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Mine is in India.

When I went to Punjabi, everybody dey sing. You might be washing plate in your kitchen or doing laundary, one person will just start singing like this and before you know, the whole street don join start dancing and singing.

China nko? Everyday na kungfu.

Small thing like this, fight don start. You wake up in the morning na kungfu. In the evening nko? Na Bruce Lee.

easyfem:
That is 700 pound

nope 1 million naira, nothing consine her with pound na Naija she dey, na naira she dey spend.

TheGoodJoe:
Apart from Portugal, the others are nah.

I want Spain, Italy, Belgium, Argentina, Brazil. Few high profile friendlies.

all these people against uzoho, ah, Abeg please na. Dem go spell Nigeria.

Thank God my eyes were open from any religion scam...

Quite fun.

Streett:
These school fights dey sweet o!
Ah nor lie Bros .. E dey over sweet die 🥺🥺...

Especially make one of the fighters bring ring & Jazz o lord 🤦🏿‍♂️… The atmosphere dey change ….

Na there You go begin dey reason to yourself for your little mind say you self don dey turn adult too be that o … WHAT? 😂…..

Just because you you’re witnessing first hand Violence for the first time in real Time … For your dang little mind 😂😂

Imagine nonsense thought process from your jss1c mind and your ever sweaty brown stained crescent mapping armpit 🤣🤣

Abi Make you come observe say your crush dey look you as you dey make trouble or fight , That feeling is Ultimate fulfillment at that time too …. You are THOR for that moment forget your whitened harmattan scaly legs 😂🤣

I remember one girl for my class , she beat me .. shame wan kill me .. But she too strong , Her legs so damn thick and her boobies bulky looking heavy Af …(A few times I’d fantasize squeezing them so hard back at home after school hours though)…….
And we was in jss1 wtf … she too damn strong to be in jss1 Yo .. who allowed it , I felt roughly abused! She pound me taya I no even fit report to teacher !

Obiageli too strong abegg and I’m sure she owns a farm 😔 😢 😢…..

Inter house sports fights naim dey sweet pass and e dey bloody especially if na Boys School… Boys prefect sef dey always dey collect steady …

I miss my school … Osadenis High School Asaba, Both students o, staffs to Bursars o ..Teachers to VP o … All of dem dey collect some once in a while gbas gbos during inter house sports in different ways and mediums depending on Wetin don sup… 🤓


Once watched our Bursars car pushed down a slope … And na so the thing dey sweet us we begin dey shout dey scream with Love Joy and Gladness in our smithereen minds 😂😂


…Him deserve an sha! He’s too wicked and very short ….Always sneaking up on us during exams to call us out for Development Levy Fees 😢…. Why always during exams why why 😢😢

Development Levy Kee You there… Always showing up in the middle of our exam malpractice 🤦🏿‍♂️😥😥…..

Yes na… 😋
we carry expo too, we dey run that wan Normal
—- that wan self dey ….. normal level once once 🤓😋




School Fight dey sweet abegg abegg 🥺

#Adventures Of Souza, I miss that Book 🥲….Abegg If You get the pdf file or link to read from hit me up … I’d be grateful 🙏🏾

Needa kush & connect to a Phase in childhood fantasy, reading that Novel 🙃

Me & Novels used to be Lovers before my Innocence got yanked right off with its veiny roots hangin out !!! 🤦🏿‍♂️😂

damn, I enjoyed your post like hot beans. Damn. I dey follow you straight.

dfrost:
Ajumoni? 🤣😂 Isolo axis repping.

straight up boss.

I hail.

Hmmm, I'm enjoying this discussion.

Muslim things tire me

Normal level for public schools.

Our own na just after the last exams..

It's a large complex with about 4 different senior secondary school and 2 primary ones.

We must fight. Something must happen, pent up anger must bust, person head must tear, girls must shout, supporters club must jubilate, then rumour must spread...

One time I was going home and Ajumoni boys crossed me, wielding sticks and whatever, I just laugh. Two of my teammates where in the group, Matthew and Fatai.

So yall gon let them beat me up cuz I'm wearing a different uniform

7 is my number, so I'd just wait for iPhone 17

See as that one clutch that bread, he don tey wey the wahrah chop.

Make God try help them.

Sleeping outside in the open on cardboard papers, with no ounce of dignity and other people walk by and spit.

I can accept if you are from Gaza or that axis, but, actively left Naija and be a nuisance like that, mehn, may God help you find what you looking.

Haaaaa

Barack O grin.

Rip.

Beans ooo

Nothing but beans.

princeabdul:
smh, he's good don't be blinded by hatred.

it's not hatred, he is not good.

What is wrong with all these people?

What type of nonsense rubbish is this? And why there so much strange news from ogun state.

And why is the man head and color like that?

AliEzeOlu:
Op really sounds like a good lady who feels let down by a friend she took as a sister. I perfectly understand how you feel. Please just forgive that friend of yours. But don't you ever forget this betrayal she's caused you.

Hopefully, soon, you shall have your own biological kids to send around. Much love dear.

wow, I read everything from beginning to this part, men, different opinions, different mindset, different style. Everybodys input was actually okay. I can understand from both sides.

I'm very big on loyalty, and I side with OP and I feel that's what pained OP. I ride for my niggas, you gotta ride for me too.

And I'm sure OP knows she instructed that girl not to come that day...

I learnt another thing today by reading the comments.. Lol.. don't do too much

Ahmed0336:
This post reminds me of what a friend told me about his past.
He had a fiancée whom he had finished paying her dowry.
She visited uninvited from the state where she resides to where he was then only to meet him on top of a lady
He wasn't aware of her presence,only for him to realise after Cumming that she's sitting, watching them.
He was so shocked and confused but she was calm. She now asked them if they were through that she'd want to wash the bedsheet
After seeing the other lady off, his fiancée washed the bedsheet and even prepared pounded yam without showing any sign of anger.


My people my people, because of his fiancée reaction, HE REFUSED TO MARRY HER.

That she's capable of murder

no be me go chop that kain pounded yam.

Damn, that look.

She ain't never gonn buy nothing you got for sale.

Thats some real see-through look. More like, "try me" nigga

Ebukacute:
See lamba

no be lamba Ajeh.

Abeg make nobody else quote that thing. He long die. Na now I dey see am.

jamesversion:
He mustn't be told na. So who him wan remain the girl for nau?

After knacking her left and right, you say make another person marry.

I no trust that guy. Infact, guy, if you leave that girl and you nor marry am, something will do you ni.

200 level, lead hostel. Tanke.



Exam hall, soc 217, I don copy person tire, so I relax. But I keep observing one babe, she no dey write anything and not even trying.

You know that 30 minutes more and everybody trying to finish up, so I whispered, how far, which one you dey do? She shrugged, like this I don't care something, even me surprised.

So she lift her booklet and I saw she only wrote the questions, nothing more.

We swapped, and I helped her download from the guy beside me. We met outside hall, talk small, bought egg roll etc, you know the drill.

I dropped my phone inside person bag before we enter hall, we see the person we no see bag. This girl waited with me till evening, we left together...

Around 10pm, she called, say make we go night class together, say she dey on her way, make I jam am for school. I told her to meet me at the junction I dropped instead and we'd go together.

I jam am for junction, she asked, where my bag? Oh, it's at home, just down the street.

We got home, initially she stood, wanting me pick my books and get gone but I told her, nobody dey go night class by 10pm na, 11 or 11:30 boys go dey fall in.

We bleeped, I did maybe like 4 - 5 minutes. Later she said I bleeped like an old man

Watchu mean I was being respectful, we just met blah blah. She told me, if I gotta Bleep someone, Bleep her like crazy, damn. For real??

If you know ilorin, he dey always Hot. So we moved bed outside, just behind the window of my neighbor. To be honest, I just wanted to cuddle under the wrapper and shii.

Then she started, twirling like snake(that's her sex move)using her tongue to touch my ear, licking my nipple, I be like, yuh! there's some two girls behind this window and they gon see things.

Then she climbed me, remove her top, bare breast. She said, let them see.

I was really not comfortable tbh, but that "old man shii" she said earlier got me embarrassed, then and there we bleeped again, this time I try small, and I go harder, and she was a moaner. I keep using my hand to suppress her chants. Damn. That girl na case..

I ain't never seen a girl so uninterested in school work. She just love to bleep. She 18 or 19 but that girl don go far inside life. Drug, sex, smoke . She know many people, she always has money. She always buy item7(popular eatery) come my hostel. My guys like her, she always bring smoke and pills. She sure.

Oh, 1 time I travelled home to lag, she also came to Lagos. As a mushin boy, I took her to inside ghetto (akala) omo, like 3 different bahd guys na him dey greet am. That day I was so mad, whaaat dem know you for here too??

Op you dey crase oo, what do you think we are on this space

Park jeep dey beg you, on top bike. You are a phantom liar.

adefitim:
Just like this 24 years old small size wey Dey come my house steadily.... Every visit goes with serious knacking no dulling

pls ensure you marry that girl abeg, she's you soul mate.

It is written.

gentposh:
I stopped playing betnaija this year...

I still can't believe it but the urge is gone for ever.

Since this year no woman have been to my apartment. I made up my mind that the next woman to see the four corners of my apartment would be my wife... It's been so

I also started talking less and doing more

wow commendable. I go like try this kain thing.

Abeg make my mom never die but have a long life abeg.

Iya ni iyami. Afusatu Oladoyinbo

All of you are working together.

That I'm so sure of.

Eiya.

Dem don give you free transfer.

Anyway, quickly repent for tomorrow might be late.

I have Oraimo and they good yeah.


The real MVP is your Boyfriend tho, cherish that nigga always.