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Coldwater ke.

up NEPA!!

na why u no get light 4 house, drink cold water

hmmmm, i'm lost,

Wats goin on

(assuming el-rufai Grin does claim the land for the govt----or bring down the building as the case may be)

Leave dat one alone, an only 4 FCT he get mouth,

may you eat too much of cake, and get a tommy ache

i don dey fear u sha, hw u know say i chop cake get stomach ache, (my buddy's bday on d 16th)

thanx 4 d welcome, anyway psyche. lady

Had a rough rainy day instead of a smooth payday today, miss a lot of payouts,

wats good investors??

can anyone please send me d file, i need it,
to bonneystann@yahoo.com,

thank you

Ken, quite missing me man, still here,

cool post dudes,

i hope u go with some more firewood because them no go get enough firewood where u dey go!

Abi u know no say i be Pastor Chris Look-alike, but him suits go expensive pass my own, aniffy na u go supply me suit ooo. anyhow sha all na process & levels, very soon my post go dey carry anointing, when u dey read na 4 ground holy ghost go throw u,

Ken, "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." so no believe say u go rapture ooo. i know say u brave but u no wan die.

Kuwena u b bad guy ooo, u just go dey 4 Kano dey use brain dey chop your money abi, omo u try, good work.

I'm a freelance programmin, graphics artist, animator, engineer, u know what?? anytin that is involves, computers, hardwares, softwares, new to forex, still testing out strategies that suits me best.

Thinkin of workin on some creative ideas, Watch Out!!! 4 me on forbes, lol

My advice 4 us: "Buy land, they're not making it any more."

Thanx 4 makin me your damager, by d time i'm through wit u guys, all Nairaland chicks go dey IM una like crazy, lol

KEN d boxer i figured that is "It is easy to be brave from a safe distance."

kuwena:
You guys will be the death of me. LOL!

"We are all dead men on leave" so, if u die man u go go start work, ooo. eithr in heaven or hell, na u know which side u get your leave. i know my own ooo, so its best u enjoy your leave as long as possible

Ken u be genius now, see hw u clear d questn, me gone no sabi d asnwer, lol
guys "Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?"

oh ok, i guess ma abbrev. waz not as bad as hers,

u dont hav to kiss me, lol

any way it felt kinda good

men, you're mean, whats the big deal,

why do you have to make that comment after my post.?

Is not like I am writing a formal letter,

I hope you observed i did not abbreviate, on this post,

so please spare me, let my catch me breath, I think i need a English tutor., can u help.

omo, na wa ooo, is this now a Music room. so u guys are launching and album , cool ,
"NLNG - Cheer Jisi!!" by Ksquare (K²) (Kenosky & Kuwena), lol, dedicated to Jisi Daisy, lol

"Is this not d same girl wey throw una bill"

let me cheer u up in ma own?
What is difference between man and Superman?
Ans: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Just try to laugh, lol its healthy,

and answr this crazy quest. "Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"

stannesi, i dey feel u- y did u think God gave u hands if no b to fight sometimes? fear fear! Tongue

Omo, ken. my own hands na to support my legs jump high fence ooo, na u know,

if u no get hand if u dey tear, person go fit hold back oo, but since hand dey na only ur shit go tear comot 4 ur body, oo

he be like say u sabi punch wella
abi u wan make i open new net program PPP "Pay Per Punch, " 4 boxers like u,

"The idea is to die young as late as possible" be healthy man, no fight ooo, u go turn out like ma guy oo "Ali"
as u get mouth na so him own be, when ur mate go still dey run tins wit chicks @ grandchildren age, lol

dats not good.
If my wife waz a Lesbian or bi, i wouldn't mind fu**kin both her and her lover,

, but if her lover waz my sister, hmmmm,

well 4 dis silly questn, Thank God gat no sis., and no lesbian in d fam.

bad thoughts "i would stick super-glue on deir Love Machine", lol

read d story, nice tale,
cant really give u an reasonable advice - not my field

my point of view:
do u know d real punk is dat tale - his closest friend, , tell him stan said "his such a sucker, " - i guess he hates u guys together, its very wrong to be a middle man, and give bad comments instead tryin to sought thins out,
run away from dat dude,

well, if u want him dats ur probs. but trust me if u were in his shoes, i have a dep he wouldn't want u,
good luck

girls are freakin cheats, know of a lady whose engaged, wears and engagement ring,
Cheating, d guy that is even sleeps wit her doesnt even know shes engaged, fucking tragic

i was almost seduced by a married women wit 3 cute kids, not good, she like 29-30. anyway shes sexy hot, but i loved d kids, so i didnt fall.

Girls. r bigger cheats, but dey like accusing men of cheatin, e.g. my ex.

hav lots of wierd story, sorry ladies i hav to say dis "your bigger cheats", men seems to be much more happier wit deir work
"Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job." , lol

ddnt know u were a wise ass na! How i for take c the rzn in regarding people who were afraid to run away brave? Huh Bro, fear has too effects on people. In the first instance, it provides the adrenaline that fear fear dudes like u need to cut out, On the other hand it freezes/numbs the senses of still oda fear fear people like u Tongue so that they can't run but the person considered brave probably stayed back and fought though i still yarn say 'he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day' not the stannesi who runs away without even a fight Tongue Which other day u think say u go get opportunity to fight again na? Huh Cool

Ken, guy let me be ooo, i resemble James bond "Die another day", which fight i won fight, run to safety and live long. oo
"If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?", lol Anoter crack, a joke man no criticize me ooo, just havin fun

kuwena u dey try, oo nice track, hw can i get it,
u said "it is well wit my soul" "instead of "it is well wit our soul" Amen, don't be selfish

Hey guys, I havent been quite myself lately, this month too shall pass Cool

"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people"
be glad your not yourself, because sometimes being yourself kinda of sucks, so tell me who hav been lately??

Cheer up! and sing along wit us, "it's well wit our soul" d song is tight,

Hi guys,checkout my site www.destinyndreamz.co.uk

wow. wat does ur site do? cos i lacked interest when i opened it, very unattractive
i almost got blind, no hard feelings man, just being honest. work on ur interface,

stannesi, no surprise say sometymz u go hear 'gbosa' when u don cross over to the other side. Oyinbo man talk am say 'He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day'. So if anybody dey delude say them believe u brave because u ddnt run, na im b say u don dive air be that o! Sometimes, its even braver to run away afterall na who survive war na im be hero- d ones wey die na 'fallen heroes'

u didnt get d wisecrack "but Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away"

it means that, guys like me that took-off (run) without looking back na coward, but dose that didnt run, TO ME dey are even bigger cowards because dey were afraid to run, but people will call them brave because dey didnt run, lol

u wan make them arrest u be so o Shocked Na imprisonable offence be that o- ARSON! I sure say u just dey tear your mouth!!

Bros. Na u get mouth pass, no fear,

4 my side if i hear "boosa!" omo na tear, oooo, if u hear sound u still dey live oo, i be one very sharp guy,

"but Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away"

Ken, I'm in Lagos, man, Eko 4 life,

i talk say robbers hot 4 my area, everyday na gunshot,
omo i be fine young boy, i still get enough grooving to do, enough money to earn,

i go burn all d banks wey dey my area ooo, one of my guy resign 4 bank because of robbery, he go apply 4 another area,
be like say d guy don chop belleful na why he fit dey chose anyhow anyhow

Otumokpo ke, na God dey help man ooo

don't tell mi u v never heard of Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, CitiBank, J P Morgan etc. You well so? You need to leave that your Benin and travel small o!

Benin ke, wetin i wan do 4 Benin dat fake place,

i resemble any of your guys wey EFCC carry for cafe?

ma guys ke, na ma guys, dey bust wack guys.

y u dey fear if u no get skeleton for your cupboard (that is if u even have one self!

Fear ke, i' be bros, notin dey happen, na today,

omo Ken na robbery & assassination be d problems now ooo, evryday na shoot-out, where i fit get bulletproof sef?

"na wa ooo, which one be Barclays-HSBC,"

U no hear wetin happen Benin, when EFCC bust inside cafe,
boys dey break hands & ribs becos den dey jump comot 4rm 3storey building. Omo na terrible tin oo

no make EFCC bust Nairaland, ooo, na people where upload pic go suffer am,
Na WANTED!! sign go dey 4 ur head - bail na millions oooo,

like play, dey go talk say seun dey bring yah.yah. ppl. together,

wat a thread, 1 year, dats awesomes,
wats so special anyway dat makes it so freakin long. thought i could read 4rm scratch,
but i sleep off. b4 u know "POW" met my head on my keyboard, Ouch.
wat makes it fun

Totally awesome, dude
cool stuffs, love dose stuffs

hmmm, gamine is that your pic, that is nice & you're cute,
don't know hw to play wit my pics, but i can surely do othrs, pics
this is a d lineart cart my elder bro. - uncompleted, honestly actually abandoned
when will i finish any work, that is bad 4 me, hey guys if u would ike to see a real pic?
let me know, just on click away,

nice, Gamine nice, u good, nice nairaland stuff dere,
speakin of lineart & comic art i'm kind of hot, in that.
check this out? still gat others,