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So much pain, But the president is eating camel yash in Mali, I think they say Juju no dey cross border likewise curses. Chai!

Very wise

Stay safe Mr president

Thebwoy:
on

Buy condoms and sell

Mr man! Invest that money instead

Most of us are tired, we just don’t know what to do again, Sad thing is Most African countries are messed up too if not I wouldn’t mind using bicycle to escape from this Hell. If you reason Nigeria matter, you will go Mad. Just calm and enjoy the little things while u wait to just die, all we do here is survive

sacajawea:
Hmmn So you are saying Laptops are now cheaper and better. I have not had one in a long time anyways

The problem is the FOREX exchange rate in Nigeria now, laptops have gotten real good over time, there are mad good laptops for even $600 now but of course when u change that to naira, it’s way too much and of course people who make laptops have no dealings with naira.

Such effontery, Buhari should disolve the senate

iPad has retired all the other tablets from the tech industry. Further, Tablets usually require much raw materials for production cause of their sizes. Laptops have been invincible indeed but i liked the competition, it forced out the best from Lappy companies to defeat the competition

Simple and short

Congratulations ma! Abeg do giveaway

Fastestmanalive:
See as u take push pesin for 2nd page na

Na so na, Enjoy FTC 2nd batch

Criminals

Brightchibuzor:
How can i get my exemption letter since school is not resume yet.

To serve is not by force, Go and learn a skill and make millions independently

Very good

e sim wetin? Don't trust this people, nothing good starts from Africa.

OP how much dem dey pay u abeg link me up? I can promote anything, even Hell fire

Very good

Nigeria is so funny, President is not working, the people suffering say The president is not in charge, He is good but people advising him are bad. Abeg make una carry dey go, i dan drop down since, Na desert i dey waka so

flyingpig:
Why do they all look like low-budget tailors

That’s what they are. But they are still chopping our money either ways so it doesn’t matter

Of course
U mean u expect first class citizens and Bloody civilians to have same lifestyle??! Do you have sense?

Amumaigwe:
MMM is an ungodly business. God's grace cannot cover a man thst obeys religious laws but partakes in unholy business. For the same reason, God will never cover an armed robber from police bullets simply because he is a curch worker.

Na u know wetin u dey talk, I’m telling u what tithe has helped me achieve

Let me put my own
Here it goes: One weekend when i already planned Fornication with 1 bug Yash girl like that, I entered a Bus enroute to the hotel where I’d meet this lady, By the time the bus got to the first Junction, The police men asked all the guys to come down for a routine search, I was calm knowing I’ve been a good boy all my life and nothing incriminating was inside my bag so i obliged, The police man took his time opening every zip(I guess they were eager to collect smth) So he brought out VEGA pills(Sildenafil) and then called his oga, Oga came, said “we don catch am” brought it out in front of everybody in that junction and asked shouting, “Wetin u wan use this thing do?” I said oga no dey shout na, u know wetin dem dey use am do, He said he will slap me if i talk again, he just dragged me by the belt and took me under the bridge where they parked, More 2 police men inside the car, They checked my bag more and saw KY gel(Gel we use to pass Tubes into the human body to ease passage and limit pain) and they said i plant to go and kill someone’s daughter. I told them I’m a medical doctor and tried explaining what those things are for, showed my I.D and all but to no avail. I had to be cool because the condition of their guns look likes smth that can let go off a stray bullet with any little movement, Rusts everywhere. So all of them entered the car(Work dan close for that day) drive me to their station close by, then they said do i know that Taking all this drugs can kill me, that their job is to make sure nobody kills me and I don’t kill myself, after so much talk and everything, they demanded 100k but i later gave them 5k at the end. I just waka comot continue my journey to the Hotel, Bought another Vega and i use that vex Finish that girl yash that day. Nigerian police sha is a disgrace, would have missed my appointment that day just because of nothing

I still dey reason wetin to comment

No need to read your long epistle
U can never ever be successful without paying tithe! What are yoy thinking? You want to Rob God? U no dey fear??!
If not for tithe, i would have lost in MMM like others, but for my tithe, I cashed out big time, Own 3 houses in Banana island now, proceeds from MMM cause of tithe.
Abeg use 1 eye peep my signature

Mods please can u stop this news abeg! Nobody gives a fvck about this Woman or anything about WTO or any of them. This is why I can’t wait for BBN the only thing that gives genuine joy.

Abeg use 1 eye peep my signature

ukaface:
sharing?
Yeah.....the word of God

I like the word of God only at Nighttime. Oya what’s your location?

If you don’t have big yash just relax, Don’t do all those butt lifts and the rest, Some of us men too have small Gbola, it is the Unfairness of nature.

ukaface:
that means you won't be alive to even participate in what gave you life. Na die truetrue

why do u have so many men following you, is there something u are sharing that i should know about?