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Ivimilly:
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Thank God for our daily bread

Fake

Her face is clear ooo... No beating yet oo

Short guys with bars

preciousmaro:
Have activated my email alert, and I receive my alert via email, bt not otp

you activate that at the atm and will be charged 100naira.
I have forgotten the procedures.

Keke

He better go for life imprisonment because those kids will kill him anytime he's back.
My people learn to control your anger.

A guy(student) pushed a girl(student) that came to visit him from 2 storeys in my street, she fell down hitting her body against the fence, broke her legs and later died in the hospital.
Person daughter gone like that.

Exactly what happened in my street, they married fellow twins and have already given birth to twins identical girls.

For light wey we no de see.. Useless mudafucker

Weda u call am Kanu abi na Kunu,
weda u call am Unu abi na Jugunu,
wetin i know be say my guy e the ball, wetin i know be say e name na Papilo, e go with the ball,
he pass am to Okocha,
Okocha to Oliseh, Oliseh to Finidi,
Finidi to the post oo.

Kanu nwankwo ai ge we mmeri *2
Papilo Kanu ai ge nwe nmeri *2

If you don't know the song above, Abeg greet well before you argue with anyone on Nairaland.

Happy Birthday to Papilo

Please go and fu*k that bony ass in peace, nobody is asking you to stop.
Stop spewing rubbish, this is Nigeria men marry women and not the other way, tell your fellow gays to stop going after Nigerian women to cover up their knacking bone activity.
They should never get married but come out clear as gays in the first place and watch if any Nigerian woman will look at them twice.

Pukes.. This is fucking dirty.

Baba God call sure pass

OK.... She's beautiful
Women with this make up plus filter fraud.
You will see a girl online and decide to meet her offline, u will be shocked at what filters do, then take her swimming and see if you won't block her.

This one the play international

Na wa oo, Akon na malaam ooo..

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Ok

Wtf
Matthew 5:9 New International Version (NIV)

9 Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.

That Matthew will never know peace,, foolish tout. I choose my friends wisely.

Ooh.. Nothing is left to see again if Aunty could show off her butt in public.

Have none on my phone.. Chai

In South Korean movies, i always here this Oppa abi na Oppo.
Obi: Chairman, which phone you lunch now
Me: Oppo scratching my head
Obi: u say
Me: Abeg take the phone check am, give am name!!!

Knowledge level
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He still the sing

She's not popular, i don't know her..
Nairaland should stop promoting fools.
This is not known for anything good.
Please we have young talented people in Nigeria that need to be on the front page.
Somebody made a video of slapping a Nigerian policeman, she grace the front page, please it should end there.
Stop forcing the stock fish tied with piece of rag down our throat.

Sunday morning and stockfish with small udara showing is already on front page.

Mod are you sure the way God took Enoch to heaven wouldn't be how Devil takes to Hell while alive.

Am just coming out from ban, I'm close to my village shrine, nobody should try me..

I want to be successful in whatever I find myself doing.

Soco soco... What are they sucking

1gb ram, when even a 2gb ram techno phone lags after months of buying it. This marketers sef

Hmmmm

Ok

Old format, no b today

No be small thing.. I weak for the matter

Mac2016:
This is a very helpful piece. Help push to FTC; Help Nigerians learn

please what are we learning American English meanwhile we make use of British English, so many things are wrong in the post..