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Celebrities / Re: I-Go-Dye Supports 2face's Nationwide Protest by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
basty: Dumb fucck Have you heard of dual citizenship ?? |
Crime / Re: Men Tortured By Police For Demanding For Their Late Parents Entitlements. Photos by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:37pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
They know who they will do those shiit to I've been hearing about how the Nigerian Police treat and humiliate innocent people, i wish they will try that with any of my family member 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: I-Go-Dye Supports 2face's Nationwide Protest by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
dfrost: You need to go back to school What is "tread" ?? What is "carefully" ?? People are dying of hunger and you want them to "tread carefully" You must be the dumbest person on earth |
Celebrities / Re: I-Go-Dye Supports 2face's Nationwide Protest by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
dfrost: Yea, because you are dumb Is it because it's in Nigeria ?? Why should people be afraid to protest ?? Ain't you a coward ?? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I-Go-Dye Supports 2face's Nationwide Protest by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:05pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
starlife30: No There are people who are above the government And even if they come for 2face, i promise you one thing, they will be a war that will claim Buhari's life Every Nigerian loves and respect 2face 20 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: I-Go-Dye Supports 2face's Nationwide Protest by SpitsOnYoruba: 4:03pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
I don't want them to protests or wail, they should enjoy the fact that Buhari is killing Nigeria I warned people about Buhari but they were too dumb to listen to me I want the economy to get worse I want 1 liter of fuel to be sold for 9000 naira I want food scarcity to hit Nigeria I want everything bad to happen And i want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years 34 Likes 2 Shares
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Politics / Re: Corruption: Buhari Didn’t Clear SGF – Presidency by SpitsOnYoruba: 11:00am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Bh |
Education / Re: 4 Uniabuja Students Killed In Auto Crash (photo) by SpitsOnYoruba: 10:55am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Buhari You will never go unpunished 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: What Happens When U Put Ur Car In Reverse While Driving? by SpitsOnYoruba: 10:20am On Jan 26, 2017 |
iceberylin: Okay, kid |
Properties / Re: What Can I Build On This Land? by SpitsOnYoruba: 7:04am On Jan 26, 2017 |
A toilet and an Amala and Ewedu restaurant You can build a shrine at the back 9 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: What Happens When U Put Ur Car In Reverse While Driving? by SpitsOnYoruba: 7:01am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Nothing Happens It only works on Motorcycles, when you changes from a much lower gear from a high gear, it will shatter the gear box and throw you into oncoming traffic 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Kenyan Tattoo Artist Boasts Of Sleeping With Over 500 Ladies, Shares Photos by SpitsOnYoruba: 5:30am On Jan 26, 2017 |
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an Hot, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. |
Travel / Re: A Physically Challenged Man Riding A Bike At Ojodu Beger, Lagos (Photos) by SpitsOnYoruba: 7:52pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Sebastine1994: I can feed the whole of your village |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump’s Inauguration Invitation Card + Full Timetable Of Events. by SpitsOnYoruba: 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Fucking clown The only black people who would be going to the inauguration are Kanye West and Steve Harvey 7 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: EAR CARE: Why Remove Ear Wax? Do They Protect The Ear? - Doctorsofficeng by SpitsOnYoruba: 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
The only safe and effective way is to use Q tip I can't be near anyone who doesn't clean his/her ear every day I hate dirty people I wash my ear everyday with washcloth while in the shower and immediately i step out of the shower, i use a Q tip to clean my ear thoroughly |
Travel / Re: A Physically Challenged Man Riding A Bike At Ojodu Beger, Lagos (Photos) by SpitsOnYoruba: 11:44am On Jan 19, 2017 |
XXLDICK: You're just dumb I've seen many guys in the USA riding bikes with one hand Physical disability is not a death sentence Grow up 5 Likes |
Travel / Re: A Physically Challenged Man Riding A Bike At Ojodu Beger, Lagos (Photos) by SpitsOnYoruba: 11:43am On Jan 19, 2017 |
What's the big deal ?? What do you want him to do ?? Stay at home so that hunger will kill his family ?? People like him are paid thousands of dollars every month for being physically disabled Smh Nigerians are just dumb Some people are saying that he should be arrested for driving a bike I've seen many guys with one guys in the USA driving motorcycle He can sue the government for millions of dollars for denying him the license to drive a motorcycle Physical disability is not a death sentence 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Two Men Fight Over A Prostitute In Lagos, One Stabbed To Death by SpitsOnYoruba: 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
adedehinbo: Your Yoruba people no dey use eye see igbo pusssy This one don chop his head |
Romance / Re: Two Men Fight Over A Prostitute In Lagos, One Stabbed To Death by SpitsOnYoruba: 1:55pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
yomibelle: Dry as your ìgbín 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Two Men Fight Over A Prostitute In Lagos, One Stabbed To Death by SpitsOnYoruba: 1:50pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Ho my god This is what happens when you eat Amala and Ewedu I will rather carry Ashawo than to carry prostitute 73 Likes 4 Shares
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Politics / Re: Schiffrin: Alison-Madueke Intimidated Me To Drop Corruption Reports About Her by SpitsOnYoruba: 7:56am On Oct 19, 2016 |
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Career / Re: How Do I Turn Down My Boss' Advances Without Losing My Job? (please Advice) by SpitsOnYoruba: 6:42am On Oct 19, 2016 |
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the Nepa company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again 43 Likes 4 Shares |
Properties / Re: Court Orders Tenant To Pay N900,000 Rent Arrears by SpitsOnYoruba: 6:41am On Oct 19, 2016 |
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the the Nepal company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again 100 Likes 8 Shares |
Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Wondered, Why Are Web Addresses In English? by SpitsOnYoruba: 6:36am On Oct 19, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: BBOG Group Blasts Hadiza Buhari-Bello For Raising N3.5m ‘With Its Brand Name’ by SpitsOnYoruba: 8:46am On Oct 18, 2016 |
Just 3.5 million naira ?? Come on, that's what we spend in Las Vegas nightclubs every week The daughter of a president should have at least 30 billion naira in her bank account I know who will be affected, the Afonjas and Zombies will be terribly affected, as for us, we're good and rich as fucck 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 20 Soldiers After Release Of 21 Chibok Girls - Says ISWAP by SpitsOnYoruba: 8:38am On Oct 18, 2016 |
Super story They agreed to release some of the imaginary Chibok girls in exchange of their captured members, the deal was made and in return they killed 20 soldiers So you mean to tell me that they don't know that it's bad for business, they wouldn't make that type of mistake because it would affect their business relationship with their master Buhari 51 Likes 7 Shares
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Properties / Re: Prices Of Apartments Of The Lagos State Housing Mortgage Scheme by SpitsOnYoruba: 8:17am On Oct 18, 2016 |
The prices are stinky cheap I want to know how it works If i have the money, can i pay in cash and own the house ?? |
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