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in this period of husband scarcity my dear, just make sure you're number one on his list

tell d doctor dat u're sffering from Bukola

in d good old Biblical day d Bible commanded any women dat cheats 2 b stoned 2 death. men were permited 2 marry as many wife as their hearts desire [b][/b]. King Solomon in d Bible was even d wisest man dat ever lived cos he had 250 wives... so u c MEN DON CHEAT. THEY SIMPLY FOLLOW THEIR HEARTS

na only God go fit settle dis matter

wen d woman finish u... change will b ur best option.

my gay promised me HOT KISS 4 xmas , so as a correct guy i don alredy buy am brazilian hair wen she g use 4 xmas i dey wait 4 mony 2 take buy her ipad 2 4 newyear

Scientists hav long proved dat it is only d human society, itself, dat d human brain cannot understand. d easiest way 2 live a life of hapines n freedom is 2 not get married.

i guess d nebo go beta confess b4 its 2 late

my most funniest joke on NL:
Some Yoruba, Ibo and Hausa men were caught in the jungle by cannibals and were given opportunity to escape if they could get some jungle 10 fruits from the jungle and force through their anus.

the Yoruba man came first and fail, the Ibo man almost succeeded but laughed when he raise his head and saw the Hausa man coming before he could insert the last fruit (peanut) into his anus.

When the ghost of the Yoruba man ask the ghost of the Ibo man how come he now laughed when he had almost escaped, the Ibo man replied, "as I was about to insert the last fruit into my anus I suddenly raised my head and saw the Hausa man coming with 10 big pineapples in his hands that was why I laughed."

The Bible makes us to understand that "because the punishment for and evil work is not executed immdiately, therefore the heart of the sons of men are fully set in them to do evil"

My say on this is that, if it pleases God to just sit down now and watch our 'so-call mn of God to use the Bible to exploit their fellow church goers, then so be it. I believ so much that God will not keep silent forever,

I think the Bible is very clear about what God wants His children to know about Him. God didn't bother describing the activities of meaning of other religions or their signs. God was more concerned about mankind knowing Him and what He - God Himself - demands from mankind.

God was clear in warning the Israelites to never use any reviling or insulting word on the idols but to totally destroy and burn them to ashes.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres,

BUT, Biblical love is different from our human love of now-a-days,
now-a-days love to a man is when the woman is always ready to satisfy him with s*x and do whatever he says.
love to a woman is when a man is financially flamboyant.

Thank You sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much,
MY ALL-SUFFICIENT GOD

I use to wonder how some short women manage to give birth to children much taller and fatter than they are.
wonder if any society exist beside the ones around me.

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My guy u really get liver to come dis kind shameful story to the public because u embaras me 2 much . I sure say ur liver dey wear iron boots . I hop say ur village people never c dit ur post, becos dem no go think twice b4 dem disown u. I advice u call her back 2 d hotel, be a man n re-DO her the proper thing.

I'll wait for as long as it takes me to get an immediate replacement, 'cos I don't believe in anything called "distant relationship"

LOL

just be patient and remain a friend or else she just have to hear that "no show for u"