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Re: I Peed His Bed by TheSeeker(m): 5:53am On Oct 23, 2009
Shola, you're a meanie. You want the girl to hang herself with indomie? grin grin grin
Re: I Peed His Bed by Eshyy(m): 8:34am On Oct 23, 2009
Kai, if na me u no get froblem at all, if na say u take ogogoro i no worry, I go only tell u 2 add dogoyaro next time. But if na ordinary piss wit clear eye, kai walai talai u go sleep wit my nama next time[color=#770077][/color]
Re: I Peed His Bed by whitesturd(f): 8:43am On Oct 23, 2009
wow.this is quite embarrassing but de guy shd know dt its a mistake nw wich could happen to anyone.does that mean u bed wet all de time.some guys sha.abeg free de guy jo.dt one cannot stand by u for better for worst.
Re: I Peed His Bed by zuuby(m): 9:09am On Oct 23, 2009
@poster: so you peed on his bed ?
It's expected after the whole wahala of drinking.
Stop drinking then.
About him not contacting you.He probably respect you so much he his ashamed of looking at you after the incident.
Give him time,he'll come around.
Re: I Peed His Bed by SeanT21(f): 9:14am On Oct 23, 2009
cocoman4u:
I am surprised that you wrote the word "pray." Who do you pray to, The Devil? I bet if it was you, you would not only pee on your boyfriends bed, you will kill him in the night. That's why you wont bother calling him. He will be dead.

This girl called SeanT21 is a killer, please people read what she wrote about Nigerians that got killed in China because they were illegal immigrants.

quote from: SeanT21

As if she never broken or neglected any law. It is ironic that in her profile she says that she is in exile planning a coup. Does she know that planning a coup is illegal? If she is law abiding, why is she in exile, and why is she planning a coup.

It is people as heartless as this that committed all sorts of barbaric acts during the Liberian war.
wink
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 9:17am On Oct 23, 2009
ybab:
your boyfriend is just being childish.

i have have similar experience but this time, it was my boyfriend that peed on the bed while i was next to him.

how did it happen?
he had been seriously ill with crazy fever for some few days and i had to be with him. he was taking malaria tabs but yet he had crazy temperature. infact, it was bad and i didn't sleep a wink for three nights prior to the night that he peed.

the medication made him very weak and he had to take lots of fluid since he didn't have appetite to eat much.

anyway, i just noticed that he pulled the bedsheet underneath me and he was suddenly active at around 3am in the morning. i got up and asked him what the problem was (i was very sleepy though), and he said he had peed on the bed . lol. (although, i didn't laugh out).

i told him that it was no big deal that i will sort it out in the morning and i remained on my side of my bed (i was very sleepy). i told him to leave the sheets that i will wash it in the morning. however, he did something that earned my respect. desspite of the malaria, he washed the bedsheet and also his clothing that had obviously been soaked with the pee. it was when i heard the sound of water in the bathroom that i got up and to see that he was at it, i told him to leave them that i will sort it out but he refused.

to cut the story short, we brought the other mattress (from the spare bedroom) to the sitting room where we slept and later gisted. he was obviously very uncomfortable about it and said he was very ashamed but i told him that it was no big deal that it was due to the high fever. lol. i said many nice things to him and that helped his ego. next morning, he carried the wet mattress out. lol. i never made any reference to it , i have never brought it up since then. sometimes he teases himself that he is my baby. lol, and i tell him i do not mind that i love him all the same

summary, we are still together after tis incident.
Guess that's why they say it's a man's world. A guy does it, there's always an explianation, a woman does it, it's taboo!! undecided
Re: I Peed His Bed by galatico(m): 9:24am On Oct 23, 2009
Damn it!!! You just ended your relaionship with him .
Re: I Peed His Bed by dogzymallo: 3:09pm On Oct 23, 2009
my friends girlfriend popped in his bed when he was doing it what about that and they are still together
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 23, 2009
"I know whenever you have those bathroom dreams it's like your mind is trying to tell you to get up and go. I didn't even realized I had pissed the bed until he got up and turned on the light. Piss was all over his boxers".

Check your vocabulary, pissed the bed, piss was all over his boxers, piss u
Re: I Peed His Bed by spoilt(f): 12:02am On Oct 27, 2009
Wetin? No be person you kill. You pissed. . . . . so what? Dont call or text him. Leave him be.
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 1:32am On Oct 27, 2009
@poster,
ma dear, dont feel any bad!
if the boy doesnt want to call, his loss and morever it aint ur fault!
but next time no drinking too much.
Re: I Peed His Bed by missSexy: 4:49am On Oct 27, 2009
well i really don't think it's a big deal.  one day, i went clubing with my then  boyfreind , he got too drunk and  peed on himself in the car.  even tho he was embarrased, i din't really care.  i thought it could happen to anyone.  plus i had squirted many times on his bed, on him, in his mouth , many times  grin
Re: I Peed His Bed by spizzlenik(m): 4:57am On Oct 27, 2009
@miss sexy, *wonders* how sexy are u, lol?
Re: I Peed His Bed by tutuola: 5:48am On Oct 27, 2009
i would hide my face in shame and anonymously  send him new mattress and some rubber sheets,
don't expect him to want a repeat of this travesty,  i mean you peed on him. undecided and it is a deal, its not like you squatted and let lose but still. next time drink less pee before bed and pray this situation never happens again.
Re: I Peed His Bed by OYINBOGOJU(m): 6:00am On Oct 27, 2009
POSTER U GET LIVER O, U MEAN U STILL CALLED HIM DESPITE YOUR PREDICAMENT.

WELL EVEN IF HE PICKED YOUR CALL DO U THINK HE WILL BE FREE TO SPEND ANOTHER NIGHT WITH YOU

DO YOU THINK HE CAN STILL GO OUT WITH YOU

MAYBE NEXT TIME U WILL PEE INSIDE HIS CAR OR BUS OR TRAIN.

JUST GIVE HIM TIME ANYWAY AND HOPE HE DOESN`T DISCUSS THAT WITH HIS FRIENDS SHA.
Re: I Peed His Bed by spikedcylinder: 8:48am On Oct 27, 2009
missSexy:
well i really don't think it's a big deal.  one day, i went clubing with my then  boyfreind , he got too drunk and  peed on himself in the car.  even tho he was embarrased, i din't really care.  i thought it could happen to anyone.  plus i had squirted many times on his bed, on him, in his mouth , many times  grin
I always wonder, what is this "squirting"? huh
Re: I Peed His Bed by THEAMAKA(f): 8:52am On Oct 27, 2009
missSexy:
well i really don't think it's a big deal. one day, i went clubing with my then boyfreind , he got too drunk and peed on himself in the car. even tho he was embarrased, i din't really care. i thought it could happen to anyone. plus i had squirted many times on his bed, on him, in his mouth , many times grin
coool! grin
Re: I Peed His Bed by whitelexi(m): 9:01am On Oct 27, 2009
It gives the wrong impression when an adult pees in bed, where's your bladder control.
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 10:40pm On Oct 27, 2009
spikedcylinder:
I always wonder, what is this "squirting"? huh
I wonder also,

OYINBOGOJU:
POSTER U GET LIVER O, U MEAN U STILL CALLED HIM DESPITE YOUR PREDICAMENT.

WELL EVEN IF HE PICKED YOUR CALL DO U THINK HE WILL BE FREE TO SPEND ANOTHER NIGHT WITH YOU

DO YOU THINK HE CAN STILL GO OUT WITH YOU

MAYBE NEXT TIME U WILL PEE INSIDE HIS CAR OR BUS OR TRAIN.

JUST GIVE HIM TIME ANYWAY AND HOPE HE DOESN`T DISCUSS THAT WITH HIS FRIENDS SHA.
what is your own sef!!
Re: I Peed His Bed by Vuitton(m): 1:36pm On Oct 29, 2009
undecided
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 1:32pm On Nov 06, 2013
grin grin cheesy afta readin dis post my first reaction was "omg dis is so embarrassing. i wouldn't want 2 keep seeing the guy afta that incident". but then i started wondering wat makes dis kind of experience so embarrassing? i mean everybody pees right?, so someone who happens to be unconcious( asleep in dis case), does it in d wrong place which just happens 2 be a bed and den what?why do i feel lyk i'd rather fast 4 a week dan bedwet?
Re: I Peed His Bed by mooregan(m): 3:42pm On Nov 06, 2013
Same thing happened in my house, my galfrnd did same. It no biggie. He should just be matured for once, it doesn't call for what he's doing to u.
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2013
mtcheew: grin grin cheesy afta readin dis post my first reaction was "omg dis is so embarrassing. i wouldn't want 2 keep seeing the guy afta that incident". but then i started wondering wat makes dis kind of experience so embarrassing? i mean everybody pees right?, so someone who happens to be unconcious( asleep in dis case), does it in d wrong place which just happens 2 be a bed and den what?why do i feel lyk i'd rather fast 4 a week dan bedwet?
You couldn't read the date right?

mooregan: Same thing happened in my house, my galfrnd did same. It no biggie. He should just be matured for once, it doesn't call for what he's doing to u.
The 0p quit nairaland already
Re: I Peed His Bed by nairaman66(m): 11:11pm On Nov 06, 2013
ybab: thank you ladies. thinking about it now, i cant help but laugh.

maybe that is why he is always saying i am a nice person and i have a good heart.

i dont know why men have double standards. when they have their own embarrassing moments, we stand by them, but when its ours, they treat us like we have leprosy.

i once dated a guy that we went partying together and he came back home drunk ( i kept warning him). he got home, puked all over the place. terrible, smelly puke. the floor, bath tub, sink, everywhere. i had to clean the whole place. his friends were also in the crib and i know if they found out that he had puked, he will be the butt of jokes for the next 20years. so i helped him in tidying up his mess .

since that first incident, there is no other embarrassing moment a guy can come up with that i will not help him in sorting it out or covering his shame.
You'll get married to a nice man like yourself! If nor be say you don get hubby.. I for try my luck ooO! grin
Re: I Peed His Bed by Nobody: 3:56am On Nov 07, 2013
appelmoieddy: You couldn't read the date right?
wrong. i saw d date and dat was why my comment was about d topic and not d op. undecided
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