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**WTF** Dat guy is suffering frm inferiority complex....

OMG!!! She's the BOMB!!! Meek Mill,dat nig** is soo in there.

OMG!!! She's the BOMB!!! Meek Mill dat nigga is soo in there.

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Pls,jst tell me if it's good news or bad news. If this means Naire has been devalued,is it to a very low level

smallJagaban:
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY YORUBA IS DOMINATING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY?

Bloody Tribalist!!!!!

24.There are people who are sexually attracted to objects.

25.What you know as the center of gravity was once called the Whipple Tickle

26.There's a fetish called formichophillia,in which people have insect crawl over their genitals for sexual pleasure.

27.Some scientists claim masturbation can help fight depression since the body releases endorphins at the moment of climax.

28.51% of men and 43% of women have had MouthAction.

29.Vaginas have the same natural lubricant that sharks have in their livers.The chemical is called squalene.

30.Studies have shown that pornagraphy is a cause of erectile dysfunction in men under 40.

31.The vagina can fall out it's called pelvic organ prolapse.

32.Orgasms can prolong your life.

11.Drinking pineapple juice and other citrusy fruits may modify the taste of semen.

12.Ejaculation is a great solution to nasal congestion.

13.The vibrator was invented to reduce 'hysteria' in the 19th century.

14.A man's orgasm lasts,on average,about 22 seconds.

15.A woman's orgasm lasts,on average about 18 seconds.

16.It's hard to pee after sex because of an antidiuretc hormone that prevents urine.

17.Pheromones in celery not only cause arousal in men,they also make men more attractive to women.

18. Having sex can improve your sleep cycle,lower your blood pressure and ease stress.

19.In 1850 B.C,the ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as contraceptive.

20.A heart rate can average between 140 and 180 bpm during orgasm.

21.According to CDC,44% of men and 36% of women have tried anal sex at least once.

22.The average vagina is 3 to 4 inches long and it can double in size during arousal.

23.There are more than 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris.

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When it comes to sex,most people think they know all about getting it on,but chances are,they don't know as much as they think they do.You might be a master in the act but you surely don't know about the facts.


People take sex so seriously that they only focus on the act and anything other than that doesn't really seem important.Interestingly,there are some facts you probably didn't know about sex.

These 32 facts about sex will definitely blow your mind.....

1.Sex works as a painkiller,especially with headaches.So brothers and sisters,if you run out of meds or you don't feel like taking pills...jst grab your partner and thank me later.

2. Semen can be used as a face cream to help fight wrinckles and prevent acne.Now that's mind-blowing.Imagine rubbing semen on your face.

3.There are about 250 million sperm in a teaspoon of semen.No wonder some girl get Pregnant after one round.For example Burna Boy and Uju Stella.

4.It's estimated that a man will produce 14 gallons of semen in his lifetime.Don't ask me I'm not sure if I've produced up to 1 gallon.

5.A man ejaculates at an average speed of 28 mph.

6.The average size of a man's penis is 5 to 7 inches when erect.If your Penis is not up to that you should consider taking enlargement pills.

7.The average size of a flacid penis(not hard) is 3.89 inches.

8.It's said that on average,men have 11 erections a day.

9.The testes increase 50% in size during sex. that's true.

10.There are 5 to 25 calories in a teaspoon of semen.That is,sex can also burn calories.

RIP

Dude,Why give a bitch ur HEART wen she'd rather have a D**K...These hoes aint LOYAL

Dude,Why give a bitch ur HEART wen she'd rather have a D**K....These hoes aint LOYAL.

Y'all got it wrong jhor Girl:Dis boy do u really think u can handle me?

Guylooks surprused) are u kidding me?....oya come and see wetin I carry

Pulls down trousers

Girl:Se epon niyen!!!!

Great!! Jst wen I thot I had seen it all How dis one take consign us na??

Of course you can become the President of Nigeria if you want but dat would be in the next life obviously.

I was nt interested in this interview at first,the part that got me was when she said she would like to leave a good legacy behind for her son.What kind of legacy can she leave behind if not broken marriage,intolerance and spilling dirty secret abt her spouse? Not to mention frustrating her hubby to the point of suicide and of course being a Doro-giver.

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Maybe the Bridegroom did not brush his teeth even though she told him to do so.Jst saying

Op

OMG!! Her mouth shape looks like that of a girl dat jst sucked a joystick and does not want to swallow the cum.....If datz the case,pls tell her dat itz Protein.

ikbnice:
nd you didnt know how to create a thread o. DO YOU?

Chill dude,I typed dis points frm No. 1 to 10 and then clicked submit.The next thing I saw was a mistake has occured bla bla bla....so I decided to try creating a new but short topic.So u can call dat a sample jst 2 knw what went wrong the first time....I'm sorry it got ur attention.Do u mind tell me how to use emoticons??

ikbnice:
nd you didnt know how to create a thread o. DO YOU?

Chill dude,I typed dis points frm No. 1 to 10 and then clicked submit.The next I saw was a mistake has occured bla bla bla....so I decided to try creating a new but short topic.So u can call dat a sample jst 2 knw what went wrong the first time....I'm sorry it got ur attention.Do u mind tell me how to use emoticons??

These are some of the attitudes girls display when it's their first time with a new guy.Here we go....

1.The Guilty
It's funny after the first time with some ladies the next thing you get is this kind of guity face from them.As if after the deflower
episode that was the second time.Don't be deceived.

2. The ashamed
These set of ladies will immediately feel ashamed after the deed is done.It doesn't matter whether she was the one calling the shots during pre-intimacy.This is common among the religiously brought up ladies.Funny enough,their demand will increase afterwards.

3.The blamer
These are the girls that start to blame the guy about what just happened.Even though she was the one that invited him,locked the door and even did one or two things to fast track the whole process.She would start saying"I told you no sex till marriage....why did you do this to me??Why??!!!.My guy,she's trying to save her face so that she won't appear too cheap.Deep down,she wants another round.

4. The Story Teller
Without asking them anything,they will start telling you how they got deflowered by a close son of a family friend or how they were working out or riding on a horse and blood started coming out of their private part etc This is what you hear from those saint looking girls who felt they have disappointed their guy with what he met down there.

5. The Cry Cry
After the main activity,the next thing is to start crying.You ask them what happened?No answer,Was it painful?No answer,Do you want more?No answer....Niggas,don't be afraid....jst find her way to lay her back on the bed and give her again.She will answer your earlier questions with her moaning.....Trust me.

6. The untruthful
She would be telling you nobody has ever handled her the way you did.She looks at you straight in the eye and says "You are the best"Don't be fooled datz exactly what she said to the last guy.It's her slogan.

7. The fearless
This one will even challenge your ability of going one more round after seven rounds.She won't hide her feelings that you are not satisfactory enough.She will position herself again and tell you "so you are not strong".

8. The unsatisfactory type
No matter how many rounds you go with this type they will still ask you "Can we do it one more time?" she will keep asking you till your joystick is not even as big as your thumb.For these ones,you are in danger cos if you leave her like,she will tell her friends that you are not man enough.

9. The Questionnaire
They will start asking questions like "Do you think what we just did is right in the eyes of the Lord? Don't you think we have sinned? What if this results into pregnancy? Do you still love me? Will this not make you leave me? Should we confess to our Pastor?.If a girl start asking you (Jamb) questions like this her conscience may take over at anytime.If you don't want her to let the cat out of the bag,you need a nice and well-prepared convincing speech to assure her that All is Well.

10. The Promise lovers
The last but not the least.These girls will tell you to make promises you can fulfill and the ones you can't fulfill e.g Promise me this would be the first and the last time it would ever happen between us,Promise me you would make an honest woman out of me,Promise me you will never do this with another girl.Note:If you make the last two promises,she would be the initiator henceforth.

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