@Opoks, haha, had a feelin someone's ganna say that, but i wasn't expectin that person to be u, anyway i waz kind of expectin people likes Keno, i know this thread is filled with smart-asses like u, Anffi, Niyoi, 2pak, Kuwena, Alfa who pay attentn to details, unlike d weird ones like me and keno, , haha ok i guess waz too lazy to sit upright that day, so i rest ma back on one, and ma legs on d other, sometimes i use 3 lol.

Opoks leav kuwena alone jo., una really think say u sabi each other, wit just reading written words we call post. omo no dull yourself, ooo me gon sef,

Guess who's Back?? Tell a a friend
Stannesi's back!!!

hahaha, wats happening was kinda enjoyin Opoks and Kuwena dealin cards, cheers dudes

i waz laughin out loud, buts wats much more funnier is Kuwena most recent post , i feel off my chairs,

Cheers to d Americana,

All i will say 4 nw is if that is your proof. of being an Americana that means, i be real white man oooo because my own intuition pass your own

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

sup PPl?

@Kuwena, just say u hav heard d joke b4 cos i just heard it 4 d 1st time, , saw it on my offline,
i can see u r very well more of an American, dan an African, cool, good 4 u, i just hope u flag Naija flag where ever u r man, it will will do u good, trust me,

@Pak, nice info. man, dats true,

Keno sup?

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail. Meanwhile Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife, Subject: I've reached. I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival 2mrrow

lol

sup ppl, wats poppin, ?

hey,, ppl

Welcome back Jisi

@Pak sup? man i don't quit. No mind me ooo, keep talkin jo, i'm listening,

Kuwena, u don come again,

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

Keno hw thins,

sup ppl,

Dis one wey be say Keno and pak hang me 4 up, na wa ooo

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.", i would say we r movin, u can call Abacha, ObJ, a mistake but do u really think dats wat it is, ??

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

Thomas Edison said "I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work. "

u cant work and talk at dsame time, try it, u find lil flaws in ur work, u wnt realize, u don foget say Talk is cheap
Abacha dey, we talk, Obadsanjo. do comot, - we talk, Yar'adua, don come, one year don pass we still dey talk,
if u wana talk, its better to talk when a solution works, den talkin abut d problems

let me give u an example, of action ------------------------
Sometimes ago, i went we to visit a uncle of mine, (let me call it a tour rather), wel, its a 6 flat house, dey usually hold some so called general meetin @ month end where dey often talk, talk, of problems, & solutions etc. dey mainly talk abt d sanitation problem where. dey hav to clean d drainage systems and stuff like dat, but nobody is ready to start, (cut it short) ok, on saturday, my uncle picked his rake, shovel and he went all alone, doin d whole yard dirty work, (of course u know me now, i no send anybody, i no even help d guy sef, to bad) anyhow sha, b4 d end of cleanin hours, 2 more tenants join him, and some work was done. during next comin cleanin, wasnt dere wit dem, i call my uncle & i specifically ask abt. dat issue, he said all tenants re responding very well, d truth was. dey might not realize wat i realized, dats me, evnt has a story to tell, i know u all must hav ur own testimony of d work of action,
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guy no dey talk all dis tin oo, i no like am, review my post when i started, dey no dey pass 3 lines, no u see, Kuwena virus dont affect us ooo.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

@Pak which lead u wan dey follow, na me , hahaha, no try am ooo, follow ur president,,

honestly d truth is "To me ur idea seems stupid, so is mine to you, dats life, "

anyhow sha "So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me."

No mind me oo, keno has said it all "my Own na to yarn"

Where Our Punchliners "Anniffy", "Niyoo", "Opoks"

Have cute Day,

Keno, i be strong man, i no need treatment,

i'm presnt today,

2Pak, in Naija all we do is talk, talk, talk , and talk, no action,
We never tire to talk, sef. when u talk it makes others start talk follow too,
Nobody wan talk action, remeber na we vote d man dere, its not a coincidence, nor a mistake, his d president, he represents u & me, we hav to pray 4 him, and follow is lead, simple, no much talk, leave d wierd guy alone, jo

My Questn, ain't u tired of talkin?? Keno, Opoks, Aniffy, Alfaprime, Kuwena, Niyoo, abi no b so,

we go talk, talk, vision 2020, go pass goo, some people go still dey talk, e.g., as u dey so no tell me say u no go fit donate money 4 Lagos state.

i'm out, na my mini opinion b that, stay cool. people

Wats up, ppl.?

Opoks , cool story, i could hav said mine, but dat day has past, , can hardly remember, anyway,


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zzzzzzzzzzzz!! sorry abt dat, i feel asleep, feelin lil sick., but God pass dem, by tomorrow, zzzzzz!!!

just wanted to post, to mark "Present" on d resgistr, still here,

Stannesi is present,

peace ppls.

Happy democracy Day to ALL NIGERIANS 4rm Stannesi,

including does who accuse Naija for murder,
including does who talk say dey no wan come back,
and to all, whether u like it or not, GREEN WHITE GREEN dey show 4 your head

Happy Democracy DAY

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Fly the Flag where ever u're,

@Aniffy, posted a comment on ur blog, "T for Time", u can check it out, love cool topics, u're good, widens ma mind stream,

@Opoks, i'm glad ma post made a +ive impact on dis thread, trust me, Kids, are pretty and lovely. wow, dere r d only ones dat can get to me, through me, and with me, maybe cos i'm one, who knows,

@2Pak
There is only one cause of divorce??
The Ans: marriage, lol just kidding tryin to play a little wit ma witty strange nutty thoughts,

Anyway, Marriage, hmmm, not thinkin abt it, yet, i'm still be young guy, abi una no know say una be ma big-bros, i dey wait una, i still get plans but dats not it, If any marriage event happen 4 dis thread na Aniffy go gain pass, Anify go supply suit,, lol (grooms men),

besides i might hav kids b4 dat (either by adoption or d main way) or maybe not, God dey, Jesus neva come,
"I shouldn't not worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia".

@Kuwena, haha, u no wan marry, i no get word 4 u today, like i said b4, b4 u go see 99 men like u, u go don reach 70yrs, better start on ur own, ooo haha lol, na Keno style i dey adopt now (obnoxiousness), lol
I thinks u should consider reading such books more often, Aniffy recommend more 4 dis guy oo

@Keno & All
I admit i love pretty chicks, but i dey go 4 God 1st, den Money, anytime,
e.g. Ur money or ur Chick, Stan Yells: My MONEY OOO!!! lol, dats why he go had 4 she to chop ma d small money wey i dey hustle, anyhw sha, currently i'm single, not searchin sha, or maybe i am,

--------- let me not be selfish and say a little personal stuff abt ma cool life --------------- (i'm kinda a very secretive boy)

"I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness." , lol

Just kidding, i'm only a into meat-theft-auto (MTA). (my mama's pot oooo) still jokin, Ok STOP!! d jokes!! hmmm,

An ex-gf dat broke-up wit me (u don't wana know d reason), she's in d UK now, or dere about, after we broke up, i was kinda surprise though, i just didn't bother, (i thinks dats a thing ppl even family memb. dislike abt me, as dey say, "i act like i dont care & neva takes anytin serious", well dey dont understand me wella, but everyone hav no choice, but to love me anytim, anyday) becos of dat she was kinda upset, in a sarcastic way, u know women thoughts, so after she left 4 UK she sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. i think dey planned, wat dumb guy. surprising, i laughed over d pics, u know wat i was thinkin, while i saw dem, dats wat i did, i did not show anyone, my crazy nutty weird thoughts lightens ma idea bulbs, my was Solution?? I sent them to her dad. ha ha ha, don't wanna know d end product cos i dont know myself, wish i did, but were still talkin after dat she apologize, so did i (but i had no reason to anyway, i'm just like dat, it takes notin to apologize) anyway, its soo funny to me sha, till now. but i've lost contact wit her being a victim of losin phones, maybe lost or stolen, i dont know (3 phones and sims lots dis year).
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Dis might be delete by tomorrow, hate spreading stuff,

Abeg, we 4 host e-forum birthday party 4 JISI, shey he fit still happen, ??

Jisi "Powerful men often succeed through the help of their wives. Powerful women only succeed in spite of their husbands"

[b]!!! hip hip hip Hurray !!!![/b]

@2Pak, no worry, i still dey, u don dey miss me becos i no post one day, na wa ooo, dat mean say, ,. my post baba ooo, lol

Hey ppl, hav a lot goin on in ma mind, i'll pass, night ppl,

hey,, ppl, sup??

hmmm, wow its Jisi bday,

HAPPy Birthday,

@pod thanx 4 d info, good idea, i bet u'll make it big in Lagos, u bet i'm going to patronize it, , but i don't think this is d right place 4 placing such ads,

HopE u guys r passin, on d mess. as a reminder why u hav to be thnkful to God,

@Opoks, don't worry, WE go drop one cool topic, that is it 4 now

@Aniffy wats your blog. page again, i do read your stuffs, cool stuff, cool concept (u know d A - Z stuff), but i don't usually drops comments, dough, i read on interesting stuff on O for Opium, cool write up, made a lot of sense. to me

@Keno (crazy loutist man), u don start again, na Aniffy body u come dey enter now, abi, after Z - Zeal he fit continue wit. A1 or AA anyhow, d man gat vision which one u sabi, anyhow u be mi guy any time, u yourself as u be u be "blog",

Just gat home, want to jump in da shower, good luck, people,

[center]PLEASE,
MY GREAT FRIENDS,
DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN,
KINDLY SEND IT TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE, TO ENABLE HIM OR HER SEE WHAT NATURE HAS DONE IN HIS/HER LIFE COMPARED WITH THESE KIDS' DEPLORABLE CONDITIONS.[/center]

Thank you,

Stannesi

[center]

The PHOTO shown below in the "Pulitzer Prize" winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan famine.

The picture depicts a famine stricken child crawling towards an United Nations food camp, located a kilometer away.

The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat it.

The picture shocked the whole world.

No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer Kevin Carter.

Who left the place as soon as the photograph was taken.

Three months latter he committed suicide due to depression.

----------------- 1994 Pulitzer (Kelvin Carter) -----------------
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[center]--------------------------------------------------
"I felt very fortunate [/b]to live in this part of the [b]world.
I promise I will never waste my food no matter
how bad it can taste and how full I may be.
I promise not to waste water.
I pray that this little boy be alleviated from his suffering.

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I pray that we will be more sensitive towards the suffering
in the world around us and
not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests.
I hope this picture will always serve as a reminder to us
about how fortunate we are and
that we[b] must[/b] never ever take things for[b] granted[/b].
Think & look at this, when you complain about your food and
the food we waste daily, "
MAY ALL HUMAN BEINGS BE FREE FROM SUFFERING!!!!
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Please don't break this,
keep on forwarding it to all our friends.
On this good day,
let's make a prayer for the suffering in any place around
the globe and[b] send[/b] this friendly reminder to others.

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[center]--------------------------------------------------

This is one more reason
Why we have to thank God for the food that
we can have easily…
But in the[b] other hand, ironically[/b],
we still[b] waste[/b] the food that we buy.
I feel very GRATEFUL for
what I have today,
We are so [b]Blessed for the wonderful works of
NATURE's[/b] hand in our life today,
just think of this,

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U KNOW WAT. I'M JUST gonna show u wats in d file, no need to download
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[center]My great friends let this not come to you as
a surprise,
but it's real
have them living around us and
in our neighbourhood today,
we can change it with prayers, and
always lending a helping hand to those in need.
Don't keep this message to yourself, stannesi heard it, & passed it to u,
forward it to your friends, so our friends and all people will
thank GOD for food and water that they already have.[/center]
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Sorry! that is d direct download link 4 d file, either u use your download manager or,

your right click on d link and click "Save link as" and select d path and your browser starts downloadin it,

that is all, finito, kapish

or try this links if your not satisfied in order to download from d site i uploaded it,

http://www.filecrunch.com/fileDownload.php?sub=1a2f7d77e717284a69a7de9a5450c682&fileId=149992

http://www.turboupload.com/download/UbfRMEJFSI6E/food_and_water.pps


its juts a presentation file format,

Quit d soccer talks, its Over,

i have sometin to share wit u - download d file and see

http://s3.turboupload.com/file/958376282/food_and_water.pps

dont be scared u might say i'm crazy but i cant honestly send u a Virus, can i, maybe i do Just kiddin

just download and see den u can place ur comments., and share wat u see if u wanna. and u can d send it to others, too

Imagine, i even placed a die minute bet wit someone over yahoo chat, dat was after Terrry missed, kai, so Bleep up, na wa ooo,

Ha, na wa oooo

TERRY!!! DAMN.,,!!!!!

Jisi thanx, na d best compliment i don here,

Keno, u juts dey yan. u already lost, keep watching,

2Pak and Keno, sorry man Utd is going Dwn tomorrow,

Opoks, Niyooo d blue men,

Lets just leave Droba to do d scroing,

HA HA HA HA HA

@Kuwena u don start gain ooo which one be slave now, u r really lonely hah , omo do comot 4 here oo, ur 99 men dey find u 4 yankee, "Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine."


@2pak, keno, aniffy, , thanx, 4 d wishes, keno and 2pak una dey try me sha, u resemble kolo,, ma mama is proud of me, cos i too much, omo forget ma mumsy na hot chick oo, na why me na fine boy, no blame me na my mama u go blame, . wats all i can say 4 now.

---------------- back to current biz ----------------------
Who be champs??
Man Utd vs Chelsea

Shout ur reply, Opoks don confirm his. i want d rest of u to do urs,
CHELSEA!!!
CHELSEA!!!
CHELSEA!!!

Sup buddies, ?

Omo forget, every country get he own wahala, God dey our side. equally, its an individual thing, u might be d reason why fire never burn your homes, u can never say, d thanks u give to God, might be what is going to save u from experiencing one terrible disaster,

Aniffy sorry o i don't forget say na u be CEO, no vex, i don rephrase, lol

Omo forget say hurricane, cylone, earthquake no dey Naija, d one wey Iyabo Obadanjo wetin we go call am, all this wahala don pass fraud and corruption this own na correct "Human Disaster" anyhow sha i love Naija pass any other, after all dey don dey yan say Osama don release anoter video album,
@keno u know say too much civilization na him dey cause all dose rubbish, that won wey u yan sef, na small some thin, sha, its like u don know some bad sides of your country. Naija na Kolo,

d turth is that u guys actually missed AlfaPrime's point, from my own kolo view he was talkin about hw God bless Naija. from Natural disaster, terrorism and stuffs like that not talkin about weird happenings, abi u don forget before den dey snatch private parts anyhw 4 naija, hw weird is that too, imagine, hw would (since we are all males) d victim be when his alive without his, source of creation, hmmmm, F**ked.

@Kuwena, omo seriously yankee fit u wella, because u need a special therapist, all this yarn twisted yans na wa ooo,
i ba for u oooo, today na, litany, tomorow na cult, another na sacrifice, another repentance, next tomorw na 100 man factory, your head carry enough, i hail oo u dey try, u know me now, i'm no adviser, if u like work oo no work, u go still go yankee, after all no be only 4 Naija den dey sleep under bridge, ha ha, enjoy yourself, "i'm such a terrible friend, i know don't even border thinkin it because i hav said it". figure it out, its in u, u're Leo da vincii remember, d genius, lol

Aniffy, Ma Bday was on d 16th, so its passed my Mama is today, damn, i hardly remember ppl's bday mostly especially mine, damn, to bad

Hav a nice day.

Kuwena u don come again, ha, hw much u dey pay keno. 4 translation, no talk ibo 4 here again oooo,
Dis won wey u dey read any book u see, anyhw hmmmmm, na wa ooo, u think say bible resemble novel, any hw anyhow, enjoy yourself, even if u wan be voodoo man, nothin dey .happen, i dey your back, but when me folow big G sit 4 up, omo notin for you ooo, ha hah aha, lol, Omo na u know virgin manm u wey don f***k all does InteCont, suit wearin chicks, wey be say d day when u deposit big money, deir smile go full deir face,

i'm bored,, so get bored wit me, !!

Wats up thread, ?,
Wats up Kuwena (Yankee boy)?
Wats up Niyooo (Blueman)?,
Wats up Keno (Redman)?,
Wats up AlfaPrime?,
Wats up 2Pak?,
Wats up Aniffy(Chairman)?,
Wats up Jisi?,
Wats up Opoks?,
Wats up me!
Wats up, hmmm, who else?

i have tried, i'm out,

welcom back lady,

2pak wetin dey happed, i be like say burma dont affect ur post psychological, na wa ooo, yan sometin, abi Kuwena dey pay u per post, wats up bro?

Keno, (ma chair) , no wound ur self, jst relax 21st still far,

Alfaprime, (prophet) u dey try, ooo correct guy, see hw u just scatter ur mind, anyhow, u too much,

Kuwena (American boy) u dont hear, lol. ha ha

Opoks, sup bro, u det try,

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music."

i'm out, 4 now,

dats funny,
i'm soo so bleeped, i cant believe i'm missin, it, damn,
Its not so good hav lil friends & family around, pickin on u, takin everytin u buy dat dey like,
bought it twice, i dont even hav any,

Keno (Man Utd.) congratulations, wat can i say

i'm interested my email [email]bonneystann@yahoo.com[/email]
wat r d titles.??