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CrimeRe: Covid-19 Lockdown: Lagos Unrest, As Residents Live In Fear Of Hoodlums by StarUp: 3:41pm On Apr 12, 2020
Hmmmmnnn.

Car TalkRe: Innoson Shares 1000 Bags Of Rice, Gifts Anambra An Ambulance- PICTURES by StarUp: 2:43pm On Apr 12, 2020
Since Innoson is sharing bags of rice let me just finish the one in my mother's pot then...

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Gifts N100k To Elderly Woman Who Offered Sex For N500 (Photos, Video) by StarUp: 2:38pm On Apr 12, 2020
Sex for 500?
100k na 200 rounds be that o...Don J, how far?
grin
Christianity EtcRe: How Big Brands Are Celebrating Easter Using Creative Designs by StarUp: 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2020
Meanwhile...

Christianity EtcRe: The Key To Be Eligible For Ressurection To Live Forever Like Jesus Christ by StarUp: 11:10am On Apr 12, 2020
Happy Easter...Meanwhile...

Christianity EtcRe: Lessons And Benefits Of The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ by StarUp: 11:07am On Apr 12, 2020
Thank you...meanwhile...

CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Gift 100k To Woman Who Offered Herself For N500 by StarUp: 3:31am On Apr 12, 2020
Konji been the hold the woman before the lockdown... Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
HealthRe: What Semen Is Made Of: Why A Man Should Stop Masturbation In 2020 by StarUp:
Some nairalanders with will not like this your talk o grin

Seun has breeded chronic masturbators here and that's why they only focus on tribal sentiments because the nutrients that will make their brains function effectively have been masturbated away...
HealthRe: FCT Discharges 4 More Coronavirus Patients by StarUp: 3:23pm On Apr 11, 2020
Corona Virusssssss(in Cardi B's voice)

RomanceRe: Why Do Married Couples Have Their Partner's Nude Pictures On Their Phone? by StarUp:
Just know that any man with his wife's nude on his phone has always been a nairaland Vaseline crew member long before he got married.

If the wife has her husband's nude, she had also long been a nairaland cucumber crew member long before she got married.

By their fruits you shall know them.
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by StarUp:
I knew it would finally result to this...is it not Lagos again? You collect work from agbero and conductor hand because of lockdown, dem go find gun enter street na.

Make everybody just buy their guns for self defence.
CelebritiesRe: Inside Drake's $100m Mansion In Toronto Where He Is Self Isolating (photos) by StarUp:
One of two things will later happen:

1. He will struggle to sell the house when he eventually gets broke (as they always do).

2. He will leave behind liability for others to maintain in the coming years due to shame of selling off the house.

HealthRe: COVID-19: Boss Mustapha Reverses Self, Says He's Aware Of Poor Healthcare System by StarUp: 8:08pm On Apr 10, 2020
Looks like he was initially...

HealthRe: Nursing Mother Commits Suicide In Uyo Over Pressure From Husband by StarUp:
Sniper... Killing people since 2013.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Government Begins House-to-house Sharing Of Stimulus Package To The Aged by StarUp: 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2020
From the size of that bag I can tell that it's a real stimulus package...to stimulate more hunger after the food finish.

Una try small sha...at-all-at-all naim bad pass.
TravelRe: My Street Response to Abuja Covid 19 Lockdown (photos) by StarUp: 6:06pm On Apr 10, 2020
Forex360:
What is the meaning of FTC?
First To Comment (FTC)
TravelRe: My Street Response to Abuja Covid 19 Lockdown (photos) by StarUp:
I just woke up from sleep, logged into nairaland and gbam I became FTC grin

I want to dedicate this FTC to:

1. My landlord who gave me a house even when he knew I was not going to pay subsequent rents grin

2. My neighbours who have had to put up with my loud music over the years cool

3. To the police checkpoints in my area who always allow me drive pass despite the lockdown cheesy

4. To all those who have obeyed government regulations by staying indoors and doing something crazy with their time wink

And to all lazy employees as well as those who hate their jobs, just know that God answered our prayers by giving us a cogent reason not to go to the office...enjoy while it lasts grin grin

AgricultureRe: 12 Cattle Die In Kogi While Grazing by StarUp: 9:16pm On Apr 09, 2020
Bubu will not like this... His boy (Yahaya) will have to cook up a believable story to pacify him otherwise "Herdsmen" will come back for return match soon.
PoliticsRe: Dantata & Sawoe Donates 500 Bags Of Rice, 1500 Cartons Of Macaroni To Niger by StarUp: 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2020
Northerners are always wiser than Southerners... This is what Davido's father and the rest should have done for their people instead of giving politicians money to loot.
WebmastersRe: Facebook Group Of 545k Members For Sale by StarUp: 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2020
pelumi2tu:
20k
Gerarahere...3k
PoliticsRe: Corruption At NDDC: Rodnab, Akpabio And The N16 Billion NDDC Contract by StarUp: 8:07pm On Apr 09, 2020
You people should be disturbing yourselves there... The cabal that put Akpabio there knows that he can deliver returns that's why.
HealthRe: How I Survived A Super Contagious Viral Infection by StarUp: 7:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
The summary of it all is that OP contracted Covid19, spread it to others and they all got healing without visiting NCDC... Is God not wonderful? grin
PoliticsRe: FG To Pay For Free Power Supply, Says Discos by StarUp:
Another avenue to loot for two straight months... You will soon hear that they paid 298billion naira as light bill for two months...

Meanwhile Abba Kyari will be frantically calling from his sick bed for them to keep his share...

They will sell this country before the end of this Corona pandemic.
grin

RomanceRe: I Caught My Husband Several Times Sleeping With His Female Members –pastors Wife by StarUp: 7:02pm On Apr 09, 2020
As you nor dey gree wash your own, naim make him dey collect clean ones outside na.
AgricultureRe: Another Rice Mill Established In Akwa Ibom by StarUp: 7:00pm On Apr 09, 2020
Oshe...Akwa Ibomites will eat rice...

CrimeRe: How Married NNPC Driver Lost Company’s Vehicle In Lover’s House by StarUp: 6:54pm On Apr 09, 2020
The kpekus was so sweet that he didn't even hear when they started the car engine... grin

RomanceRe: Ladies, Upload A Picture Of You In A Bikini by StarUp: 6:35pm On Apr 09, 2020
Op wants to masturbate to your pics...

CelebritiesRe: Okuneye Idris AKA Bobrisky Flaunts His Surgically Enhanced Ikebe by StarUp: 6:33pm On Apr 09, 2020
Mad man...
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19: Deeper Life Donates N50m To FG by StarUp:
Why na? They should have just bought sanitizers and face mask with the money for onward distribution to the masses...now one politician will take the money as his share.

CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And Her Husband Are Ex-convicts Until Pronouncement Set Aside by StarUp: 4:41pm On Apr 09, 2020
Hmmmmnnn

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