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I always thought I had a singing voice till one incident at an hotel room in D.C. I was in the shower singing passionately in my supposedly sexy voice, then i heard the hotel room's intercom buzzing, when I picked up the phone, the lady on the other end appealed to me to stop singing, she was in the next room to mine and she definitely didn't think my voice was sexy, she actually said i had a terrible singing voice, lmao

patwhizkid:
2 virgin she-goats
a vulture with tribal marks
a pig with purple intestines

lwkmd

Kunbi, No bi naija u dey? U dont sleep, how do u cope during the day?

Abi se o fe kirun lori BRT lane ni

Ying Chen, lol

pretty good, got a job offer, so what did u do today?

Pweety4me:
Thuraya?

lomo ,

Arapare-gangan

O ja si o_{*confirmed yorubian*}

Composed

hello, heeello, helloooooooooo, anyone there?

actually thatz true, lol

@ topic

she too resemble my first GF

i browse nairaland during lectures

I gat your point but still that aint no healthy advice, he wants healthy advice lmao

EroticGirl:
Just Bleep them round. You go meet one wey fit satisfy you.

@ erotica, bad advice, i dont agreed with u, put urself in the shoes of those girls, will u love to be bleeped just for fun?

Sorry dude, you are in a fix but U got urself in the position, gosh what were u thinking? anyway, if u really wanna stop, u gotta stay clear of her and maybe confess to your wife when the coast is clearer. It aint gonna an easy thing to do, but u got urself in the mess in the 1st place.


P.S: remember, she doesn't love U, she was just missing some wild action.

it is night here and it is ok to wish for others

what are your hobbies?

No, u didn't answer my kweshun.

what 3 wishes would u wish for urself not me, lol?

FineMocha, how far now? won't u call me too?

New York, and I would love to go to Hawaii someday

if you could make 3 wishes come true, what will it be?

that means you are a stateless entity, lol


where is your favorite vacation spot?

Rice and beans with Gizzard stew

which state do u live in?

5ft 8inches

are u single and ready to mingle?

Yeah I think you do, I also think u are pretty

are u a model?

it is kinda obvious that u don't love her as u claimed. if she is truely sick, the last thing on your mind should be city of pleasure, you should be looking out for her health, not for your d**k.

whinch kain thread bi dis , ^{*wonders how these kinda topics pop up in people brain*}

UP GOLDEN CHICKENS, WE WON!!!

hahahahaha, lol . We all know he is lying. but in the end, the guy escaped, the immigration people are still searching for him.

@miss sexy, *wonders* how sexy are u, lol?