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my uncle just asked if Chinua Achebe is a musician

stone no cost but to carry am mmmm

I went to see a friend today and he was all soaked up in tears with mucus runin down his nostrils, all hell let loose when i askd what d problem was because i had to hand him my kerchief as well as my hand towel to wipe his eyes and nostrilz and after about 20 mins of consolation he finaly spoke " guy u no what i have gone tru for cynthia" i said yes "my energy, time and money" i said yes yes i know "cy cynthia has left me ooh god why me ooh" and seriously i have been laughing since afternoon.
I remember that the last time i did shed tears was on june 3 when i lost an uncle in d crash.
Yall might have similar or better reasons for shedin tears which u might wanna share.

do all these and be ready to be taken for all fool, human beings are way too unpredictable, just be you.

pls how do i get the vip membership in nigeria, i don't hv no credit card

Please whats the price of hp hard disk and where can i possibly get it. HP Compaq precisely.

Please i realy need the software my disk just crashed squino2003@yahoo.com

try defragmenting and cleaning

@bid4rich, guy abeg just tell me where your shrine is and i swear i'll come, im sure your juju will be extra powerful. try using photoshop b4 posting any of your pics, especially job interviews, might disqualify you

Nonsense, those wiv flat assiz, my aszz, flat chested, my kegz, drowzy blak lipz, my lips, comon atach a picture.

Some pple cud be rily sily, sayin ur neighbours house s better dan urs shows u r hopeless

Guy unlock ur modem n use either mtn or airtel n switch ur network 2 3g only, its crazy fast

imagine whats goin tru the mind of the boy behind him

Click on start and in the search bar type 'windows upgrade' then click on it n d box pops up dere u insert ur key den click on upgrade n u r good. Got d key if u dont.

I believe that this is the right time to start making resolutions for the new year, for me i've got a couple of them

1 quit smoking

2 start a research on how to import and sell computers and gadgets

3 intensively search for a job

4 be in a relationship( have not 4 3 yrs) weird, always lookin for miss perfecto

Scary movie
kungfu panda

Any other person in eket Aks experiencing this?

I created this thread cos i just got out of a very traumatizing relationship, but its crazy funny dat i cant get her off ma mind even doh i kinda ended it maself,  i

always tot i could change her but today i can proudly say dat wat is bad is bad and wat is good is great. like i said she lies a lot, not just comon lies i mean

she's a professional cos she can come up with a paragraph of lies within seconds, can't cook, like,she  can"t boil comon plantain, hates corrections, very lazy but

shes pretty, caring very humble wen shes wit me cos i learnt she difernt wen outside and  for months i was beggin her to go for a test and she didnt till she went

away(whichh is why we stopped bonkin). I actualy told her its over and she begged and i said okay we ll stay but you gotta take some time off and work on yourself and she said kay but some

days later she stopped calling and i knew she diggin some oda guy and didnt bother calin her to know wats up and a month later she called sayin she

wants to see me and i went, we talked and wen i was leavin she said she hates me so much that i deceived her( which is why i ve concluded that she s mentally unstable.

mine was crazy, she lied a lot.

thanks a lot

Please i don't know where to post this, so pardon me.  There's this female friend of mine who believes that i am the only one that can salvage her(advice wise), but really it's more than me cos i don't know what to tell her. She is 25 yrs, born and raised in Cameroon and came back to the country late last year. now the problem is that she's been living the rough life all along and she wants to switch back to the good path

1) Education- she said she wants to go back to school and she only possesses a lower six(Js3) result and doesn't want to go sit in class with all dem kiddy ss1 students, so i want to know the available alternatives in this area like where she can possibly start from ( where she will be well impacted)

n/b she speaks fairly poor english and is poor in reading as well

2) lies- she lies like i don't know what, she lies about virtually everything, i asked why and she said a friend back in cameroon taught her to lie saying it raises one's status or class(don't know what) and she wants to stop. think ive seen some slight changes recently as a result of the little ive done but i need to do more.

3) finances- she's got about a hundred and eighty thousand francs(cameroon currency,dont know if im correct) and i also don't know the Nigerian equivalent of that.So i advised her to maybe set up a business, don't know if that will help.

4) Domestics- she can't cook and she's lazy.

she also drinks a lot( that's Cameroon like).

now from all these that she confessed to me i dont know what to tell her so i need honest contributions to these and to the total overhaul of her life. HELP PLEASSSE.

Alaba graduates, i open a simple thread and you all mess it up? wetin una score for english sef?

1) e don tey since since day been break
2)you know how many years i take senior you?

Is it good to involve family and friends in settling your relationship issues

@ Pendo89 wats the name of that your shrine again?

I was watching a live church service the other day where a man was told by the pastor that the reason why things aint goin well with him is because a lady he left heartbroken had put a curse on him, this is just one out of d numerous of such cases iv heard, about ladies pouring out curses after a breakup and this makes me want 2 ask, what if d breakup was warranted by incompatibility or promiscuity on da ladies side then hw far will such go?

computer link opening events thread and the rest, gets fraustrating @ times

my broda just packaging all d textes and sended it back 2 her and let her know you are not interesting, haba is luv by forceful?

@SIlknSteel, i believe you know whats called private chat and secondly replies like that of Mekaboy's d cause and @ Mynd_44 im sure you'll collapse @ d sight of me.

Back to Sexkillz, errm bro, i know she ain't cheatin but with what u have said, im 1% skeptical now, but the lyin part is just part of her because most times it's about very common things not worth lyin about and then goes ahead to analyz the lie makin it very palatable and i can't cope with such. I've tried talkin to her a couple of times but there s no change only gettin worse, i would have said she's muguing me but she's very carin, lovin, callz me at least 2 times a day if i don't plus she demands nada from me and pays her bills, i only chip in once in a while.