UrbanExotica:
Is that one money. Come here and disturb us when you have 40k and above

Bad mouth lol, how much can u afford?

Wizkid will dig that hole today 5/3/2019

integritylady:

Do u mean Femoral triangle?
Am actually a guy
Not a gay

So a guy opens female account with female pics, you wan use style shy away. Don't run because u never can tell

integritylady:
Even Sambo?

Omo you damn hot, permit me into your bermuda triangle naa? I'm equal to the task

Outside the house during harmattan

Girls can relate to this, dem know hwfr.. if u know u know

Oshiomole has completely gone ma.d its remaining for him to remove his clothes and enter market

Thank God for the gift of life
Happy birthday to me
Guys shower me with some love pls

Wheezdwisdom:
That means we are birthday mate. Happy birthday to us. Next level of prosperity and abundance to us. But I don't like this ur moniker

Aww! happy birthday to us! don't mind the name bro, lets celebrate

Show me some love guys

Its my birthday

lyta270:


happy till you die

haha! u dey vex?

Its my birthday guys
Please show me some love

Karrisleo:
If you know

Omo! who is this guy? Is he a soothsayer?

Osiomhole is Articulated, Guys abeg let's vote Buhari out he clearly has nothing to offer.

Who is this one?

Anything to send Buhari to abyss is welcomed

wanate:
After travelling miles just to vote. Now the question on my mind is should i go back to my place of residence? If i go back will i be able to come back here to cast my vote? Dis whole thing is messed up. I have spent not less dan 25k so far just to cast my vote. So pained ryt nw.

Sorry bro, I understand how u feel, but just make sure you are safe and still find a way to vote please.

APC planned this, they are just trying to cover up and avert blames for their actions. They are saying rubb1sh, their rigging plans will not work. IJN.. Amen!

APC planned this, they are just trying to cover up and avert blames for their actions. They are saying rubb1sh, their rigging plans will not work. IJN.. Amen!

Zombicmodz:


The US already know the whole game... anytime APC is ready they will meet their fate.
Even APC don't believe they can win again.

Good, I pray they don't win

APC planned this, they are just trying to cover up and avert blames for their actions. They are saying rubb1sh, their rigging plans will not work. IJN.. Amen!

Latest Result

Buhari's failure is so glaring

UrVillagePpl:
AtikuMyVal but SoworeIVoteFor.....


use ur head..



we neeed a leader

Go and buy sense

mykemiley:
You no need remind us, we know what to do... We are already Buharilated

It doesn't rhyme at all, stop copying and continue with ur dead next level

buhariguy:
because you are lazy and corrupt.

My friend shut up, if u have nothing reasonable to say just logout

Abeg who fit download that video I need it?

Joevics:
Atiku made a live video chat on twitter, where he urged Nigerian to come out and vote irrespective of their political affiliations.

Here's a link to the video


https://twitter.com/atiku/status/1095955874848268288?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E3

Even if you are not voting for me, come out and vote.. Atiku you humbled me with that statement.. You are a great Man
Guys who can download that video or tell me how to do it please

candlewax:
I Don bleep up brothers, how do I handle this situation I'm loosing weight very fast, this idiot I call a friend yesterday told me he wants to come to my place, we were very close in place of business but I don't know much about him aside business so I allowed him to visit, he was there in my house and told me he was going to sleep over I told him its OK.

As I was going out that evening, he later called me that a girl was coming to see him, I was stunned but didn't say a word. I just felt he should enjoy himself and that would be the last, to my surprise when I came back yesterday I saw two big plastic bags containing clothes from dry cleaner in my bedroom after, he wasn't around at that moment.

As I was still trying to understand the motive, the guy pressed the door bell, I opened and he went to lay on my bed, i slept on the living room last night, this morning he left before I woke up with the clothes still in my bed room. I told myself I will talk to him this evening but I was still looking for the polite way to talk to him, then my phone rang again this evening that he is coming, I said OK that's fine hoping to talk to him no matter how hard it is (I am a very quiet type) then he did come till few minutes ago.

He was banging on the gate and that is a big taboo in our compound because the key to the pedestrians gate was given to everyone in my compound so you can always lock the gate after you leave but this fool was banging at the gate like its a ghetto area. Everyone at the compound was already peeping at their window to know what's happening when I went to the gate to open it for him, to my greatest shock there was this razz tattooed lady with him, obviously a prostitute coming inside the compound with him. I was dumbfounded as I noticed people looking from their corridors.

I felt the ground should open and swallow me because it was unbearable, I was just recovering from the shock, this idiot got to my door instead of removing his shoes on the corridor he walked into my living room with his shoes on (Jesus) I couldn't bear that I told him remove his shoes because we joked a lot he retorted that I shouldn't talk to my boss in that manner again (thinking I was in for his jokes)

As I am typing this now, I'm laying on the living room and he is inside my bedroom on my bed with a prostitute. (I have only entertained a female visitor once in my house and I have never had sex with anyone on my bed) now this is what I get.

I am just a good guy to a fault (that's what I think) otherwise I couldn't let this guy inside my house, also he has a business that he said he wants to sell because he plans relocating to asaba to his family and I want to buy the business, I don't want him to feel I'm chasing him though that's what he deserves but I need smart ways to bid him farewell..

Towards the end of this I could hear a lady moaning meaning they are having sex and Im about to she'd tears why this guy wanna desecrate my home. Sorry for the long story but please advice my based on the delicate matter because I just battled depression and I will be depressed if this continues tomorrow. Thanks

Check your box

I would like to know, is it possible they vote in any other part of the country they went to provided they have their PVC? Like I mean can they vote in a different polling unit in another state?

INEC Chairman explains how to properly handle your ballot paper after voting.

This information is important as the ballot paper will be the longest one we have ever had in our electoral history featuring 91 political parties and 73 Presidential candidates.

Step 1: Vote your conscience.

Step 2: Allow the ink some seconds to dry. INEC has promised to use only extremely quick drying ink.

Please note that this step is crucial, so that the ink doesn't run and stain another box which WILL RENDER YOUR VOTE INVALID due to more than one box being selected.

Step 3: Roll the ballot paper from the top down. This way, any smudge from undried ink will ONLY stain the back of the sheet and not on any of the boxes.

Step 4: Flatten the ballot paper as shown in the video.

Step 5: Cast your ballot.

Please share so others can see it too.

chivera018:
The hype about Valentine day and sex,
some ignorant girls will lose their virginity that day.
It is a circle that will keep happening.

Assuming I was God, I will give everyone their sex organ on their wedding night.

Mtchewww!
As if there are still virgins in Naija