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Romance › Why There Is Power In Sex by starlight101(op): 9:02pm On May 28, 2015

POWER OF SEX
1. It makes u religious: "oh God, yes oh my
God, jeeessussss".
2. It gives u, ur 1st singing lesson:
"mmmmm, owwwww,awwhh".
3. It makes u a natural competitor: "fast,
faster, faster,faster"
4. U announce ur own obituary: "yeee ah! Ur
killing me, am dying, oh am finished, gosh!
am dead"
5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: "scatter
it, destroy it, dont have mercy just tear it"
6. It makes u respectful: "give it to me plz,plz
am begging plz plz, plz".
7.It brings out the loyalty in u: "i luv u, u arè
d owner, no1 else, u are d best".
8. It turns some into beggers: "oh yea please
dont stop, dont stop just continue please".
9. They answer the call of your ancestors way
nobody else go hear except you: "yes am
cuming, am cooooomming,
20 mins · Edited · Friends

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Conducting Buhari Round Aso-Villa (Photos) by starlight101(m): 4:32pm On May 28, 2015

ferhyntorlah:
Who am I?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 4:13pm On May 28, 2015

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welcome

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 3:13pm On May 28, 2015

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Igwe chinwendu Beatrice Abia state polytechnic Otm 2014

welcome

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 3:11pm On May 28, 2015

hadassaheke:
Abeg tel am mk him increase allawi, corpers need money o........gud day pple Greatest FUTOITES!!!!

ok. Hope 70k don do?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 2:36pm On May 28, 2015

hilsocial:
Hahaha. De never submit names na.

u no go understand my blood dey hot

Politics › Re: Say Good Bye To Goodluck Jonathan In Your Way by starlight101(m): 2:28pm On May 28, 2015

indiraserv:
Goodbye Jonathan!
You came !
You saw!
And you left things worse than you met them
Parting shot,learn to take responsibilities for your actions or inactions as a leader and stop passing the buck and playing the victim!

Indiraserv

u no get sense simple

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 2:26pm On May 28, 2015

hilsocial:
Wait o, if he does shift camp cm July den i go believe u.

june self

Politics › Re: Jonathan Conducting Buhari Round Aso-Villa (Photos) by starlight101(m): 2:07pm On May 28, 2015

thank you gej for everything, GMB i never supported u during d election but who are my? To stop ur victory!! God took u there if u rule us well u will be remembered as a hero If u dont rule us i swaer wetin GEJ see na child play compare to wat will happen to u i rest my case

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 1:58pm On May 28, 2015

hilsocial:
If all of us now gather beat u, de go say na jungle justice. Anyway, if u get Liver talk dat tin again 2mrw afternoon, i go report u to GMB.

hahaha Gmb go apoint me DG of nysc from tomorrow

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 12:59pm On May 28, 2015

Stancity:
Go and come back to receive your strokes of cane....

Stancity:
Go and come back to receive your strokes of cane....

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 12:40pm On May 28, 2015

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Jokes Etc › Re: A Guys Facebook Friend Request Appreciation Comment (snap Shot) by starlight101(m): 9:04pm On May 27, 2015

Chillext:
lol, at least one comment, shame to viewers

make i help u comment

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 9:00pm On May 27, 2015

Stancity:
For your mind u won bribe me

lol

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 8:39pm On May 27, 2015

when you go to the hospital & you see some cute nurses,to fall sick go dey hungry you.

Babatawa 2el Stancity I dey hail una with my 2000litre of fuel

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 1:53pm On May 26, 2015

2el:
They will before June runs out

hope soon

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 9:55pm On May 25, 2015

hola106:
Team B15 rep OOU historian .....

welcome bro becareful of babatawa and Ayima dont say i didnt tell u

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Let Your Dad See Your Wife's Private Body? by starlight101(m): 9:39pm On May 25, 2015

prettythicksme:
No big deal as long as d guy is going to b there during d treatment cos some father in-law can b so desperate!

yea u on point my pretty angel

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 9:33pm On May 25, 2015

chikaodili345:
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

chika odili people who bear this name are beautiful hope u are infact upload ya pix ma see

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 9:31pm On May 25, 2015

Ayima:
I have always been popular, that's how i was my departmental president.

clap for urself cry

Ayima:
I have always been popular, that's how i was my departmental president.

clap for urself

Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah To The Rescue; To Release 13 Million Litres Of Fuel Tonight by starlight101(m): 5:06am On May 25, 2015

Great news thank u Mr ubah nigeria president 2019

Politics › Re: Jang: "I Will Leave Office As Nigeria’s Poorest Governor by starlight101(m): 5:00am On May 25, 2015

abdulhadi101:
G

G for goat are u a goat??

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Politics › Re: frustrated chinese Man Seats On The Ground In Filling Station. by starlight101(m): 4:53am On May 25, 2015

bakila:
Dont spoil you beauty with that, the man was fired by Nigerians already. All the fools here that fail to see the havoc he is still wrecking to country should be visited with such koboko on their buttockks.
Have a lovely day.

sharrappp all this are all propaganda

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Pastor Arrested With Tons Of Drugs At Airport by starlight101(m): 4:51am On May 25, 2015

God have mercy

Politics › Re: Pray More For Buhari, Jonathan Urges Nigerians by starlight101(m): 4:49am On May 25, 2015

trwill0412:
Wetin concern you! Sebi you don show ya self by looking away from the economy you crippled with all of your wrong decisions , Jonathan abeg park well, keep your useless words to yourself !

y naa?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 4:47am On May 25, 2015

Good morning to all team b15 have a wonderful week ahead

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 4:46am On May 25, 2015

Neduzze5:
Yeah... A petrol tanker filled with water!!

lol

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Pulls 34 Generals Out Of Service by starlight101(m): 7:57pm On May 22, 2015

CR77:
.

stop dat

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Pulls 34 Generals Out Of Service by starlight101(m): 7:56pm On May 22, 2015

Hmmmm smell something fishy

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Education › Re: This Will Surely Make Ur Day (PHOTOS) by starlight101(m): 7:49pm On May 22, 2015

izuch:
I dailed the number and a husky male voice answered on the other side, so its a matured man that wrote this rubbish huh?

y u dial d number na u steal d phone?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:37pm On May 22, 2015

babatawa:
Abeg No vex, na miccoy head i bin dey aim for
and we nur get any medical personnel for thread

i no gree

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