₦airaland Forum

So for newbies like us, shay make we nor fear abi make we start to dey fear...

This one everywhere red.

He long like longer throat.

Na as I dey sit down balance inside plane I go start to dey delete her numba.

This is the bane of our underdevelopment

Wished my old man was still alive.

Just enjoy the moments with loved ones.

Which kain incriminating thread be this.

Anyway, na lie full Nairaland.

May the best lie win the cup.

It's true

Cant relate.


Life's good.

End time dog.

I have reduced my expectations. Can you guys just beat South Africa home and away?? Do only that and we are good.

Hmmm, front what I'm reading here, this one is even terribler than the last match...wow.

Abeg, how many people dey qualify for group?? I hope it's two Sha.

Joebie:
NIgeria is finished!

I'm not watching, but is it that bad??

If to say Glo sure ni, I'd have retired my 2 Mtn as they have done nothing but robbed me in the last one month. But Glo no dey fit turn up.

Imagine collecting 100 lashes of koboko on my bare back..

Dambaroba

I'm important like the pope, I'm a Muslim on Pork.
I'm makavelli offspring, I'm the king of New York.
King of the coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both.

Vinnie2000:
But how come you guys don't reason those Basirat, Kudirat and Munirat Muslim Girls and like IGbos?🤔🤨🤨

Those Girls are very simple minded and Sabi do the thing Well well. 😊🙂🙂

we dey reason them join. I'm a detribalised Nigerian bro. I love igbo, Yoruba, gouda, kanuri, ijaw, efik and so on.

Still love this babe always and forever.


Pinky baby

Vinnie2000:
Most of you Yoruba Boys are obsessed with Ibo Girls.😕😕

Even Olamide those days liked to sing about Chinasa or Chinelo that he banged. 🤨🤨😏

Most of you complain about IGbos but lust after dier Babes!

I dont complain bro.. I love everyone who show love to me

Blitzking:
Ben wey dey go Canada...dey waste time

na true ooo, na Canada my guy Wan go. But after him na me, na our agreements be that.

Omo ibo lo sure ju.


I have uncountable ibo girlfriends. Dem like tall dark Yoruba Guys.

Fire on brother, jaiye ori eee.

Don't forget to eat that puci

I dey wait make my friend Ben first marry first. After him na me. Not me first.

Hope she will marry you? And must be a fargin

Nobody voice here fresh pass my own, so I'm wonder why I dey waste my talk since.

Henceforth, muting things ooo.

You are gay

Stop checking then, check yourself more.

Dem no go see my break light.

The only "Gaza" I know is Olamide badoo's track.

I stopped being a Muslim mainly because of these guys/extremist. Same Allahu Akbar I chant to Baba to bless me is the Same Allahu Akbar boko haram and Hamas chant before beheading/shooting innocent people🤔

Nobody should have the monopoly of violence right? Eye for an Eye. Kill them All. Weather na inside primary school or hospital, just kill all of the dem. Let the blood continue flowing.

I can't see anyone playing football on the road, abi dem no dey do environmental for there??

It is well

Omo if you no help me, I go find another thing do, I no go hold you to it.

Nobody send anybody mama come.