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Typicool8:
Bmc zombie on the beat

FarahAideed:
How is this a lie

Calm your tits..u n o see lol..they will say lies lai will say its a lie. Lol

Lies lol

F@#$ing bastards destroying lives

But this story..they said the car was a lexus now its a pilot we're seeing

Lol he wants to rape and intimidate the poor gal

Wow.. congrats..its so funny my Boerboel bitch also whelped about 2 wks ago .. lost 12 out of 14..i didn't even want to click here because the pain was much ..but you have shown me that im not alone..heres a pic of my 2 survivors.. pls what steps did you take this time for avoiding the deaths

I’m a 17 year old boy with a highly conservative family consisting of my parents, me, and my younger sister. Every Sunday we go to church for multiple hours to pray however we couldn’t attend church the Sunday that this story takes place on since my younger sister caught the flu.

When we got home my parents went to the living room to watch television and my sister and I went to our respective rooms. I was bored and had nothing to do since I finished all of my schoolwork and typically I would have been at church at the time so I decided to masturbate in my room. When I masturbate I always use headphones while watching porn so that my parents don’t find out because they’re very against any expression of sexuality. As I put on my headphones and got comfortable I played the porn but noticed something strange: the porn had no sound. This was odd to me since I thought the porn was at a reasonably high volume so my dumbass decided to crank the volume to the max. While I started hearing the porn it sounded muffled, but in the background I could clearly hear my parents screaming. My heart started racing since I thought I was caught so I paused the porn and ran to the living room.

When I arrived I was confused why they were freaking so much until I saw the family tv. Apparently while putting on my headphones I ended up streaming the porn on the family since on the family tv there was a man balls deep inside a woman which was the exact scene I paused at. I immediately ran back to my room to frantically turn the porn off but the damage was done. I was too embarrassed to exit my room and after many hours my parents came in and ranted for what felt like an eternity on how ashamed and disgusted I should feel about myself for what I did. On top of that, my sister keeps teasing me about it as I’m dying of embarrassment. Needless to say we’ll be going to church next Sunday.

Source Reddit

These ones are almost more guilty than the son.. they silently wanted and enabled him to do this ... Probably felt they wouldn't be culpable and then cash out on the media fame.. very good to charge them too

They chased away police for extortion .. only to resume their own extortion and murder x 10 times more

This is why violent change cannot work..because you cannot instil sanity when power was seized by insanity

Live by the gun.. if you have the skill of making guns us them for your own protection.. don't sell them to criminals..now your sister is dead .. cos those guns you've been selling probably killed innocents too

Thats the golden rule to avoid scam..if it sounds too good to be true ..it probably isn't..

Lol the guy jejely off phone

Lol zombie apocalypse loading..

The only thing wey be her selling point see horror film .. low self esteem

os courfe yes

Real Judas ..men (humans) are wicked

Voa sacked a large no. of staff in Nigeria some years ago over this issue

Coronaebola

just thank God some dem don deceive them comot their head

christistruth01:
The Oba's Should tell them to Farm or learn a Trade like Welding,Electrician or Mechanic

and embrace Contentment

Obas self are the main culprits..see the one of the guy in the hotel

Africa Magic Yoruba is also to blame..many films are too ritual focused

christistruth01:
What is Wrong with. these ritualists

Ni Tori Olorun..


Can't Ooni, Alaafin and all Oba's make Proclamations against and Banning this Evil Wicked Barbarism

The Ostrich buries its head in the sand and thinks it is hidden.

This is Colorado effect.. someone even mentioned it.. this one is not a problem because once it deals with you like this you ma go avoid am..

Mkpuru will make the user feel soo good .. talking to themselves and rubbing skin non stop are the signs

They would have picked his pieces even before take off

Alhaja haa

this man is so dumb ..hijab is allowed and you are urging unrest because of the eleha ninja costume..so how do they verify the students id card?... I wish someone would use that ninja uniform to beat him then he will appreciate security measures

Nayigiriya mai konTIRI

I read something yesterday..if its not an overwhelming yes its a no.. i think you came off as too eager to sell..
Wetin come be the bitterness, you didnt lose your phone na

Probably the haters of Christians..the antichrist spirit from the devil. Th

Gra - gini? even by Nigerian standards their music was pedestrian. Let us not belittle Burna Boys achievement

i agree because of wasted time.. music performance branch of entertainment is a very time sensitive thing

Omo ..