₦airaland Forum

2 hrs keh.

Ta lefe kpa.

After round 2, I carry pad dey play game.

eazzzy1:
She blocked her mother’s slap? how dare she try to kill her mother?

hahahaha..

Best thing I seen on internet this week.

God bless you as you make me laugh.

But I dey cook beans and my gas finish, Chai

Goats. I love to hate on them.

I always make sure I try to kick one whenever we jam...

Tinubu dey vex tho.

Anything wey resemble food will do at the moment.

Chai.. Tinubu do this one fr.

lbrichman2:
I still rate am small Chief
He posted good numbers last season
I think around 22 goals thereabout
So there's a goal scorer in there
He just needs to step up

Any striker that scores that much in a season is definitely not crap.

If he indeed scored that much last season, then he tried. He should aim for more this season too. He is 9ja. I bleed for naija. I wish him more goals for Rangers...

Oboy, I think I will do small abstinence...

I can't deal wit this abeg.

lbrichman2:
This guy should be challenging Osimhen for our top striker position by now..
Sadly he hasn't taken his opportunities
He hasn't done too badly, but he's just not it yet..

Bros, that guy can't challenge nobody. Have you seen how poor he is

I woulda kept it a pet.

BoldBrainz:
You don't know her but just judging by her appearance, you like her already and you're swiftly vomiting nonsense in her support.

Why are some of you Nigerians so credulous and lacking in proper reasoning?

Because her physical appearance appeals to your depraved and perverted brain, she should automatically be given access to grassroot funds.

Betta Edu was Angelic to imbeciles like you until she siphoned over 5 billion naira in less than six months of her becoming a Minister. Yet, your kind will never learn lessons.

Waste of a human being. Finished man!

I'm not angry at you sir, although, I don't take lightly to being insulted unprovoked. The economy is dealing with everyone, nobody is immune.

What I will not do is abuse another man or vent my frustration on another person all because I'm hungry and angry or because things are not going well as planned..

You should always have decorum and be composed expecially in trying times. When you are hungry the most and angry is when you should guard carefully your utterances, you don't know the state and level of the next brother. Also people have killed for less.

Lastly, every one has a right to his/her views. You feel you need to say something, criticize constructively.

Have any kind of weekend you wish a brother.

I don't know her but I like her and will support her already.

This is the kind of people we need in such position.

These are the kind we need that can understand our thinking and thought pattern.

Looking at her picture shows someone we can go to her office and talk or lay complaint.

Not some alhaji wey don pack money sotey belle don big or an ancient man who has lost touch with the recent happenings in the environment.

More of these at the national level.

Nigeria will be great. Amen.

6 children is too much.

Dem just start Sapa.

SmartyPants:
Me too I played with it o. Apparently you may be a well known mumu!

Chai, see casting. Issokay.

Hmm let me play with it.

Thanks Teacher.

TheGoodJoe:
Mainoo is not even as good as a young Foden when it comes to control and cruising skills.

main reason why most people hate on them in competitions. Their pundits are unrealistic...


One day I saw a talk show and a pundit was criticizing a striker. He was so smooth explaining the role of a striker and pointed out everything the said striker did wrong.

When the camera showed the resume of the pundit, alas, he was a striker too back in time. Almost 350 top flight games and he scored less than 50 goals. I just shake head.

Those people, they are something else. Maino can't even lace Foden's shoe.

He should have just sent the 100k to his mum in the first place.

No come here come dey give us sweet story. Mr helper.

Sonnobax15:

Na wa oh......

To think that some people will sell their properties that's worth millions of naira in Nigeria only to japa and go and be living like slaves in another man's country is the last wonder on this earth 🙄

But then again,that box is equivalent to a Nigerian mansion tho

maybe the mansion in your village sir.

BascoVanVeli:
Brazil doesn't pay his salary or assist his goals

him never score 1 goal tho

Cryomancer:
Hmmm... That's very outrageous. I recently got a Taiwan ball joint for 25k. Other Chinese brands and tokunbo even costs less. So I don't know how he's billing you 50k for ball joint.

Since you know he has a knack for inflating prices for you and also profiled you to ba a Yahoo boy, how are you sure you can trust his services enough to be honest with his dealing and he's not in any way doing half works so you can always come back to his shop for repairs.

Think about it Sir, this is enough ground for me to break ties with such a mechanic.

thank you boss. I go check and balance the bros. Thanks a lot sir for the input.

Nomerci:
Na thief he be. How can ball joint for eod be 50k.. ball joint for eod nonpass 20k....dey do egbon dia,make he dey scam u. Ode

Chai, he never reach to abuse me na, ehn senior man. Na why i table the matter come hia na so I go dey guided.

But I no vex, I dey burial dey chop rice. I prefer to be alive and called ode, than be dead and gone.

Peace.

I read Madrid new boy Endrick in an interview picked Jude Bellingham over Neymar

He is currently the butt of jokes in Brazil. Poor boy. No sabi anything. Hahaha.

I don laugh tire.

Me and my guy go chill one day. Him collect money, so we say make we ball small.

Carry babe give me. Me and babe dey and I spank it a little. Babe asked me who give me permission na so Una dey do

Later inside room, after small talk here and there, she said I can't press breast
d Bleep I'm I doing in ur room then

Mtcheww, omo na so I made to leave.

She said my loss, as my guy already paid. I told her she can keep the 10k. Bet9ja Don collect more from me in one day.

Later she asked me to come back. She don't like people to press her breast etc. Blah blah.

Una dey try with rules and regulations on top puzzay.... Me cant.

We make this people larger than they should be.


We need strong institutions, not strong politicians...

Traditionalist nko?

Or na by force to enter church or mosque??

Government of palliatives is an ineffective government.

datola:
Scape goat.

She could not do the craze while in the UK because of the consequences but can do anything because this is Nigeria where any rubish is allowed.

that's my problem in all the issue.

Why reach 9ja before you show your razzness. Why not in saner clime where you will be penalized for it.

Same woman will claim Naija is useless this and that, meanwhile she is the useless entity in 9ja.

Same with my nigga who don't fail to lambast 9ja at any given situation and baba wants to Japa. 2 days ago, we went to eat at an eatery, he causally flinged the bottle water on the street after emptying the content.

I picked it up and told him, he is one of the reason this country is in whatever situation we are in. Can you go to Canada or UK, eat at a restaurant and troway bottle water for road?? He said those aboki will come pick it.

Good morning senior men them.

I been hearing some little noise when I drive (2004 EOD) so I went to my mechanic straight, gave him the keys to observe, make he no be like I dey hear nothing.

He summary concluded it's the ball joint thingy and told me to change it for peace of mind etc.

Now he billing me 50k + and I just wanted to ask if that should be the correct bill.

He is my egbon, but has a knack for inflating price for me small. He say I resemble yahoo.

They always say Nigeria is a lawless country. Meanwhile, she dared not try such rubbish in Europe. She had to touch down 9ja to act her razzness and craze, cuz this is a lawless country.

The people of Nigeria made Nigeria lawless.
The people of Nigeria made Nigeria dirty.
The people of Nigeria made Nigeria corrupt.

So whenever you are going to open mouth and abuse Nigeria, just turn to your neighbor, wife, husband and abuse each other.

O ye of little dickss

Stop giving thyself hope.

If it didn't Big, he didn't Big.

Make peace with your kulikuli.

Small small we are getting there...

He remain all those begi begi for airport, make them sanitize that one.

Then we keep sanitizing, till we can comfortably sanction a local government chairman for not doing our street.

We will get there.

Thank you southi for helping her blow.

No publicity is bad publicity they say.

advanceDNA:
Baba....we cant have it both ways....we either earn a truck load of FX and at the end use it to import fuel and still pay subsidy as exchange rate fluctuates whi h is happening alreadt

Or.... we supply crude to our local refinery and have cheaper fuel for everyone, and reduce fx pressure..... choose ur poison....
..

I choose the latter abeg.

Something gotta give.

Hunger they wire the northerners nowadays.

Usually there is no free money anywhere again. Sapa hold everybody.

Too many idle children and youth.

Inability of farmers to go to farm..

Inability of beggars to see clients who dash free money.

I doubt if anybody get money for sms to vote.