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 NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:35pm On May 22, 2015 |
Stupid wife
In an oil company, this man was about to
receive a
contract
of N30 million when his wife
called him on phone.
(On phone)
Wife, wooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for
you,
I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call you back, I'm
about to
receive a contract of N30 million
Wife: Darling it's a good news but this one is
very urgent
pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to....
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST
ME
Husband: em, pls my wife just called me for
an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come back
quick.
Company: Well, if you leave. I'm afraid of
what might
happen to d contract,
The man quickly went home.
Husband: (seriously sweating) honey why dis
urgent
surprise,
when I was about to receive a contract worth
30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God
has finally
answered our prayers,
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,
if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have
disturbed u in ur
contract.
Husband: wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (being happy)
Honey, I can't believe this, u know we have
have been
praying for over 6 months now and
God has finally answered us,
That Big rat that always didturb us in the
kitchen
is finally dead,
I called u to come and remove it, you know I'm
afraid of
touching rats.?
what will u do? 1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:29pm On May 22, 2015 |
babatawa:you don break my head :' |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:27pm On May 22, 2015 |
shawwal1:listening to skales ft davido |
| Romance › Re: Pics: Indian Woman Gave Birth To Eleven Children At The Same Time by starlight101(m): 7:24pm On May 22, 2015 |
God is great. If na true sha!! |
| Politics › Re: The King Of Otuoke Welcomes GEJ Trekker 'oladele John Nihi' by starlight101(m): 7:22pm On May 22, 2015 |
Taylor86:hmmmm |
| Celebrities › Re: Sophie Momodu: Photos Of Davido’s Babymama by starlight101(m): 7:20pm On May 22, 2015 |
Sijo01:ok girl |
| Celebrities › Re: Sophie Momodu: Photos Of Davido’s Babymama by starlight101(m): 7:16pm On May 22, 2015 |
Sijo01:you to go do the same If u dey her shoe, u go even born twins join |
| Celebrities › Re: Sophie Momodu: Photos Of Davido’s Babymama by starlight101(m): 7:14pm On May 22, 2015 |
CR77:jeolousy i guess? |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 7:12pm On May 22, 2015 |
Good evenin my prospectives team b15 hope u guys are having fun Tgif# |
| Celebrities › Re: Village Headmaster Actor Femi Robinson Is Dead by starlight101(m): 7:15am On May 21, 2015 |
Rip |
| Celebrities › Re: Check Out Adorable Photo Of Actor Nkem Owoh & His Daughters by starlight101(m): 7:14am On May 21, 2015 |
Nice pix but the other girl in dat right sha resemble vilage girl |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos: Hausa Community In Ekiti State Attacked by starlight101(m): 7:10am On May 21, 2015 |
obontami:were u keep ur sense? |
| Politics › Re: Photos From Apc's Governors' Pre-inauguration Retreat In Abuja by starlight101(m): 7:07am On May 21, 2015 |
I pray u guys perform is not all about innauguration |
| Politics › Re: I Conceded Defeat To Prevent Crisis – Jonathan (punch) by starlight101(m): 7:04am On May 21, 2015 |
YOU ARE A LEGEND 8 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Dangote Never Dated Sylvia Nduka by starlight101(m): 6:56am On May 21, 2015 |
Girls and greedyness self |
| Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Woman Gets $7 Million Grant From World Bank by starlight101(m): 6:55am On May 21, 2015 |
Hmmmm |
| Politics › Re: BBC & DailyMail Apologize About Nigerian Restaurant Serving Human Flesh Story by starlight101(m): 6:53am On May 21, 2015 |
They should be sued to court |
| Politics › Re: Ambode Pays VP-Elect, Osinbajo A Congratulatory Visit in Abuja (Photos) by starlight101(m): 6:52am On May 21, 2015 |
Wow thats great winners |
| Politics › Re: I Resigned As PDP Bot Chair To Allow Jonathan Take Over – Tony Anenih by starlight101(m): 6:51am On May 21, 2015 |
Good luck Jonathan my legend |
| Politics › Re: Impeachment Plot Against Governor Aliyu Stopped by starlight101(m): 6:49am On May 21, 2015 |
fpeter:you cares for commenting |
| Politics › Re: Impeachment Plot Against Governor Aliyu Stopped by starlight101(m): 6:48am On May 21, 2015 |
nwafuluozoh:hmmmm |
| NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by starlight101(m): 8:48pm On May 20, 2015 |
Hi guys am victor by name
Studied marketing
@fed polytechnic bauchi
Graduated last
Team b15
Any information yet about the TT? |
