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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:01am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]We know how to rough-handle ourselves.[/quote]huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:00am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I guess you dont have enough to pay for the tutorials + I have got better use of time than the teaching the unteachable.



I'm sorry, I cant.[/quote]My friend Ishsoph Udeme will help me with the fees cool
But i am a fast learner, you just don't know how to teach huh




Errrm, pls, am serious undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 1:46am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]thought or taught: which one?

I am not selling anything.[/quote]My bad, thanks for the correction.
You still haven't finished ur tutorial. Am lagging behind soo much embarassed embarassed embarassed



Ok, can you buy something for me[size=18pt]?[/size] wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 1:23am On Nov 17, 2013
ikekings1: Dis guy don dey smoke goat sh*it dis days.. D way him dey tackle me dis days eh!!!
He is happy. BJ things grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 1:23am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Going off-point has always been your thing.

No wonder discussions are always boring when it comes to you.....!

Enjoy your misyarns![/quote]You thought me the off point method naah. Now you're complaining grin
Like you know wat discussion means.



So, i want to buy whatever you're selling. Name ur price wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 1:09am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]nothing you can afford![/quote]Is it really that costly shocked shocked shocked
Even more costly than ur bride price grin



chai, i need to make more money ooo cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 1:06am On Nov 17, 2013
Ishsoph: I do change to vaseline men body lotion too, although seasonally. Like we are approaching harmmattan. Pls buy one in Ogbete Market and waybill to ikekings in Onisha. Cant stand dude smelling ude aki when I landed with them Abj chics. cool
grin grin grin

I will my brotherly, it will be his Christmas gift for him grin
WebmastersRe: htaccess by spikesC(m): 11:33pm On Nov 16, 2013
Seems you already did. What's the error if i may ask?

And i hope you restarted WAMP when you enabled mod_rewrite
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2013
ikekings1: lol.. Na (ude aki) I dey use... Spikes c can testify to its wonders...tongue tongue tongue
undecided undecided undecided undecided

I use Vaseline Men body lotion






Just 600 Naira grin
WebmastersRe: htaccess by spikesC(m): 11:27pm On Nov 16, 2013
Hope your .htaccess looks like this

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine On

RewriteRule ^page/([a-zA-Z0-9\_\-]+)/([0-9]+)/$ page.php?n=$1&src=$2 [NC,L,QSA]
Remove all codes in it and test with just the one above.
Then keep adding the others line by line (if you have any) till you jam the supposed error 500
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:59pm On Nov 16, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I dont sell beads, stranger.[/quote]errrm, what do you sell then undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:59pm On Nov 16, 2013
Ishsoph: Your spec is found in Nkanu
meet Spikes
tongue
undecided undecided undecided


ikekings1: Nkanu girls get strong hands.. Dia palms are not soft..
angry angry angry
WebmastersRe: What Would You Do? by spikesC(m): 9:57pm On Nov 16, 2013
Definitely not cpanel but main account login.
The main koko login grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:05pm On Nov 16, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]oh yeah, what you waiting for?
Order away, sweetie..cheesy[/quote]Errrm, sweety. I have this new gf i wanna buy some beads for.
How do we go about it cool cool cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 8:03pm On Nov 16, 2013
dont8: Hi Ikechukwu.

Hey Spako, how was Anambra election? I was told you were hired to....

Never mind undecided
angry angry angry angry

I was hired to stay at home grin
This life no get photocopy abeg cheesy cheesy
WebmastersRe: What Would You Do? by spikesC(m): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2013
Pls mention ooo grin grin grin
WebmastersRe: htaccess by spikesC(m): 7:20pm On Nov 16, 2013
Btw, i would suggest, whiles generating the urls, you replace also spaces with +, remove non alphanumeric characters and tag the src id with a hyphen. Using a slash seems like it's a folder like structure.

Example: instead of page/economy/1 you do page/economy-1

you then use slashes to designate pages(i.e page 1, page 2 etc.)


Your choice though cool
WebmastersRe: htaccess by spikesC(m): 7:17pm On Nov 16, 2013
From the first rule:

RewriteRule ^page/.*/([0-9]+)$ /page.php?n=$1&src=$2 [NC,L]
It should be

RewriteRule ^page/(.*)/([0-9]+)$ /page.php?n=$1&src=$2 [NC,L ,QSA ] //I added QSA so that you can also pass GET variables

From the second rule:

RewriteRule ^page/([a-zA-Z0-9_-]+)/([0-9]+)/$ page.php?n=$1&src=$2 [NC,L]
It should be

RewriteRule ^page/([a-zA-Z0-9\_\-]+)/([0-9]+)/$ page.php?n=$1&src=$2 [NC,L] //I escaped it in case it is a special character
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 7:09pm On Nov 16, 2013
GentleMimi: Hi,peeps!
wink
WebmastersRe: Urgently In Need Of A Hotel Management Software by spikesC(m): 4:50pm On Nov 16, 2013
We can do that for you from scratch if you won't mind the time involved. It will be intranet based, accessible from any location in the hotel.
Every department will have access to their own module. To discuss further, contact us with the details below.

support at spikesinteractive.com
08035553259
WebmastersRe: Pls who Can Create A Worldclass Standard Ecommerce Website 4 me In A Shortwhile? by spikesC(m): 2:49pm On Nov 16, 2013
We can develop the project for you.
We'll send you a detailed proposal once we decide on your requirements. Do contact us with the details below

Email: support at spikesinteractive.com
Phone: 08035553259
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 11:28pm On Nov 15, 2013
Ishsoph: Unsolicited interpreter sharrap there! Why nt go and be nursing ur wound for being sidelined from the windfall. tongue
huh huh huh

WHy u dey vex? shey u thin sotey dem no even invite u at all grin
NYSCRe: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by spikesC(m): 11:23pm On Nov 15, 2013
GentleMimi: hw far?
Not fine embarassed

Come to our thread wink
NYSCRe: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by spikesC(m): 10:39pm On Nov 15, 2013
GentleMimi: i'm in support of ur comment for the first time in history,surprise!
The lousy guys that bash Nigerian females here are not better.You are what u attract.If u attract irresponsible females,then u shld hv a ''personality check''
cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 10:37pm On Nov 15, 2013
ikekings1: Lol... Who am I working for? huh huh huh
errrm, he's saying you are an agboro park agent. Hired to snatch ballot boxes lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Pictures Of Some Old Classic Nigerian Movies. by spikesC(m): 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2013
[size=28pt]Teco Benson, where at thou.[/size]

[size=18pt]These lover boys have finished the good works of your hands with p0rn movies[/size] angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 10:25pm On Nov 15, 2013
Ishsoph: Gimmicks! They disqualified u cos u were handed a gun and the weight brought down ur hand. Lmao!!!
***falls from Nitel Pole***

U don get mouth today baa undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m):
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 10:17pm On Nov 15, 2013
Ishsoph: I knw what is running in Spikes mind now. Dude'd be like: So runs like this dey and see a short distance from Enugu to Anambra na him ikekings no fit halla me his guy? cheesy grin
ahhahahaa grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 10:16pm On Nov 15, 2013
[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Lwkmd.

Abeg you know any GMAT center for South East? undecided
[/color][/quote]I would suggest you go to there official website and look for approved centers.


Ishsoph: Such weak denial! Erm, have they started handing u guys real gun or una stil dey the stage of training with a make-shift? grin
Real guns has been given to them from time immemorial. I had 2 offers to go there. Very good pay (not less than 50k per day)

But my problem is, the guns won't be loaded angry
NYSCRe: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by spikesC(m): 10:09pm On Nov 15, 2013
Leaders of tomorrow? I forbid tomorrow from coming cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by spikesC(m): 9:40pm On Nov 15, 2013
Ishsoph: Erm, ikekings has been recruited as one of the ballot box snatchers for tomorrow's Anambra State guber. election. Infact as I write this, they're undergoing training. Happy snatching ikenna my guy, them chigallas go hear am this season! Mega money things! cool cheesy
grin grin grin

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