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austyn0:
Your guy is a nigga that knows the rules of PACKAGING in and out....Now, I am nah tryna insult your guy or something,, buh ladies naturally love guys that tell them lies..There is every possibility your friend is faking his love for her with well packaged lies,,codes and appearance,,more reason why she keeps coming around.

no be lie

I heard pregnant women have unpredictable and unimaginable mood swings, i hope they don't hit my car while driving just because they feel that way.

Any woman Dat wakes her husband around 2am to buy ukwa or one particular soup for her can do dat oo. They shouldn't be allowed to drive.




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It's getting to 5years, am yet to get the old one that is with out chip sef since i applied for it.
I wonder how easy this one would be to get hold of

RexTramadol1:
I have a girl like that




I will be at fault, she will still be saying I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get u angry by talking about it



Jus say you've forgiven me



I be like tooorrrh! U don check my future kwa? Abi which kain thing be dis

it's that way sometimes and am sure there is another nigga begging and sending texts for her to come to him... This lifebsef

Oh chim!!
1) Giving gift in this situation is a no no.. Depends on the type of girl, u might end up providing gifts everytime something goes wrong even if she's at fault.

2) Give space - perfect

3) Long texts-- Hello No, a short text is OK. Then meet one on one.

4) Always check up on her throughout the day - - I gat work too, just once is enough, don't act too sissy, if not she be coming back to you "out of pity" and i bet it won't be long before she moves away.

My guy whenever he has problems with his babe, even when he's wrong the babe is always coming to make things up. Don't how that guy does it, so on top of is game.
Girls are so unpredictable, most of them love the opposite.

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Oh... Some will come with good mind, some will come to market their scam business.

hehehehe...
Even those that once that once their girlfriend leaves his room she lands on another man's bed will be saying "NO".
No be only girl wey the stand for road be Ashawo.

At least they ones that stand on the road, they ply one city that they are not an indigine of but u see those runs girls u call girlfriend, that one can have Uncles in 36states she visits.

Some guys sef be confirm Ashawo too.

It is only in Nigeria, you will be telling someone a story and the person will be replying with "I dey tell u" .
I no understand

Stylus e wuchaago na.
I wonder the selling point of this phone

The phone looks big.. Nothing special about the phone.
It better be cheap

I love the Johnsons series.

It is only in Nigeria, you will be telling someone a story and the person will be replying with "I dey tell you".

I'm still waiting for my PVC.

In Nigeria you wait for 4years for original national ID card, wait for a year for permanent voters card with Abeg and anger especially in the East.

Drivers license sef, this one you will be scammed like 4 times from the gate of the License office and still get scammed inside d offices.

Oh Lord how is Nigeria going to be better and when, since my grandfather didn't make it to the slave ship. I just weak.

R. I. P
Frustration, Depression. Some human beings don't even help matters, you will see them being happy and superior frustrating others.

Op am in a mess because of these cards.
I used first bank mastercard for an online payment, it was not approved but i was debited ,i have gone to the, filled a form.

3days ago made it 1month and am yet to get my money back, i only got a message that my complaint has been resolved and closed, that i should contact my merchant.

When i had similar issue with Diamond bank, i got my money after weeks and was never directed to contact anybody.

First bank just weak me, they have lost it.
you buy airtime with ussd code, if an error should occur , you lose both the money and airtime same with using their mobile app.
I don't understand first bank way at all.

Op do you mean Empty stomach with my Leggedis Benz
Op i have Treeked, sorry driven from upper iweka Anambra to end of the Bridge Asaba and i was still strong to continue.



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Depression is bad.
Going through a tough one already.

May Almighty God see me through.
Before i curse people who thought of suicide but now i realise there a condition you find yourself and not be able to avoid the thought.

If someone should ask for help on nairaland, you see many people here bashing and cursing the person

God father share of the cookie, his own loot, family loot before state responsibilities

Nawa for Nigeria governors, i wait months before i praise any of them for whatever good work they did because i know they will soon do worst sooner.

Criminals

I knew her before Bbnaija, please you guys should read the message before typing these hate messages am seeing here.

Love Kelvin Hart.. No homo

Is that wizkid pointing his fingers