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All these ones go chop am

Truidstarr:
Nwakali to Barnsley ke? Na wa o.

at all at all boss.

Miles better than recreativo de huelva abi something in spanish league.

Before your know, championship.

I laughter when I saw this.

If I see any white man money=otilor

daveP:
So nobody nominate me despite 6years of no smear or clout on subject mata?

I emphatically nominate this gentleman.

May you win.

Muslim cleric again.

Are these Muslim clerics in Ibadan maad?

He needs to be fished out ASAP.

TheGoodJoe:
The guy is talking 19kpondo football. He should tell us the team today dominating trophies with gidigbo football. 🤣🤣🤣

Football has changed and learning how to dominate play with good possession is what brings long term success.

my good bros, football has really changed.

Imo Ball no dey sweet again. It's now watery. Very watery.

Kog45:
Sir are you talking about Chelsea of last three seasons or which Chelsea….I’m a Chelsea fan since 80s but based on our performances i don’t want Osimhen in Chelsea but in ambitious club,unless Chelsea management decides to go back to old Chelsea that compete every season for trophies

thanks for the feedback sir.

I was chilling with some guys who happened to be a chelsea fan. Funny enough, he laid the first blame on tikitaka. He believed from the beginning of this passing from back football, chelsea have not been Chelsea again.

According to the guy, he believes Chelsea won all their cups with complete gidigbo football and not some serenre passing. He mentioned drogba/Costa leading the line and he strongly believes osimhen will thrive.

I personally believe Chelsea have a better ceiling than my team Man utd. Even though it's a scatter gun approach with signings, atleast, Chelsea have some real good boys that might cook. I personally like Lavia, Nkunku, Palmer etc and from this thread I've heard the coach is very good(he Don soak knowledge tire) You can't compare with radarada united.

The Yoro they bought to fill the space is already out for 3 months or so. Hujlund nko? No idea if he will start the season. So it's basically square 1 for united.

I'd prefer Arsenal for Osimhen. A stable team already, just needed an osimhen but Arsenal I think are cursed and they might regret it if Osimhen moves to Chelsea instead.

Besides, standing from the outside and viewing mentally, Osimhen looks very good in the blue color of Chelsea than red/white of Arsenal.

My submissions here sir.
Again, I have a good feeling about Chelsea FC boys.

Zonefree:
Fulfill what expectations in just 11 days?

Coward. Just say you're scared of Mossad missiles.

I was there live

The wife called family meeting on top the husband head.

The husband old mama, old p-man, uncles, niece, cousins, etc all begged and knelt before him. We know you are patriotic they said, but fear missile.

Haha.

yinkeys:
It baffles me why Arsenal aren’t bidding for Osimhen so that they can seal the league this season
Or do they think Nwaneri will help them get the job done
So sad Man City will win that boring league again

Their loss. Chelsea's gain.

It will be a match made in heaven if Chelsea nab that guy. His got the characteristics of Chelsea's successful strikers. Drogba /Costa.

He will cook and drag with Halland at the top of the list...

Let Arsenal be dulling...

We need to ban about 2 people on here.
Yeah, Same people that comes to mind.
Them no dey tire. I've never seen such useless back and forth.

We need another revolt. This time on thsier humongous salary.

It's insane.

Lalami3232:

I hate this yeye word wey dem dey say "no talk you be man, a real man no suppose dey talk much". Anybody wey go repeat that word for my ear go collect fresh baked slap. Una go dey make men dey die in silence with una mumu phrase of "real men don't talk" bla bla bla.
Person wey dem dey pinch na suppose dey shout. So you can't be hitting me hard and expect me to keep mute all because of "been a man". If I may ask, who wrote the law that "real men don't talk" ?
Dangote is a real man abi? Shebi una see as he dey talk recently?? You can't be showing me shege and expect me to keep mute all because a man no suppose talk. Men no get emotions too? Allow everyone to express his/herself jare. Dear men, speak up if you're hurt inside, don't die in silence because of one yeye society phrase.
Anyways, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news. Oga did you meet your wife, girlfriend, baby mama or fiancee as a virgin? If NO, then the below advise is for you


Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted atall

Thank God brother. God bless you.

One recently happened at a filling station. She wanna use "I' be woman" dey jam talk anyhow.

Na only you dey in a hurry? Everybody here is standing and queuing and agitated cuz only one pump is open.

One useless man came with "I'm a man, I should not be dragging with woman"

I descended on the bastard. I also schooled him and told him he is the problem.

Because she is a woman, she is free to talk crap, and I'm a man, I can't give her a dose of her medicine.

"Oga, you are one of the people they suppose assassinate for night" I told him. He was angry and made the fight hi own.

I told him I will kill him, I will not even touch the lady, but him, Chai, he go too collect.

Bastard still dey vex me till now.

Anywoman that can confidently say sheet, should be able to collect it back.

kelvinezeh55:
Asking for help on nairaland is always a waste of time
Since I registered with nairaland nobody have helped me with a dime,

have you helped anybody in your life?

Why must anybody help you 🤷

Ilu wahrah.

Xenophobicans

Cant stop, won't stop.

I still need tooth pick. Got sum'n stuck in ma teeth.

BlueStripper:


No one is talking about the risks of explosion due to lack of maintenance on gas flow lines.


Especially when a junkie enters the Danfo with his lit cigarette.

All my life in Nigeria. I've never seen anyone lit a cigarette in a public bus.

Make them kuku sell all this refinery once and for all.

I don't mind make them use the money for student Loan or something.

Enough of stupid news while we fight and queue daily.

Cesarr1:
I'm in Lagos
Igando
Pls can u help me with 1k to eat this morning
Pls I di t intend to beg b4 but I'm starving and my hope just got crushed
I'm good at programming
But my laptop got stolen last month

how the Bleep will you allow your office (laptop) got stolen. You sleeping or something.

I don't believe your lie.

jihday:
was he hallucinating when he signed the contract to join them?

only a handful of team can afford him, besides, do they want him?

Irrespective, Saudi should not be an option, atleast for now.

I prefer Osimhen stay in Napoli than go inside desert.

So what are we waiting for or is it for safe keeping?

Na your papa go dey sit down wait for you. Thief.

Na raw sweet pass especially if you cum inside.

mostob:
He is fit now? Neymar eh... this guy was capable of so much more than he achieved so far.

not %100 but he is training with the ball now.

He wants to leave Saudi and come back to Europe. He is 33, very hungry and really wants to give it a go this time. I think we will see a slightly different player this time.

Problem is, he's only played about 3 matches for Al Hilal, while they have supported him immensely in his recuperation, but he needs to leave that desert.

It gladdens my heart that we are coming back from the injury.

Im more overjoyed that we are coming to Europe.. To mainstream football, not some desert league...

Saudi league is for retired guys like Ronaldo, shevchenko, ibrahimovic etc not Neymar, not Osimhen.

Namaster:
Nothing new here.

It's human nature to GRAVITATE towards sources of potential benefits. Success attracts and failure repels.

Now about that girl that laughed at you when you were broke:

Embrace her greenlight with a BROAD smile.

Invite her over. (IMPORTANT NOTICE: Don't take her out on a date. Just invite her to your place.)

Cook a nice meal and buy some chilled drinks.

Put on a nice TV show/movie.

Bleep the bitch.

Bleep the bitch AGAIN.

Bleep the bitch SOME MORE.

After she leaves, act like you DON'T know her. NEVER acknowledge her existence again. NEVER talk to her again.

Crappy people who make jest of you at your lowest should be served a COLD dish of revenge when you have risen enough to prepare it.

isn't this too extreme my bros. As far as I'm concerned, on these streets "money is love.

Even street brothers, na person wey drop money dem dey regard.

I hate it, but when you hear " bro show love" only means press money.

Pls 1 minute silence for we Africans..

We need it.

Chai, not even 1 bronze for naija. Chai.

More of these.

We really need to make this people accountable...

Why would a serving lawmaker buy an SUV for his 18 year old daughter who just graduated secondary school.
Meanwhile all the youths he is representing are hungry.

We need to check and balance all these guys.
We need to scrutinize them.
Ask questions, make them submit report card.

The northern elites need to help their people.

The number 1 problem of Nigeria is overpopulation... Too many people that our meager resources can't cater for.

The only winner I see here is Alabi.
This one season just start.