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hmmmm, ??

Wats that Chic

hope u're not using that sample by uspry1 as a page, , i think she designed a flash player, u can add on d site,

hope u use a Light interface, it attracts more traffic

if u wana share your ideas with others tryout www.conceptshare.com and invite people to share deir ideas wit u on ur project

that is weird,

Na una know, all d types of men & women, which one be una own type

@Poster,
Miss. Psychologist. Its like u get enough boys at your finger tips, u dey try ooo

i'm interceding on my behalf and urs
I pray that i hope not to fall into d trap of chicks like u, ooo. In JESUS NAME, AMEN

Steal 4rm ur spose any hw sha, dats weird,

Ma friend's dad once invited dpolice to investigate d whole house. including his wife and kids, brothers, in-laws, so its wont be new thing if i do d same to ma wife, maybe if she refused, to confess, i'll give her serouis torture, lol, i might invite Jack Baur, to do rest,

Anyhw sha, i no get any spouse sha, i pray she doesn't go dat far,
takin money 4rm where i placed it which she knows, is different 4rm takin money 4rm where she doesnt know, which means u dont want her to know, simple,

Equal rghts,

hmmm, na wa ooo, equal rights,

na u and your husband go discuss that issue, maybe u guys would share,
e.g, u'll be in kitchen this week, his turn d next week.
u'll deliver d 1st child, his deliver d second, lol

na una know, ooo , every one has is one role, one need d other to function. one is more superior, i think we know which, anyhw sha, that is all i can say,

Nigerian dream,

only if u wish to be Yahoo Yahoo boy/girl, Oil-theft, Political-thief etc and hav does luxury, of a true, Nigerian.

I'm sorry to say dere is no dream, 4 now, lets hope by 2020. we will hav one.

that is weird, who she wan trap, that technique still dey work,

@Opoks, hahah dats funny, so make i dey call u "Baba" now abi,

@Niyoo thanx d tip, i get ur point,

@Seun,
We r waitin

One of the biggest hardware companies that doesn't actually make their hardware is Microsoft, whose products includes mice, game controllers and, of course, the Xbox. Microsoft's manufacturing is handled by Flextronics. Microsoft designs it and Flextronics manufactures it. like Microsoft Marketing manager one said "Microsoft's business is designing products, not tunning factories", too muck Money,

hey, ppl Happy Sunday,

@Seun
see hw u counter ma guy, explain ur doubts, ??

Zinox his ok, dere's always a room 4 improvment, nobody his perfect,. if dey are, why do u think deres troubleshooting, ?

i hope ma questn is not upsetin anyone, if it his, please accept ma apologies.

let me put it it this way,

At a point in a relationship one might feel his/her partner is either cheatin, or not appreciatin him/her by maybe a change in behaviour, attitude etc. towards them. Ma questn is "What will u do to gain back d attention or make your partner appreciate u more,

@Seun
When your laptop is plugged in, and your battery is full, the laptop does not pass the electricity through the battery anymore. It routes around it rather than continually charging, and draining the battery (which is what usually kills batteries)
maybe that is what happend

Laptops batteries tend to lose their quality quickly when you’re constantly looking for the nearest power outlet to charge up. little tips. without explanation to them to keep your battery going for as long as possible?
1. Defrag regularly
2. Dim your screen
3. Cut down on programs running in the background.
4. Cut down external devices
5. Add more RAM
6. Run off a hard drive rather than CD/DVD
7. Keep the battery contacts clean
8. Hibernate not standby
9. Keep operating temperature down
10. Set up and optimize your power options (e.g selectin the ‘max battery’ for maximum effect).
11. Don’t multitask
12. Prevent the Memory Effect
13. Get yourself a more efficient laptop, lol

@boloqua
Why u dey fear, his he a serial killer, just do what pleases u, and enjoy your life, or u can date me

@Niyooo
big man hw far, enjoyed your stock yans, man, give us tips on stocks (buyin and sellin) since u be pro, like pak said (we could hav paid more attention to Economics back in high school, ), i'm also relying on people like Aniffy too in tippin, us

Jisi dey offer u chicks wit 10 years guarantee, omo na good tin ooo, i'm interested, since i fit return, what abut d money spent on d chick will it be given back,

@Jisi
no mind calyx, he no know what punctuation marks are for, e.g exclamation (!) alone, already tells hw d writers feels,

JISIDAISY:
ALFAPRIME
ME? MARRIED? HABA. DO I SOUND MARRIED? HONESTLY THAT KINDDA SCARES ME ALOT. MARRIAGE I MEAN. I AM SINGLE BUT NOT SEARCHING. I GUESS WHEN ITS MY TIME, I'LL GET TO UNDERSTAAND THAT CONCEPT. . ALFA, THE GUY WITH THE NAME THAT MEANS EVERYTHING. HOW YOU DEY? FUNNY I TOT YOU WERE MARRIED.

I thought u were married, oooo due to the comment u made in one of your post ,u said somtim abut your husband and kids, ? i'm kind of surprised, d post goes like this

JISIDAISY:
Hello everyone, I'm so so sorry i havent been posting. I'm in Kaduna for a one month coursen (my bank has finally seen the need to train me )---- and there's no visafone network here. I therefore nwill not be a regular member for this one month-----Elders I ask for you understanding on thisd matter.

Oh boy---e don te i go school. now i go for classes monday through saturday----(so na only sunday I get to think of my sef, plus my husband --plus my kids) Tor---to be a woman is not a day's job. KD is ok , My collegues and I (57 of us) are having some sort of fun though. I had to snick out to a cafe to send this mail so you all know 'ssup with me. Aint I grand?
blah blah blah

any how sha,

@Kuwena,
haba so u no fit forgive man, na your tree talk so ooo, since u said u're very like it. reject that one ooo,
hw Yankee now, which one u come dey post one liner, hope that is not one of d changes your makin in your life, i no go gree ooo. So wats up ? what new stuff positive hav u encountered in yankee, ? Hav fun bro.

HAHA LOL, na sports men u dey yab like dis ooo,

wow, this thread, kind of pretty cool, have numerous posts, hav a lot to dish out, but i would do it as ma head remembr, am,


@Alfa,
"i havn't said anytin wrong, anyway, " (i could say that to u but not ma mama, should should hav slap me to another race.), so i'm not ganno say anymore, well i'm sorry, i would tak a bow, and salute, thanx 4 d tip i'm cool,

@Niyoo,
always eager to read your post,

@Jisi
Wow, thanx 4 d tree, but, don't know
lets just analyze, hw true anyway, i fell under Lime,
Lime Tree (Doubt) -- realy, !!!! (1st of all lime, nice fruit, )
Intelligent[b](true)[/b], hard working[b](true)[/b], accepts what life dishes out[b](true)[/b], but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones[b](true)[/b], hates fighting[b](false "love that"[/b] and stress[b](true)[/b], enjoys getaway vacations[b](true @who doesn't)[/b], may appear tough[b](maybe)[/b], but is actually soft and relenting[b](maybe)[/b], always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends[b](maybe true "never had that choice, dey do it 4 me instead, lol"[/b], has many talents but not always enough time to use them[b](true)[/b], great leadership qualities[b](true)[/b], is jealous (very false)[/b]at times but extremely loyal[b](sometimes).

me and ma bro. fell on d dsame true, that prove it kind of false, (We're Opp.) , thanx its nice to know anyway


@Kuwena
love your new touch on positivity, like i always say “Pessimists are more often right, but optimists accomplish more.” in ma next post i would gve u a little tip, my guy dey, d way u dey describe dose Yanke guys dey scare me ooo, abeg small small. I for like show carol, some old post from d old Kuwena, sup?, man i dey enjoy (feel ) your yanke highlights,

@Jisi

JISIDAISY:
PAK
WHERE I GOT THIS FROM? HOW ABOUT EM--- FROM A GREENISH SLIMY ALIEN?
THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING YEAH BUT IT IS A GENERAL TREND, HOPES ARE PLENTIFUL FOR ITS RISING. LETS SEE IT DOES. EFFECT TO INVESTORS? EM--- THERE ARE ALOT. HEART ATTACK, LOSS OF MONEY, FEAR, BRAIN DAMAGE, AND HOPEFULLY IF THERE IS AN UPWARD SWING, MORE MONEY, HAPPY FACES, INCREASE IN THE SIZE OF YOUR POT BELLY.

lol, very funy, but every trader show try as much as possible to be emotionless, (i never said is not ok to be sad) i see no reasons, why our population to go reduce, wit just bad market, small small. ooo

@Aniffy, , Opoks & Pak
ma guy u and all this xtain girls na wa ooo,
which one come be xtain. girls and xtain boys, (do u mean people u see in church, or people u know that r xtians even if dey do not attend your church) because i know say Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. God dey, our side. relax, also An ideal husband is one who treats his wife like a new car.

@Calyx
Na u know ooo, i think say Caps Lock na 4 Capital Letter, i no know say na 4 Shouting, does it matter, as long as d message is passed, if u see it as Shouting out of words, na u & your YIM, MSN fans know, oooo enjoy,

@Silentees,
At least make una sign-in present,,

God bless yah all,

I told u guys d guys is ganno come back, he just needs his usual attention, iight and we all fell 4 it, anyway his a genius.

@Kuwena,
i hope ur resignation post is not one of ur paranoia schemes, to travel all d way to America (maybe thinkin we ganna crash ur plane, ) Good 4 u, am happy 4 u man, i hope ur destiny will b fulfilled, i hope ur new books titled "THE world of enemies" is not referring to ma country sha, becos i go vex 4 u oooo 4 sure i'm ganna buy and read ur books, hav a nice day, i would hav said "Welcome back" but i wouldn't caus i knew u neva left in d 1st place,

@Aniffy, hmmmm, marriage, ? reserve ma comments

@Mukina
24hrs good 4 u, at my end no light 4 like 4 days (from friday till now, ) run on Gen, all thru' d night,
U know no light, no water, spend money on fuel, water, gas. it sucks, it really sucks,

@Opoks
Opoks no mind anybody where talk say u dey arrogant (i dey your back ), na d guy 1st call u fool abi no be so,

Photo journalist ke, ha ha, i 4 dey blackmail people anyhw wit pics, ?

@all
"You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think", Leave d Kuwena alone,

Let me educated u guys a little about what i know about what dey call NPD meaning Narcissistic Personality Disorder

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First of all What is Narcissism?

A pattern of traits and behaviors which signify infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition.

Most narcissists (75%) are men.

NPD is one of a "family" of personality disorders (formerly known as "Cluster B".

NPD is often diagnosed with other mental health disorders ("co-morbidity" - or with substance abuse, or impulsive and reckless behaviors ("dual diagnosis". It is estimated that 0.7-1% of the general population suffer from NPD.

Pathological narcissism was first described in detail by Freud. blah blah blah,

The onset of narcissism is in infancy, childhood and early adolescence. It is commonly attributed to childhood abuse and trauma inflicted by parents, authority figures, or even peers.

There is a whole range of narcissistic reactions - from the mild, reactive and transient to the permanent personality disorder.

Narcissists are either "Cerebral" (derive their narcissistic supply from their intelligence or academic achievements) - or "Somatic" (derive their narcissistic supply from their physique, exercise, physical or sexual prowess and "conquests".

Narcissists are either "Classic" or they are "Compensatory", or "Inverted" u can read more on that,

An all-pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behaviour), need for admiration or adulation and lack of empathy, usually beginning by early adulthood and present in various contexts.

Five (or more) of the following criteria must be met:
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[list]
[li]Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)[/li]

[li]Is obsessed with fantasies [/b]of [b]unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequalled brilliance (the cerebral narcissist), bodily beauty or sexual performance (the somatic narcissist), or ideal, everlasting, all-conquering love or passion[/li]

[li]Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation - or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious (narcissistic supply)[/li]

[li]Feels entitled. Expects unreasonable or special and favorable priorit[/b]y treatment. Demands automatic [b]and full compliance with his or her expectations[/li]

[li]Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions)[/li]

[li]Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends[/li]

[li]Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with or acknowledge the [/b]feelings and needs of others[/li]

[li][b]Constantly envious of others or believes that they feel[b] the same [/b]about him or her[/li]

[li]Arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes coupled with rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted[/li]
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FIVE DON'T DO'S [b](How to Avoid the Wrath of the Narcissist)[/b]
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[list]
[li]Never disagree with the narcissist or contradict hi[/b]m[/li]

[li][b]Never offer him any i[b]ntimacy[/b][/li]

[li]Look awed by whatever attribute matters to him (for instance: by his professional achievements or by his good looks, or by his success with women and so on)[/li]

[li]Never remind him of life out there and if you do, connect it somehow to his sense of grandiosity[/li]

[li]Do not make any comment, which might directly or indirectly impinge on his self-image, omnipotence, judgment, omniscience, skills, capabilities, professional record, or even omnipresence. Bad sentences start with: "I think you overlooked , made a mistake here , you don't know , do you know , you were not here yesterday so , you cannot , you should , (perceived as rude imposition, narcissists react very badly to restrictions placed on their freedom) , I (never mention the fact that you are a separate, independent entity, narcissists regard others as extensions of their selves, their internalization processes were screwed up and they did not differentiate properly)[/li]

[/list]
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blah blah blah blah blah

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. ha ha, lol
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Take notes of d words i stressed (either bold or italics)

if i'm wrong about anything let me known, besides i'm not referring to anyone, but if you think i do, it means u agree with me, if u recognize this attitude or behaviour in any of your friends, family, mates, partners, (i hav narcissistic friends, , its not a crime, ) it means he/she is NPD positive iight, that is ma usual yans, i hope u guys love ma portion of truth, because wit ma points i think i should know one when i see one.

u can dissect it and paste d narcissist view where necessary , and i bet all don'ts listed above pisses-off a narcissist,
i'm sorry if ma post is disconcertin to anyone, just yarning ma mind, iight

Sup people? i'm still me, flying a Nig. flag,

sup mates, ?

niyoo u back. sup hw tins, ??

Pak wats sup?

Opoks. no mind them, yan, your words na light weight, d yanker boy never see heavy weight,

Kuwena , sup, if u're still dere, We want u back, charge-up and come break some legs (not mine sha, Opoks's)

ma usual yans just for you "When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane.", and also Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine. so, sayin it "its ok."

na wa ooo, he be like say as u comot, d thread come dey full, i can see diff. ID's, all ur fans just dey comot from deir hidin,

speakin of Football. i wonder why, i keep missin does matches,

Keno, Jisi, Aniffy where u at??

ma guy, i was wondering d same tin ooo, , na girls dey do am pass,

lol, u too much, lol

Wats if his favourite out is overall Native ankara. with head tie. fully covered hw u go get person to dance wit and ur makossa leg and belle no go shw, nobody wil hav an idea of ur steps, lol

lol,
no mind am, she no well, and her new boyfriend come mumu pass, he be like say dey plan am sef,

Cos one of ma old ex-girlfriend tried by sendin me a pic of her and new boyfriend in bed,
it was kind of funny, i wasn't mad or jealous, & d message that came wit it goes like
"You're not a real man,, u might be even gay, " , damn, she knows i don't like d word "Gay",
she was d one that even broke it off, anyway i was still feel ok, den i felt better when i sent
d picture top her father, lol anyway we r still friends, but i lost her contact sha,

so, Ladies hw do u make your boyfriend jealous and your ex-boyfriend wanting u back desperately,

check out what someone sent me, its kind of funny,

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ENJOY OYINBO FROM REV. CHRIS OKOTIE

NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.

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NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

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NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

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NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

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NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration
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lol,

Aniffy u don come, ?? hw tins?? i wan ask d same tin - "Where JISI??"

@uchetobi
i'm sorry oooo, i no even look ur genda sef, aniffy just spoil ma show,

@Pak
thanx ma, ur'e great urself

@Keno
Wetin dey happen, u no dey post again, abi u don resign, even if u do, we no go accept!!

The Boondocks is d funniest cartoon i hav ever watched,

D coolest cartoon also. if u hav not watched any episode, check it out. trust me, u'd be glad u did

dose who has, what u guys think of it?

Mom ko, ma le' ni

Reltel wireless dial-up sucks, don't know abut its broadband, don't wana even try, dey r so disapointin

Read before viewing picture -- it's worth it!
A picture began circulating in November. It should be 'The Picture of the Year,' or perhaps, 'Picture of the Decade.' It won't be. In fact, unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probably would never have seen it.

The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas , who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner .

The baby was diagnosed with spina bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother's womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas , is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta . She knew of Bruner 's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville , he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb.

During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr.Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel , the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr .Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile.

The photograph captures this amazing event with perfect clarity. The editors titled the picture, 'Hand of Hope .' The text explaining the picture begins, 'The tiny hand of 21-week-old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life.'

Little Samuel 's mother said they 'wept for days' when they saw the picture. She said, 'The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it's about a little person.' Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful.

Now see the actual picture, and it is awesome, incredible, and hey, pass it on. The world needs to see this one!

don't u just love God, awesome, !!! what do u guys thinks of dis,

@Opoks,
abut your signature that quotes

Experience is the best teacher@

u thinks so?? ma guy change am, no be so,

Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson

wetin dey happened, ??

hmmm, na Alfa Bday,
[size=15pt]HAPPYY BIRTHDAY, Hip Hip Hip HUrray, [/size]
like Keno said u shall be a prime candidate (not a prime suspect shal, ) in all ur endeavours. God bless u man

@uchetobi
Ma guy, why u dey yarn dis tin, shey we no talk reach ur business line, ?? when we dey talk, talk abut, savings & investment i no see any of ur advise u 4 dere, ioooo. or maybe, its juts me, anyhow sha, try dey create topic, too, it helps,

@Pak
I well oo, abi na lie i talk, if it's not true, talk ur mind, jo. like i said b4 "So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." ha

Keno hw tins dey move.??

Annify which one u dey sef. where u?

hmmmm,

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."

The Hero has finally fallen, wetin happend,

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

the Catparianian, has finally given up on his only and best critics, dats improves him his daily life, lol if u wan comot, comot,

I know dat Opoks no go miss u sha, but we go miss u, tHE Catparianian is the only poster dat makes d other posters wonder & ponder like "wat d heck his dis f**kin dude posting, i gat to tackle dis guy", i will mis dat
i would miss ur weirdness, but i'm sorry i will neva miss ur poems, cos i hav neva finishd any.

Mr. Catparian enjoy ur trip, & Start ur quest on 4 d search 4 next 99 Catparianians , d earlier d better

Tell a fool d right tin and he calls u foolish, - dats wat opoks (fool, lol) spend his time doin, he his ur best man, u 4 drop on closing poem 4 us now, and u go add one vote 4 Obama, i can tell u did not even vote in dis past electn, if i'm right "good 4 u", if i'm wrong "watever, good 4 me",

We miss U?? xoxoxox, luv ya man, peace, , lolo lol (na wetin u want be dis, i don give u)

Questn:
Is the Catparinian is a narcissist, ? True or False

Stannesi's ays True

@Slient ppl.
Opoks don expose does silent ones, i no get na time today, whether una dey pay us post abi, ??
hav a nice day, try day post, we don dey lack posters, our best and most committed poster don resign oo

wats up, ppl, ?