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Maybe the Bridegroom did not brush his teeth even though she told him to do so.Jst saying

Op

OMG!! Her mouth shape looks like that of a girl dat jst sucked a joystick and does not want to swallow the cum.....If datz the case,pls tell her dat itz Protein.

ikbnice:
nd you didnt know how to create a thread o. DO YOU?

Chill dude,I typed dis points frm No. 1 to 10 and then clicked submit.The next thing I saw was a mistake has occured bla bla bla....so I decided to try creating a new but short topic.So u can call dat a sample jst 2 knw what went wrong the first time....I'm sorry it got ur attention.Do u mind tell me how to use emoticons??

ikbnice:
nd you didnt know how to create a thread o. DO YOU?

Chill dude,I typed dis points frm No. 1 to 10 and then clicked submit.The next I saw was a mistake has occured bla bla bla....so I decided to try creating a new but short topic.So u can call dat a sample jst 2 knw what went wrong the first time....I'm sorry it got ur attention.Do u mind tell me how to use emoticons??

These are some of the attitudes girls display when it's their first time with a new guy.Here we go....

1.The Guilty
It's funny after the first time with some ladies the next thing you get is this kind of guity face from them.As if after the deflower
episode that was the second time.Don't be deceived.

2. The ashamed
These set of ladies will immediately feel ashamed after the deed is done.It doesn't matter whether she was the one calling the shots during pre-intimacy.This is common among the religiously brought up ladies.Funny enough,their demand will increase afterwards.

3.The blamer
These are the girls that start to blame the guy about what just happened.Even though she was the one that invited him,locked the door and even did one or two things to fast track the whole process.She would start saying"I told you no sex till marriage....why did you do this to me??Why??!!!.My guy,she's trying to save her face so that she won't appear too cheap.Deep down,she wants another round.

4. The Story Teller
Without asking them anything,they will start telling you how they got deflowered by a close son of a family friend or how they were working out or riding on a horse and blood started coming out of their private part etc This is what you hear from those saint looking girls who felt they have disappointed their guy with what he met down there.

5. The Cry Cry
After the main activity,the next thing is to start crying.You ask them what happened?No answer,Was it painful?No answer,Do you want more?No answer....Niggas,don't be afraid....jst find her way to lay her back on the bed and give her again.She will answer your earlier questions with her moaning.....Trust me.

6. The untruthful
She would be telling you nobody has ever handled her the way you did.She looks at you straight in the eye and says "You are the best"Don't be fooled datz exactly what she said to the last guy.It's her slogan.

7. The fearless
This one will even challenge your ability of going one more round after seven rounds.She won't hide her feelings that you are not satisfactory enough.She will position herself again and tell you "so you are not strong".

8. The unsatisfactory type
No matter how many rounds you go with this type they will still ask you "Can we do it one more time?" she will keep asking you till your joystick is not even as big as your thumb.For these ones,you are in danger cos if you leave her like,she will tell her friends that you are not man enough.

9. The Questionnaire
They will start asking questions like "Do you think what we just did is right in the eyes of the Lord? Don't you think we have sinned? What if this results into pregnancy? Do you still love me? Will this not make you leave me? Should we confess to our Pastor?.If a girl start asking you (Jamb) questions like this her conscience may take over at anytime.If you don't want her to let the cat out of the bag,you need a nice and well-prepared convincing speech to assure her that All is Well.

10. The Promise lovers
The last but not the least.These girls will tell you to make promises you can fulfill and the ones you can't fulfill e.g Promise me this would be the first and the last time it would ever happen between us,Promise me you would make an honest woman out of me,Promise me you will never do this with another girl.Note:If you make the last two promises,she would be the initiator henceforth.

Feel free to add yours

Can someone please tell me how create a new topic on Nairaland.

amtaken:
To God be all glory.

See how this one is bringing up Tribal Differences even on social media


When exactly will u realise dat whether Igbo,Yoruba or Hausa....we are all NIGERIANS

ikbnice:
I found out about him while watching Merlin. I use to read about cast.

Clap for yasef

C'mon,Itz jst d bra......Op are u a learner?? I'm disappointed

I'm very sure dat will be her xmas Dress....Congrats

I can't believe dat dude is okay wit his face hidden
~looks up towards the sky~ o Lord,I dnt want a girl dat will hide my light under a bushel.

noetic5:
no HIT

U mean......No song,No talent

[quote author=ReabridCharles post=46502885]That's the reason I like BINGO.

Bone no fit kill bingo. E never see bone chop na the one to kill am go come kill am.

Bingo will not die. Bingos are the only dogs that outlive der owners.

Wanna know how I knew? Ask my father, he had a BINGO[/quote

Why do I get this kind of feeling dat u are d BINGO

Bgorgeous:
her name is Queen Nwokoye

Can you give me her nomba?

Her head looks too small for her body.......maybe I'm jst over-analyzing

Who virginity epp?? There are many types of virgins tho

Lol.....Brain verification

08109761955

As funny as dis thread is,it turned into a sad story for me wen I realized dat I've not gotten an admission yet.

Beautifulsarah:
Scam Alert

Gosh!!! ur frontline can turn a fasting muslim into a sinner.....anyway Nice boobs@Dp

08109761955

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Shey na borbi dis one wan take sing??

someone needs to tell her there are more artistes in Naija dat can be studied

Her mouth shld be investigated for being too"loose" jst saying

Dude,I would love 2 see a list of male actors like dis one(not those in d 90s)

Meanwhile,Adesua Etomi and Omoni Oboli looks really nice....bt Chika Ike is d bomb!!!

Dude,I would love 2 see a list of male actors like dis one(not those in d 90s)

Meanwhile,Adesua Etomi and Chika Ike looks really nice....bt Chika Ike is d bomb!!!