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Cutehector:
Take a picture of you on bed with wads of cash beside you and post on whatsapp where she will see it.


Thank me later.

LolZ

Those of u that have a gf who never disappoint prior to her visit Pls which God una dey serve?
My bae just dey disappoint me Walahi and I know fully well I don't disappoint people..
This is not the first or second time she will promise to visit me but failed to fulfill her promise...
I am just tired, things like this do make me to loose interest in a lady and moreover if she comes it doesn't mean I won't be able to afford her tp...
I think if this persist I will have to withdraw myself Bcus m tired...
Bcus of her I do postponed some things just to wait for her since she is gonna visit me...

me and u is exactly the same thing..
mine is 2.96 ,studying Mathematical sciences..
though as things stand now I am trying my best and working hard to attain 2.1...ah cannot come and kill myself bcus of first class ooo....
though they are yet to release second semester result sha

It seems that lady have jazz dx man. Probably putting him inside bottle

Chinagorom111:
So wats the normal size

according to research. Average is 5.5 inches

NevetsIbot:
Ever heard of this fruit called Kigelia Africans?? The Yoruba for it is Pandoro

u sure say that thing dey work?

I know how u feel even me with 5.6 still feel its small talkmore of 4 point something..
Anyway try do that massage stuff many people claimed it do work..

Just search youtube 'dick enlargement process using stretching method and see

maikbanj:
How can your supposed girlfriend be sick and you can't visit someone you claim you love Love isn't by mouth but actions. If she decides to move on, honestly you deserve it

i insist on visitinng her she said No.
She is not straight with her words....

samtol4:
Someone is sick you are still dragging her to visit !is it a taboo if u visit her ?

i was preparing to visit her today she said no i shouldn't worry ...
See women matter eh

So i planned visiting bae today only to tell me that i shouldn't bother to come again..
Okay fine when will u visit me she said she doesnt know??..

Well God knws why i my recent relationship have been failing.
I have never played a girl that i will be saying maybe Karma is at work but i keep having failed relation not that am not fun to be with in fact even d ones that indirectly got my attention it will start getting rossy but few weeks it will start getting sour..

E no better make i forget relationship issue? Even if Konji hold me make i patronise Olosho which i have never done in my life before....

Make una pray for me oo i am sick of havin failed relationship ,i want something serious i am not the type that Bleep around

Me sef my first round i don't last but you see second round ba hmm it do take me time to cum...

Thats how my system work..
Altought just do exercises,eat fruits and vegitable and also garlic it work

Originalsly:
Did you fulfill your promise to visit her?....even when she was sick? Hmmmm.... guy with more shakara than babe.... plus attitude. These are the little things guys do that make babes lose interest. If you ask me......she will be visiting... just not you.

but she shouldn't have tricked me that she will come na instead she would have been plain with her words that see if you don't visit me i won't visit you too.

bereavedheart:
You have to be ready to make sacrifices.Put your shyness aside in some cases.

alright, thanks.

Billionsclub:
this is a useless topic because
u are sound like a teenager
u are not a focused person if not u should have pursue your dreams first and other things will follow.
u are after fornication. u are not in love but u are there to get something from the girl.
u are immature
focus on your dreams, use your head to think what u need to do that will change your levels.
this is a nonsense topic that is calling for senseless attention. I know some myopic Nairaland will still come here and say rubbish.

Relationship haven't made not to focus on my dream..
I am studying mathematical sciences and I thank God it's moving smoothly and beside am about to learn some skills especially in terms of ict...

So I know what I am doing, relationship will never be a barrier to my career pursuit

You all Don't know why, actually am kind of shy person when am going to visit a lady who stays with her parent... Even my first girl before I could do that it took me sometime and she understood why... And despite that she still left me..

So if assuming my babe is living alone on her own visiting her won't be a problem

Lol,so my babe tricked me by not visiting me today because i havent visit her.
We started dating since september and just when i travelled home this month and she came to visit me last week sunday then she jokinly ask that day if i would visit her which i said i will someday.
So onn thursday i insist she visit me but again she said she is sick and all that i wanted to visit her but i think she hasnt proved to me how she love me.
Then yesterday we all set it and she promise to visit me but one way later she said she cant visit me because i didn't visit her despite the facct she said she is sick...

I was like wtf...so u knew all dx?
Anyway i will keep cool bcus i knw she want to bring d monster in me...i will find a way to visit her but if one day i start giving her attitude then i don't think i am wicked..

Bcus little things women do is what make men to start loosing interest..d major things are lies,not fulfiling promisese....

Newguyhere:
Never!! Those kind of women usually bail out on you when things get tough.

Exactly..
Though there was time I was backing off from her and she was pleading that no woman will take me away from her...


Assuming if am the type of person that do take sex enhancing drugs Bcus his gf is about to visit, I would have seen gbese��

This is the 2nd time bae will tell me she is coming and I already prepared something down for her and her attitude of not respecting my own decision is already making me to dislike her...
I told her to come at least between 9,10 or 11am Bcus I will be going somewhere in the afternoon but it tends into deaf ears...

I know she doesn't have phone yet Bcus she lost it few months back but this kind of attitude can even make me not to get her a phone even if I have money
. She have to prove to me that yes she respect my own decision just as I respect hers too....



So guys can u cope with a girl that will promise to visit u today but at the end to no Vail and not for the first but 2s and 3rd time

na e better pass make e no rise o

Kelvin30286063:
First confirm your fear. Go to xvideos and watch porn, if your dick reacts then you don't have any problem, just slow down and have a good pre-intimacy when next she visits.
Taking her on a date will also help you both relax. Don't just jump to sex.

My friend that work in the lab also told me this and I was Wtf I have desist from that Shiit called porn videos for a long while but I tried it out and my dick stood up well even early morning erection was perfect...

Maybe it's because I was stressed that day and I am just recovering from Malaria... It could be what caused it Bcus I know myself even my ex - gf do joke then that I don't have self control just little touch and my dick is up

Waoo my departmental

I think it was due to stress that day Bcus I was kind of tired then and now I can see changes I do get hard on all the time even when I woke up today I was hard as rock... And I have follow some remedies too like taking garlic, water lemon and other fruits....

Make e no disappoint me again when she comes visiting o

Managerwyz:
Next time go out and get viagra or take kick and start. It's a normal thing like headache that's why there is medicine for it. But the embarrassment no be here o.......

i swear even na she dey eve console me that i shouldnt get worried...she was even furious for me not smiling that moment

i woke up around 4am this mornig and d thought struck my mind and sleep refused to come again...
Even this morning i had an erection which is normal and i have done the little body fitness i use to do...but i will still discuss it with a friend of mine that works in d Lab.

Originalsly:
Guy.... the result of masturbating...people warned you... but you never believe. If you been feeding a cat canned cat food.... then you present it with a live mouse.. do you really believe he would go after the mouse? Same way... you trained your dick to be erect by masturbating... now to stand up when it naturally should... it be in a coma.
But... the mind also affects erection. If there is something questionable about her.... that she may be infected... that she is smelly down there... anything negative that comes to mind.... even if you had an erection... you would lose it. If in this case.... you were in the middle of pre-intimacy... then you realised that your dick is still limp when you thought it was standing firm... you would think damn...is it going to get hard?... and just that negative thought is enough to shut it down completely.... panic shuts it down. Next time.... be positive... be confident.

hmm thanks

marlow1962:
Oga what are the side effects that made you to stop.

Pro_cum, and all others

Sleekfemzy:
No biggie, you were anxious that's all..
Next time, be calm, take your mind off sex whenever you are with her, mind you be good with foreplays, that will give you a hint if bros go rise or not, so u can easily k ow excuse wey u go give babe next..
Or maybe the girl carry another thing for body, and u re already fortified..
it once happened to me, trust me some girls no clean interms of jazz

I told her did she put Anything on her body she waned to pick offense and u apologized...
I am just dam confused right now... I do hear how it do happen to people never knew it would happen to me today

Cutehector:
No pre-intimacy

We kissed, suck Breast and others na