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HumbledbYGrace: My lessons.

Am ever ready, haven't heard from you

I did, am the fun here

Cathaliya: You damn right cus you just have to keep convincing the image you see on that mirror that it is da bomb.

i can't convince an image, it is nt a living thing...oooh, sorry, u didnt go to school

Nomski0: you've establish yourself as the new brand of stúpid cause you stare at frozen cans of juice cause it says ''concentrate".

U need to go back to school, and learn punctuation

Idowuogbo: Wasting d money u never had? Nigga plueaseee! U so broke, u boil ur toe nails for breakfast. Sad eh?

i wan't broke when i met u, ur facial plastic surgery finished my savings...yet, u're still damn fugly

Iaz93: This thread is now boring.

Please, I need a new set of rētards.


Nomskio, cathaliya, spikes and co. itaf do!

yeah, we know, ur brain is too small

Cathaliya: Exactly what your structure instigated in her....alrighty, lets go practical, but first, do you own a mirror?

yeah, i use it to see only myself when i face u

Idowuogbo: Candles? Oh I gerrit... Ur d!ck so small, ur gf would rada have u candle-fevk her rite?

yeah, she's too dumb she doesn't know the difference




wait, am i facing 5 fugly babes

Vivly: It's obvious you started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since

Yeah, my stup.dity is diminishing, yours is the reverse

Idowuogbo: Hahahahha.... Jungle baby, growing up in a m-home is better dan growing up in the zoo. Hey! say mi hi to d unicorn dat carried u for 9months.

yeah, the unicon is asking for his baby that he had with u

Kslib: Satisfied now?

Oya also do me a favour by adding (f) to your moniker to give it that sweet feminine touch..
..
All izz well!

she still feels like a man in bed

Cathaliya: I said you should make me proud...thought you Igbo?

She is, it's just lack of understanding

Idowuogbo: Yea yea! But u wash and re-use condoms.Broke mudafucker!

yeah, i don't like wasting money on fugly girls like you

Nomski0: In place of your brain is a sign that says "space for sale."

And u actually sent in funds to buy it. I can imagine the stupidity

Idowuogbo: Dry! Ginger me joor

lol....u must be missing ur period. U need to get back to you candle

Vivly: Ya. With the tons of fat on your stomach, you wouldn't even see your private part. How much more a girl

yeah, the girl in question is just too short she could be hidden under my 12 packs

Vivly: Seriously speaking. This is the lamest line i've ever heard. Come back with something that'll ginger my spirit

ginger ur spirit?

Insults don't ginger ones spirit, flirting do

Cathaliya: I heard that yoour mum had stroke immediately she saw what she gave birth to.....does that mean, your continual habitation with her drove her crazy?

i haven't got a reply yet. I just can't fathom the relationship between stroke and crazy, nor the level of illiteracy one can attain

demelza: It aint my fault that you have no memories of your chidhood. But I guess thats a good thing considering the dump you grew up in.

Atleast i grew up, i heard you're so short we can see ur feet on ur drivers license

Vivly: Ya. Afterall you've got a face only a mother could love. Who could convince her the placenta was a better issue

Atleast my mom loves me, why don't u ask why u grew up in a motherless (and fatherless) babies home

Nomski0: You're actually dumb enough to conserve toilet paper by using both sides on different occasions

Atleast i don't wash and wear tampons

Cathaliya: I knew you would do the right thing by submitting yourself to the mental authorities....kudos

Yeah sweet, i went to give them ur address. I just couldn't allow u live live this

Vivly: Do you still love nature..... Despite what it did to you?

sadly, i do, atleast, she hasn't allowed me to meet the most fugly female on NL

Vivly: Ya. If they had, my parents wouldn't have convinced them not to bury you along with the placenta

yeah, ur parents must be real stu.pid they couldn't find a good reason to convince them

Kslib: Lol..
OK, I'm sorry dear demelza..

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All izz well!

All izz not well, some are sick in the head

demelza: Thanks for your sucking up.
But note, my days of turning frogs into princes are long gone. Sorry you are outta luck.
Keep frogging.

wow, u still read fairy tales

you must have been in coma since childhood

Vivly: I think mother nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes

yeah, she forgot not to allow me see this kinda ugliness called a female

demelza: Alright hon, just hold my purse and heels for me.

What else can he hold, ur stupi.dity?

Vivly: If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents

Yeah i know, they forgot to tell ur parents to abort the mission

Idowuogbo: Coming from a product of animal surrogacy, dats rich.

Thanks for the compliment.
I can never compare to you though, you've been found to be more stu.pid

Cathaliya: South....I get.
Adios
I knew you were humourless.

Nope, she's not. The part of her brain that understands humor is currently damaged.
She'll get it by next week