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Where' the good boys at?
Right here!

I love all my computerS !!

Yes. I thought so. Thanks for confirming it, Amiga. Say, speaking of which, how long does it take the average Nigerian (human, sorry) to learn Spanish?




{I think Spanish is a very romantic language. Y'know. . . like Jennifer Lopez. . . and Tony Montana. . .}



Will you help me to learn Spanish. I wanna be able to speak it.




Holler.

. . . so many interesting opinions and people on Nairaland. . .

D-reloaded,
That's not nice!

Adeboo, I like the way you write!

Do they have many Computer Programmers in Spain, Amiga?

Do they have a large English-speaking percentage of people?

Ezinwannem, how did it all cost? How did you start? Who did you talk to? What forms did you fill? Which offices did you visit? Who did you call?


I need info, Ezi. A lot of it.
Please help a curious Nairalander.

I'm from Emii, in Owerri North LGA.
We have a very strong tradition. . .

"Okasi-Owerri."
(Yup! That's the name of the soup and the festival!)

('Didn't reply that 'cause I'm waiting for you email message.)

'Just got this little pleasant info from a Nairalander named Nilla;
https://www.nairaland.com/chat.php

Farrout!

I'm going to try it out!

Grafikdon and Uspry1 are my bestest Nairalanders for now.
They're so darn talented! 

Nilla, thank for showing 'us' the chatroom.
I didn't even know anything like that existed.
(In fact I was just asking our dear moderator, Uspry1, about it less than one hour ago!)

The Internet.
The World Wide Web.
A reflection of the world in a . . .er . . . digital form.

When you wonderful Nairalanders (who are scared of putting up their pictures) realise this little fact, I'm sure you'll change.

It's just like the real world.
The whole nine; the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Why, for Pete's sake, are you scared of being seen?


Even if you are not fine -- SO WHAT?


Do you walk down your street wearing a ski-mask?

There's nothing wrong with putting up a picture of yourself.
In fact, I think it has nothing but advantages.


Alright. . . check this;
Masked folks here on Nairaland and out in the real physical world are the worst perpetrators of the worst crimes.
(Reply if you disagree.)
We know this.  We ALL know this.
And we all know why.
'Cause nobody fit catch breeze.


If y'all put up pictures; WE WOULD BE MUCH MORE PRODUCTIVE  on this forum than we are now.

I've read extensively through the subjects/posts/threads that are sexually-inclined.
If I didn't represent who I really was -- y'all woulda had an earful by now.

Geddit?


Also. . .
Men, whatever.

Be you.

Pestalozzi Kindergarten, Berlin.
ADRAO International School, V/I + Our Lady of Apostles, Yaba.


Federal Government College, Ido-ani.
Abia State Polytechnic, Aba.

'You got email, Lady?

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!

Dear new friend,

I am NOT going to give those people the chance to rip me to bits by asking for their comments on a site that I have only just begun!!!

What do you take me for?
A suicide bomber??

I want YOU to help me.

I want to hook up a MySQL db to the site and have PHP do all the 'work'.

I also want, from now on, to be a part of whatever project you are working on!

I don't want to be paid. I just want to help.


Your disability is a hidden advantage.
I, in boarding school, had a friend who had a hearing problem.

A lot of people didn't have the patience to be his friends.
But I did.

I learned something from that kid.

I learned that God blesses everybody -- but blesses certain folks with a little extra.

That kid has the type of concentration that was lacking in the rest of us.

He wasn't bothered by the things that took up most of our time.
Plus, he didn't have to listen to a lot of rubbish that we just had to. . .
He could sit at a computer for hours. He was always doing something productive.

He was special.

I know you are too.
I've read your posts and seen your profile.

I want to work with and learn from you.

Will you accept humble me as your student?

Yeah, I'm really considering it!
But I think I'm going to be needing alot of advice. . .
Onyeka_ng, did you study "for outside country (sic)" too?

German,
English,
Igbo,
Yoruba,
Nigerian-pidgin.

else
{C++, BASIC, COBOL, PASCAL, FORTRAN, Perl}

(Me, showoff!    [b] )[/b]

(Hey! I can see you're online!)

When are we going to have an IRC on this forum, Uspry1?
Huh?


Maybe you and Seun can talk it over. . ?

(I guessed right!  My instincts never fail me!  )

I need a little help with a little number of things, Uspry1, and I know that you are just the techie I should be talking to.

I want you to take a look at my site.

I started learning how to use Dreamweaver during the month of April last year.
After that, I downloaded information, via Google, and learned CSS.
At first I had a big problem grasping relative positioning; but now I'm a little more comfortable with it.

I just loaded XAMPP.  I am now learning PHP and MySQL.

The problem is that all this learning (we weren't taught all these in the Polytechnic I attended -- even though I studied Computer Science) is taking up a lot of my time.  I work.  I sell and maintain computer systems.

I need your help, Lady.
How can you help speed things up for me?
You've got the know-how. . .
And we ARE friends now! 


(Pretty please. . .  )

Pepeye, you just might be surprised!

Never forget that controversy sells.
(And Ayo has a controversial thorax! )

Y'all wonderful Nairalanders of little faith.

Oracle99,
If you truly are seeking a good girl, you sure ain't gonna find her with that kind of language, King.
(Tone down on the insults! Ouch! )

SwtNsoFLyy,
That was a polar question. It deserved a polar answer.
(I've been watching you. . . )

You were supposed to scream, "Yes!"

Why?
Well cause just a couple a posts ago you were talking about God and religion, that's why.
(No offence intended, Nat'. )

Why do we love?

Because it makes us smile. And we humans just love to smile.

Because it makes us feel wanted; and important. . .

I think its a very spiritual thing. I think the physical side of it is secondary.

I think. . . I think I will never be able to fully understand why we love.

(Thank you for that mind-boggling subject, Kingsikaz; now I KNOW I'm going to have insomnia tonight thinking about this crazy question! )

This boy has brains, regardless of what we think of him.
(Have you seen his blog?)
(Ignore his spelling errors. . .)

Ayo, I guess by now you've found that one thing that led you to start this. . .

I bet you've found yourself a girlfriend.
(Even with all di flaming when we don dey flame you. Chei! Sorry O!)

He's pointing to his six pack, y'all!

He made us all laugh. He gave us a good time here on Nairaland!

He used a combination of looks ( ) and wit.

I like you, joefit4gur, 'cause you got nerve.
And one helluva sense of humour!

Tommy HiFINGER.

Uspry1, I actually, up until this point in time, believed you were of Yoruba descent!

Like Wow!

I really am impressed.

For you to have become a moderator on this Forum means that you really have put a lot of time and effort into it.

I'm happy for you!

Speaking of which. . .
What does it take to become a moderator?

Do moderators get a slice of Seun's AdSense paper? 

What do you do for a living in the States?

You're a programmer, aren't you?

Where did you study?

Nowhere can ever be like the Eastern Heartland. . .

IMO STATE!

I think finding a girl that's as pretty as those on MTV Base with an IQ-rating that approaches average is like the most difficult of quests in the part of the world that I reside in. 
(No offence intended, ladies )

Nigerians never stop talking about Nigerian food!

Y'all make me SO proud!