₦airaland Forum

The only winner I see here is Alabi.
This one season just start.

The people the are presiding should hold them in the Jugular. Make them accountable.

If the President and Governor are out of reach. A local government chairman should be visible to its electorate..

Again, my Ibadan people, do not worship any bloody LG chairman, lest they grow wings and the circle continue.

Superpack589:
When Alexa was saying run o, some people thought he was being pessimistic. Some of you just like false hope all the time. Market no dy respect anybody feeling that's why sometimes you just have to be realistic and follow the chart. Where are those who tried to shut him up now? Shebi na all of us dy wail now. If only I had shorted the market. Chai.

No need flogging the issue again sir. It's been over flogged already. Right now, people are hurting. Let's all chop our L in peace.


It's somewhere in the Bible, I don't know what part but it goes thus. "The man that falleth, shall rise again...

Mosquitoes are annoying, however, ordinary fan can help you blow them away.
#50 coil will give you some reprieve or simply do the basics(proper hygiene, close doors and windows etc)

As for Bedbugs>>>>>TERRORIST. Once they are in, peace walks out.



Modified... Omo, mosquito self terrible. I went to one street jamz that year. Around 3am, was so tired I needed to close eye small.
I entered one abandoned danfo say make i sleep small till 5am. Omo, it's not a small thing. That day, I knew mosquitoes are wild animals. Teri

Im sorry gan, I no fit train anybody go anywhere.

richiemcgold:
Sorry o bros

Oya sope otilo

im afraid OP. True true, he Dan go

Normal level.

The hatred is reciprocal.

I will scream to the high heavens if a south African named tchabalala self wan go for miss Nigeria.

opes:
Fake news afterall

imagine saying Osimhen will/can flop??

Im forced to ask, don't you guys have eyes to see a baller when you see 1?

Best striker in Africa
Best striker to come out of Naija in decades. And we are a nation of strikers...

Assemble 10 boys from your street.
Everybody go say dem Wan play striker.

GMBOFASIA:
The way una day hype nigeria players eh
Yes anybody can flop even mbappe Kaka was Ballon d or 2 years before signing for Madrid and did not make any significant impact so what are you saying abi is the eden hazard

can you bet your money on Mbappe to flop?? Highly unlikely.

Kindly mention a better striker apart from Halland, Mbappe, Harry Kane.

I'm waiting. Strikers that are better than Osimhen ooo. Pls do quick.

Zooposki:
I’m very sure you will be one of those shouting all girls are whores because they are not faithful to one man.

Nope. You will never hear such thing from my mouth. Kindly check me out.

I don't mind any of my girls to do her thing, as long as I'm not there and she respectfully keeps it from me...

I can't judge people, I'm as terrible as you can get.

TheLoneCitizen:
PSG was a mandatory buy option.

This Osimhen would return if he flops. Imagine

you are funny sir. You think Osimhen will flop.

Victor Osimhen has passed the stage of flopping in his career.

Hojlund can flop
Zirkzee(I pray not) can flop etc.

You feel me, there are levels to this thing.

I don't really care if osimhen moves or not. Infact, If he stays in Napoli with Conte, he will be terrific and super hot. Conte is a good coach and will bring the ultimate best out of him.

I'm not concerned about his playing. He is a PROVEN goal scorer any day, anytime, any height, any how. Just give him ball and he will SCORE.

Osimhen should not be in any sentence containing flop. Where's the respect

Can Mbappe flop??

Osimhen will bench every and any striker in current man utd, chelsea, arsenal, liverpool team.

APOTY flop how??

Zonefree:
You don ever see me for your hotel room?

damn.

Dem hoodlums no get chills, dem kuku ma help am collect his phone.

BankyGee:
One guy for bus this morning dey tell me say Youseff En-Neysri na better striker than Iheanacho, if no be for love of God I don wave am 500 inside my imaginations already 😂

Which kind talk be that?

as an out and out striker, I'm afraid En-neysri is better...

Faster, Good aerial ability atleast this 2 things he trumps iheanacho hands down.

In addition. Both are listed as Center forwards. Both are lefties and both 27 years of age. Comparing them is quite easy.

En-nesyri - 290 match. 93 goals 12 assist.

Nacho 305 match. 87 goals 45 assist(132 goal involvement in 305 is dope. I Comot cap small)

mmadu4:
just get a gf that has a job and can take care of herself. trust me once you do sti and std test and you are both clean steady knacking is healthy , unless you are the type that doesnt like knacking only 1 girl.

Bros, 1 girl no reach man now. Atleast 3. So you dey interchange.

If I have my way, I will also severe ties with the Muslim north in Nigeria.

Deport every Muslim or anyone sympathetic to the cause to join them.

Muslim = backwardness
Muslim = bombs, sword, beheading, blood, extremism, chaos, suicide, gaza, herdsmen, racist. Etc...

Thank God for education, I for become Alfa, chanting foreign language, praying to a foreign land, foreign god etc.

This thing no reach 1 derica

Juvechelsea96:
Noted

sure boy 👍. If you say make I paste, ASAP I go paste.

Omo, all ebsu student are hookup. Confirmed.

The thing shock me too..

I say all.

The one wey never dey do go still start.

Na only hotel dem dey build for that state.

Do giveaway my guy.

Deal On Hold.

vonlogon:
Location?

lag

Selling my Honda EOD.

Everything dey kampe.

No single issue whatsoever.

Bring ur mechanic, driver, doctor, scanner, anything.

Ac still give me catarrh last week.

First body. Never painted

2 million or 1.9 (anyone)

That no 10 go far.

Temo.

Real drug lord.

Omo, na almost all money I dey use buy fuel.

Wetin happen gan gan.

kelvinmnet:
I will suggest you change the complete fuel pump with the gauge. Better still, go to ladipo or Oyingbo, let them fix the complete fuel pump and observe the gauge if it works. If it doesn't work, then u can decide either to buy or not. Last I checked, complete fuel pump is around 40k with the gauge.

25k sir.

Good morning guys.

From inception, my fuel Guage don't work until I have a half tank or I buy fuel of about 30k the it will work, then go down again.

I use like that, but I'm not comfortable driving without knowing what level of fuel I got.

Then my EOD 2004 stopped on the road and Meka said change fuel pump.

Now my question. I've asked and they said 25k for the total package. Will the fuel Guage work if I change the whole set up.??

Mind you, another rewire told me it could be the wiring... I don't want to spend 25k this morning and fuel Guage not reading ooo.

Will it work perfect rly if I change the whole set up, or change only fuel pump and manage my thing like that.

SeeWahala:
To fix your guage you need to either get a rewire to trace its wiring from fuel pump housing to the brainbox OR from brainbox to instrument cluster.

A rewire I know already told me something along this line. But he is always BUSY.

My fuel guage works only if I have half tank. I bought 28k fuel 2 days ago and it worked only briefly till it went red again. And I mostly drive without knowing what level I am.

This new rewire told me I need to change something, he showed me one thing like that on the pump, he said it don't work if the fuel was down, and only work if I have enough fuel or something along that line.

Ultimately, I will drive more comfortably if I can see where my fuel at at any given time.

Im yet to meet anyone that will do pastor things with me. Na slap she go collect.

Im talking to you, you are saying my pastor say??

Omoapena:
You're gathering experience, that's the spirit of the work, you will meet alot of people and pls don't be carried away with yarnsh o, if not, you no go gather.

What car do you drive, and why are you passing pako to mushin, that pako with extreme bad road nah hin you dey follow?, where do you stay in mushin, if you're going towards papa ajao, take akanro down to adeoyo and link palm Avenue from there to your destination, that road is better than pako...


Modify.
I have no idea of the cost of fuel pump for Honda EOD, corolla and camry brand new pump alone cost 10k in market now, Honda EOD should cost less or be same price...

Thank you for the tip boss. Yes i know Akanro side. That pako road no be road, na jungle. Thanks again.

Good morning guys. This hustle been dey test my resolve, but I no go gree...

Base on say I'm a new driver, it's not like work for me, I actually enjoy driving and cruising around.

Also, there are different people for this life. Took 4 clients yesterday.

One was so chill, you will think she is my babe. She sat beside me. We talked and vibed, even sang together. She kept begging me to slow down. Oops sorry, I'm rough rider 😏. When she alight, damn, you need to see big baka. Best ride mate till date.

2nd babe was so helpful. She kept telling me turn right, turn left, go straight, basically she was a map. I gave her 5 star.

3rd babe was straight from hell. Took all my time to come down. When she came outside, instantly I knew these are the ones they talked about on this thread. Meself bone face, Stannin on Business. "I can't enter this car" she Wan cancel. I asked why not ma'am, I been here waiting all day. She said I have to adjust the sit, she is tall, her leg will cramp etc. I told her I'm taller, and I fit perfectly well. She entered. Chewing gum, kpa kpa kpa( I hate that sound) she open that mirrow thing above to comb hair, next thing she break the cover. Only good thing is she smell nice. I give her that.

9 don nack. My phone 10%, for some reason I no see my cord. Oya make I dey go house. I reach lawanson to enter pako to mushin. My motor off, he no start again. Those korope drivers wanted to eat me alive. We push am go one corner, I settle boys. Settle security. Remove battery. I use leg Waka reach house.

This morning rewire tell me I need to change fuel pump. Pls, I need to know the price of fuel pump and fuel gauage for Honda eod(the guage don't work since inception) I usually don't know the level of fuel I got.

Quite lengthy, but I like to write. It's fun. And yall should correct me pls, if you see anything wey I nor do well.

One more thing, I've never carried a guy. All my clients are ladies. Men too Kala, dem dey use leg.

Awa no salary nko??

Who go increase us.