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Health / Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by StandardJohn(m): 8:13am On Feb 10, 2023
Go for local herbs, it will heal u completely.

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Travel / Re: Which UK Cities Have The Most Cluster Of Nigerians? by StandardJohn(m): 8:11am On Feb 10, 2023
Peckham, Liverpool, Manchester

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Religion / Re: A Frustrated Man Asks Church To Give Back Tithe He's Paid Over The Years(Video) by StandardJohn(m): 8:07am On Feb 10, 2023
Him eye don dey clear but him money don go...
OTILO
Events / Re: Wedding Bells: Ojay Takes Kachi Home by StandardJohn(m): 9:23am On Aug 21, 2021
their cross abeg anybody that has 1,000 naira to spare should give me, I needed badly
Celebrities / Re: Huge Pic Of Shaquille O'neal And US Gymnastic Icon Simone Biles! (pic) by StandardJohn(m): 9:20am On Aug 21, 2021
looks photoshopped that babe no small reach like dis

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Technology Market / Re: Infinix Smart 5 For Sale. by StandardJohn(m): 10:44pm On Aug 06, 2021
20k serious buyer
Family / Re: 3 Months Without Masturbation! How Did I Achieve This? by StandardJohn(m): 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2021
ICEKING95:

Have u considered the health effects
that's my problem to think about. I can't womanize or cheat in a relationship so I better do what keeps me cool and solid instead of running around hungry bitches, spending my hard earned cash on 10 to 15 minutes pleasure and treating STDs every now and then.

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Family / Re: 3 Months Without Masturbation! How Did I Achieve This? by StandardJohn(m): 10:28pm On Aug 06, 2021
congratulations mate, the fact is once a soldier will always remain a soldier na only barrack him fit change. As a single man, masturbation has saved me a lot of cash and help me cool off when girlfriend start shakara. Hats off to whoever discovered masturbation, he's saved a lot of lives and resources.
Politics / Re: Though Igbo, I Don't Understand Igbo People (FULL VERSION) by StandardJohn(m): 10:21pm On Aug 06, 2021
If you know you didn't to read that epistle, park here we have a meeting.

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Crime / Re: See Why This Girl Cut Off Her Boyfriend Penis by StandardJohn(m): 10:15pm On Aug 06, 2021
simple, they should use aboki suya knife to carve out her vagina too... I hate nonsense

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu’s Legal Team To Challenge October 21 Adjournment Date by StandardJohn(m): 9:21am On Jul 27, 2021
dis kind administration sef, hope say dem never silence the guy already.
Celebrities / Re: You Are Representing A Terrorist Government-man Tells Superfalcon Players by StandardJohn(m): 7:16am On Jul 21, 2021
straight up... I like his boldness. The truth hurts but it must be said the way it is.

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Celebrities / Re: Former Big Brother Naija’s Housemate, Nengi, Acquires A New Car (video) by StandardJohn(m): 5:42am On Jul 21, 2021
business is moving
Celebrities / Re: Fifty And Fabulous! Actress Kate Henshaw, Shares Stunning Birthday Photos @ 50 by StandardJohn(m): 5:40am On Jul 21, 2021
meanwhile her colleagues are busy doing nyash hoping to attract more greedy men to patronize

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Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Rocks Bikini; Says She Is Now 'Born Again' (Photos) by StandardJohn(m): 7:59am On Jul 20, 2021
may your advert bring more customers to you. grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Viral: Elderly Woman Disappears Into Thin Air On Live Tv(video) by StandardJohn(m): 10:58pm On Jul 18, 2021
only in africa
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of A Genevieve Nnaji Look Alike by StandardJohn(m): 10:56pm On Jul 18, 2021
op u get mind sha....wer the resemblance

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Politics / Re: #freennamdikanu: Zoro Joins Protest by StandardJohn(m): 11:02pm On Jul 15, 2021
mumu protest. The only protest wey I fit join now na secession protest, any other protest na no for me.
Romance / Re: White People Are Evil by StandardJohn(m): 10:51pm On Jul 15, 2021
they are not wicked, we are the wicked ones. Leaving our well endowed black ladies for pale skin flat ass gold diggers is wickedness itself.

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Education / Re: Uniben To Investigate Claim Of Aggressive Malpractice. by StandardJohn(m): 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2021
when will they investigate sex for marks? The girl mumu sha, make she dance to the music wey she play.
Nairaland / General / Re: Will Nigeria Represent For Ms. Health And Fitness 2021?! by StandardJohn(m): 10:39pm On Jul 15, 2021
If this one give you cowgirl, you will wake up standing in the judgement seat and angels will be like ''bro, why did you take such a risk''.
Her coochie even get packs.
Crime / Re: Billionaire Udala Assassinated by StandardJohn(m): 11:43pm On Jul 14, 2021
the south keeps killing its rich sons. what is going on?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I go to work and sit down from morning till closing (7:30am-6:30pm) by StandardJohn(m): 3:34pm On Jul 14, 2021
MejiLoyon:

Is your coursemate a cook? Does she have contacts in Lagos?
Yes she's a cook, and also very skilled in grilling. I don't know if she got anyone in lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I go to work and sit down from morning till closing (7:30am-6:30pm) by StandardJohn(m): 8:30am On Jul 14, 2021
OGWILLS123:

Asin 7k a day shocked or week.
Baba na monthly
Jokes Etc / Re: Nothing Lasts Forever by StandardJohn(m): 10:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
chidinma killed Ataga
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Prays For Iyabo Ojo, Says You Shall Not Die,i Care So Much About You by StandardJohn(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2021
She will not die but live to keep serving our politicians the kitten.
Politics / Re: UK Indicted In Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest, Woman Nailed IPOB Leader - Source by StandardJohn(m): 10:17pm On Jul 13, 2021
I pray that God will not allow our enemies to use the things we like most to trap us like MNK.

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Celebrities / Re: SOUND SULTAN!! Why Was He Buried In The United States & Not In Nigeria? by StandardJohn(m): 10:12pm On Jul 13, 2021
So he can reincarnate in a country that function. Guyman no wan born for the shithole again.

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Celebrities / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Indirectly Explains His Absence At TB Joshua's Funeral. See by StandardJohn(m): 10:09pm On Jul 13, 2021
His excuse, his problem. Thank goodness their absent didn't stop the family from burying the dead man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I go to work and sit down from morning till closing (7:30am-6:30pm) by StandardJohn(m): 8:03pm On Jul 13, 2021
chai dis life no just balance...u dey siddon since morning later go house for 40k a month meanwhile my course mate dey cook, clean, and serve customers from 8 to 9 everyday for 7k salary in uyo.

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