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smada13:
This guy omitted Lagos island ni sha...

Somewhere that is dirt personified. 85% of houses there don't have sewage tank, their feaces are passed into the adjoining gutter. Lagos island is a no go area once it rains. 90% of the roads will be flooded. As a matter of fact, you can move from the first building the last building on a street without stepping on the road, just jump the balconies or windows.

Most houses have no room for ventilation nor spaces in between them. Where else is the headquarters of filth in Lagos then?

ajah is Lagos island na...

Vulcanheph:
Did anyone notice Nigeria conceding a goal in the advert...

i see am den just like to rubbish us

ledamaster:
Physical solution. stop watching porn, you are addicted to porn I guess? yes? Delete every porn in your fone, start going to mid week service and indulge in any geoup that takes away your time. When ever you want to wack it, remember that it also kills your shaft man! weakens your errection and reduces the sensation, to the extent you will have to take off your condom to enjoy sex. This makes it very dangerous, coa you stand a chance of always getting infected with diseases. Masturbatiin also reduces your creativity and imaginative power, when.you let off your sexual urge it reduces your capacity to chaee or work hard towards your dreams and potential.

Spiritually someone addicted to masturbation.will.never become.rich. Worsting sti, they attract spiritual wives or husbands. if you are spititually sound, you would notice some strange aura or movement in your bedroom roof as soon as you get the urge, or before you masturbate, those are demonic spirits gathering to feast on your destiny. Please stop. its even.better to have sex with a lady than .masturbating.

strange movement in bedroom roof...haba na u suppose act evil dead 3 or haunted house..which stupid roof noise

VicYo:
It's almost 7 years now... if it not once in a day, it could be 2 days in a week.
i really wanna stop... i wish the magic to just happen on me and take it away...

The pleasure has been addictting me to always think about sex whenever am alone...

God Please Save Me...
please enlightning me

look for a girl that will f*** u morning day and night, or better still try fall in love then delete all the porn in your phone...

Forreellinc:
amen o make this kind girl r*pe me at 2 am in the morning

u know many girls and guys dey use this girl do yahoo for Facebook and Instagram...hot bae this kind girl i no go get salary again

fx45:
Indomie generation! Arjen Robben played a couple of seasons at Chelsea before heading to Madrid. Bayern happens to be where he had the longest spell.

Ribery at marseille it was 2006 world cup that gave him limelight to move to bayern.. He injury problem at Chelsea robben that time PSV were producing machines in football nistelrooy, robben, van bommel

AutoReportNG:
This is Lagos, home to many, a place some see as a land of opportunities, a place where some living outside it so much despise with all passion. Those living in Abuja always see Lagosians as "suffer-head" all thanks to the traffic and bad roads that littered across the state. Irrespective of these challenges, there is always a spirit that lives in Lagos, that's the spirit of hustle. It doesn't matter your class either rich, average or poor, you just want to get on doing something.

A comedian once said, Lagosians live in traffic, we only visit our house to change clothes which is basically true. Traffic in Lagos can frustrate someone reason why Lagosians love to trek! Not that they can't afford the fare but when you calculate the amount of time you will stay in traffic and the number of hours it takes to get home, many people resort to trek and this can be seen in places like Yaba, Ijora Olopa, Ikorodu, Ikeja among others.

Lagos is an amazing city, a state of the aquatic splendor with all the beautiful weather that makes life easy. The number of persons who come to the city daily is a testimony of how wonderful it is. Lagos has one big problem and it is traffic! Even though the state government has done all within its power to curtail this but it seems there is little or no effect at all. So bad that LASTMA, Police, FRSC officers are helpless and resort to fate most times.

AutoReportNG went to town to get some reasons why there are always traffic in the city and these may interest you!

Wrong Way

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Wrong Way in Lagos seems to be a norm as virtually everyone is guilty! It's so bad that even the law enforcement officers which are the Police, Soldiers, LASTMA are all guilty of this crime. Everyone in Lagos seems to be in a hurry and ready to move at the same time. Some drivers especially the danfo drivers in Lagos are notorious for driving against traffic especially when their route is slow. As soon as a vehicle takes the first move, other drivers follow suit which usually results in traffic in the lane they are using.

The Rush Hour Time

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Rush Hour in Lagos is a battle for the fittest and those that have a sharp mouth. These are times you see men in suit behaving like touts and area boys. It is so bad that even our so-called elite and highly educated men and women are caught in this web of game. Rush Hour usually starts from 5am till 8am as this is when work resumes and in the bid to meet up, they cause serious traffic. The traffic reduces during the day but builds up again when people are returning from work. It is almost impossible to use the Third Mainland Bridge to the Island in the morning without experiencing traffic.

Bad Roads

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Lagos and bad roads are inseparable in as much as the government refused to repair the bad roads, we will always have this menace daily. Base on our study, bad roads force drivers to slow down their speed as they don't jump into a road that will damage and dent their cars and during this process, other users are forced to wait for them until they are done and the same process starts all over again. The more vehicles that slow down to navigate potholes, the more traffic builds up. When this goes on for a long time, it results in gridlock.

Rain

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Finally, the rain is here. Rain is Lagosians nightmare! If there is a way that we can swap rain, trust Lagosians that they will jump at this. Lagosians hate rain but we can't cheat nature, nature will always have its way by reverting back to us. The rainy season in Lagos brings about heavy traffic especially places that have bad roads and drainages. Visibility becomes low and bad roads also contribute to the problem. Drivers during this period are very careful not to jump into drainages or holes which causes massive traffic.

Faulty Vehicles

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Shout out to all mechanics in Lagos, they are the reason why some drivers are still driving their cars. Faulty Vehicles are major reasons of traffic jams on the highway, imagine a scenario where a tanker breaks down at Eko Bridge, the effect of the break down will span from there to Obalende of care is not taken. Lagosians are notorious for not taking their vehicles for servicing and inspection until it develops a fault. Everyone wants to been seen driving a car but we don't take adequate precautions and maintenance of the vehicles.

Accidents

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Nobody prayed for accidents but they happen. Either we like it not, if we fail to take necessary measures or we are careless with our cars, roads or other important things, an accident will definitely arise. When an accident occurs, the road will be blocked, cars are forced to slow down, people will want to know what's going on thereby causing a total standstill among others.

Do you have other reasons? Let's hear from you


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/05/these-are-reasons-why-there-are-traffic.html

op u forgot to add stupid danfo drivers

dominique:
Most likely a typo, he probably meant to write 850k. Ain't nobody paying 85m per year to live there

i will agree with ikoyi, but lekki VGC 3 bedroom aint 85m...highest is 5m 6m per year wetin na

This small girl doesn't know anything about depression...I still partially suffer from ir though...when depression catch nothing will freak you..even money will disgust sex will disgust you...the only thing u will think of is death...u won't even fear death....depression no be better thing oo...u will be seeing good tbings that will make u happy but still u will be sad....likin park,avicii many others lost dere life to depression that moment two things will entice u alcohol and drugs...cuz u need something to take ur mind off it...u might end up taking overdose of drug or drinking excessively

See as she be like mascot for children day party

adecamp:
A whole lot of people make this mistake. Let me break it down. "Am" is a verb while "I'm" which is the short form for "I am" is used to modify a verb or stands as a sentence as the case may be.

Examples: if you are asked, "How are you ?"
You say, "I'm fine". Meaning "I am fine". But if you are asked " How are you ?" and you reply "Am fine". The statement " Am fine" does not have a meaning whatsoever.

Other examples are "I'm coming home now"(correct)..."Am coming home now"(Extremely wrong). We should please take note of simple blunders like this because, we might find ourselves talking to someone of higher calibre and making grammatical errors like this speaks little of us and also, in letter writing or essays, mistakes like this is minus 1/2 and imagine you use "Am" like 20 times, that is minus 10 Marks for a simple mistake that would have easily been a bonus point.

Thanks.

pele oo creative writing teacher

Because he took uber home means he is broke...a lot of known celebrities abroad take uber home..our mentality sef for this country get aa e b

KingAzubuike:
This salah is an overhyped bunch of shìt. He is just Willian part 2. Same style, same kick and follow gameplay . Willian is a bit better sef.

transgendered chimpanze spotted

amaniro:
Idris get eye ooh. What a beautiful girl. Poco honey, it's not too late

i hope this marriage last..idris that i know

bonnyhope:
u own ur life

did she snap an infinity gauntlet like thanos and iron man

Onelaw:
The nature of man is carnal

Leave LGBT out, there is not we can do to stop this global "curse".. The environment is changing, the world is not safe anymore....

ianq:
He who wrote this, even at the risk of being tagged, 'mysogynist' has seen the light; he is not far from the truth. He has a clear, succinct understanding of the sociological progression (or perhaps regression) of the average 9ja babe...and that 'average' bracket is the legion.
One wonders how much he has endured in his ordeals to reach the proverbial end of the tunnel. Importantly, he did make it.
Yet, one must ponder this- is it strictly the fault of our womenfolk they tend to be this way? Would it be lazy to suggest laying the fault at the foot of society? Ie, the 'shithole' that is our beloved state?

I totally agree with you, But I must say our women lack respect and its due to mindset and perhaps the pressure from peer group and need to be materialistic... It is a pity our women are losing values due to impatience and material things..Little do they know all that glitters isnt gold.. They are now victims to gboys,fvckboys all in the name of food and fancy things.. Based on statistics, an average Nigerian girl is an opportunist

Chelsea82:
How can you tell the age of a footballer?

Search no more, after several scandals, FIFA have introduced "Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI)" [/b]scans to start checking the age of younger players .

According to report some players and teams have been accused of bending the truth. It was learn that teams from Ghana, Ivory Coast, Nigeria, Congo-Brazzaville and Kenya have been hit with age scandals in recent years.

BBC correspondent [b]Munthoni Muchiri [/b]talks about age fraud in football and explained how the MRI works. Football governing body [b]FIFA introduce the MRI scan to check the age of players.

But basically, the MRI scan look at the development of the bone area in the wrist joint. This means that if the bones have fixed together in this area, FIFA says this usually means the player is over 17 years.

Watch The Full Video Below,


http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/04/see-how-fifa-planned-in-finding-out.html?m=1

this sh** only works for Under -17.... so people like eric baily can lie that they are 24 years when they start football at 21 knowing they were 29

rotadota:
I have been having this discomfort in my anus for almost five years now, it bites my anus and makes me uncomfortable. I've gone to doctors upon doctors, they end up packing drugs for me to take still yet nothing has changed.

The last doctor I went to, I suggested surgery to him cause I read about it online, he packed drugs for me and told me to come back if nothing changed. I know he will still pack drugs for me.

Please has anyone here suffered this pile of a thing, if yes pls suggest to me what you used in curing it please.

just look for bowl put salt in hot water and sit down 10-15 minutes 3 times daily and make sure apply anusol to the affected area or preferably hydrocortizone cream..stop eating noroes indomie, sugar, fanta coke sprite all those nonsense sugar things

LANDLORD72:
NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, morning cry...

13. At 40, God why

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

#copied

this thing funny die, cant stop laughing... no lie dey dere

SageMK:
PUBLIC NOTICE

The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól.

We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department.

Long live VCAN!

SIGN
Management.

you go sabi write cover letter and memo... lols

Albert0011:
That was how i met one on Facebook.
Not knowing she was an handicap.
Throughout the time we knew each other she couldn't even open her mouth to tell me that she was an handicap.
So on the day we finally met, jeez i was so annoyed and disappointed but i just have to play it cool and matured so that she won't notice.
So why couldn't she tell me her situation,that was the question i was asking my self throughout that day.

bros u go don cut am....that's her fear...

Instagram is not helping with dier mumu filter...Mehn i pay attention to posture than face what is fine face and K leg or bo leg or tevez leg

excessmon:
What kind of job did you get that way young man?if you want a good job young man packaging is key........packaging involves good dress sense,smelling well,clean and well trimmed haircut.....
Let me enlighten you a bit...there's no region in Nigeria that the men packages better than the Hausa men...go to the north and see their well ironed baba Riga's....
Lastly...stop confusing people with the recipe of getting a job that can't afford gokada for a month......

look at this one... Packaging is key i know what is the essence of dressing well and what comes out of your mouth is trash and poor grammar...my dear...u need to see beyond where u are there are a lot of people out there who pay little attention to dressing but what they offer to the organization is far more better than dressing...be using packaging as an excuse...its just like wooing a girl u think dressing is the primary key but na wetin the bobo carry for hand and for head and btw legs... Meeting point is very important am not saying u shouldnt dress well but that is not a top priority

flourishing247:
Please I'm talking about the ones guys slim on their own. Then it hangs slightly above the ankle. He wore coloured socks , black shoes plus tie. He was looking very unserious. This was in a top secondary school.

dont support the coloured socks which makes him look causual there is nothing bad putting on a crop trouser..it makes u look different...infact it is very OK and allowed

Guest007:
I am none of the above.

And a man with his top botton untied and his tie is a mess...

I can bet you don't even bath before an interview. When something means something to me, I pull out all the stops (get my makeup down at mac, and buy an item).

Pulling out all the stops and dropping the ball don't mix. It can happen, and adults take their L, and are humble. IMO.

yes did an interview before that i did not bath before going and still got the job...if u think dressing is key landing u a job my sister u are backward... What actually gives u an edge is ur manner of speech and what u have upstairs...mschew....i met a man in the north so rough and unkept but what came out the man' mouth left me amazed and was engrossed...imagine someone in rural village speaking good English... Sis u need to face reality...people like richard branson mark zukerberg billgates dont even dress well but what have loaded upstairs is better than tbose who wear suits upandan in the sun all in the name of dressing well...do

flourishing247:
Young graduates should learn to dress well. I've seen a guy wearing this slim and hanging trousers to an interview. He had the guts to use a tie!!!! He was looking like one irresponsible fellow. I mean this is a job that the starting salary is 150k !!!!! Invest in dressing simple.

that is what i wear they complain but still dont give a damn if they unsatified they should show me the exit door am a slim guy u dont expect me to wear big trousers plus what is bad there putting on a crop trouser to the office...

Guest007:
It's a silly lesson to learn but I trust you've learnt it?

First impressions count...

One company I went for an interview at (this is back in the days- they don't do that now) Put drinks and snacks out and if you helped yourself, they would mark your register.

Companies use psychology to try and understand you because they don't have the power to get to know you.

Nigerian man mentality first impression counts that's why we are backward

Oma307:
are you for real

i follow join infact someone gave me season 1 -3 deleted without watching one episode that was 4 years ago.....nothing wrong with it just not a fan

Ralphjoe:
i hear you sir, message read and understood. thanks for your matured contribution

bros are u working in Lagos if yes dont woo her...Let her sink into you like stove wick in kerosene.. Be her very close friend...Be her bestie.. Make some light moves... and be careful not be friend zoned...ask her for simple favors..and dont be too platonic...otherwise oti gor ara ni yen

WisdomHunter:
In a situation like this you don't really have to verbally tell her your feelings because some girls like playing hard to get even if they like you and if that happens your friendship might be ruin.

This is a situation you apply game of mind, be smart and let everything fall in place you can achieve that by acting like her bf already be confident in doing that, invite her to your crib or hang out with her and while doing that' do it like a boss be in control of everything, with this tips if you play your game very well she wouldn't know when a relationship with you has started.

u get brain die...wisdom full ur cerebrum

Onyi22:
I lost respect for Burna boy d very day I found out that he's dating this foreign girl......
What happened to our Nigerian ladies? R we not beautiful enough or dont we have what it takes to keep him?
Y can't he be humble like Davido?
He better wake up.......

it is becos of people like u he ran to Jamaica...he went to the brighter side