes will always be single, while the beautiful babes will be looking for a good and promising husband like Spikes C

GentleMimi: And how would the answer affect ur dinner this night?

Exactly, this is why you're still single. Your attitude

You need reorientation on how you should approach people, how you should shape your personal impression and how should open your heart to any man you ever come across to, whether small, big or large.
Else, nne, you're not getting married soon. Shikena

Mondisweets: sure will u help me sell too?

Na im be say na me don dey do the business nah

lertee: Ths best way to know why nairaland single ladies are still single is to draw out a questionaire and ask for personal reasons. Everyone has different reasons for being single.

WHy are you still single

GentleMimi: Confirm! Yesssss oooo,the guy is a chinch! He is a mosquito buzzing in my delicate ears!

Madam, why are you still single

Mondisweets: i will start garri business soon

hmmmm, very profitable. Can i supply you

xynerise: That is to say, heartbreak is inevitable? Probably, getting the right partner is LUCK.

The government cannot enforce a law that has to do with free-will. No one forced you to go into a relationship with the person.

It is not by LUCK, it is by knowing what you want and going for it.
They say you'll fall for anything if you don't know what you want. Who ever said that has dlckheads in mind

Truckpusher: The lady was purely violating a state law on a scheduled sanitation day./

and poverty is not an excuse for people to break rules .

Though the governor's choice of words was totally unacceptable in any manner.

Have you guys noticed that it's the super rich people and the poor people that breaks the rules most of the time?.

Gbam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mondisweets: full of doing nothing

ehhya, no school? work?
why don't u get something doing nah.

dont8: Good points, but I think people don't really know what they WANT from what they actually NEED, hence the vicious circle
we are witnessing in the society at large.

Who should you blame? Those who make choices or those who always have something against choices been made?

There was a topic on the frontpage a few months ago, where a guy asks after school, made money, build a house and a good business, got married and have kids, what else?

The question was a delicate one. One single question which needs a serious thought. A very disturbing question which would have been a very good topic for discussion which could have a great impact in our society and mindset. A question which shows we're all going through a fcking booring vicious circle without really making much difference.

Guess what, the fcking Nairaland trolls and hoodlums took over the thread. Who do i blame? I blame the fcking seun and his fcked up mods.

Well, they said that evil triumphs when good men do nothing


Back to the topic. Our nairaland girls are still single because they are not out there searching. Simple

Mondisweets: okay. So how was ur day

It was fine, full of fun. Yours?

Mondisweets: I dont know how to respond to that

It means, "I am fine"

Truckpusher: Most girls are single because we have a lot of diickheads that only wants to jump into their pants and jump out and the girls too thinks that their toto is now a commercial bank ......joke apart

The major underlying factor is the economy of the country and the sudden shift from cultural norms and values.

Rather, it is the society that made it so.
The society has managed to change our mindset into making irrelevancies a norm.
The society has made everyone believe that marriage is a do or die affair.
The society has made us believe that to get married is a very much big thing that we have to attain a certain financial status before we get married.
The society has made us believe that we have to be perfect in a certain way to be able to get married. Which has left a few of us into the mindset that some people will and should never get married.
The society has even made us so fcked up in the mind that we now have a different opinion about wat marriage actually is and which parties can be actually married together just to get out of the rigorous shackles of the real marriage.





In other words, the society is to be blamed for my being single, searching and currently broke

Mondisweets: kedu

Adi m mma

1hour, 4 minutes lost

xynerise: Alright. We await our provost(Spikes C) and Gateman(Security-Caseless)

I was here before sadam husein stopped sucking bwest

Are 4 people gonna have this meeting

Yeah, just wat i always thought it would be. Funny ppl

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