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If you read that story complete, may God give you a job before the end of this month. |
No near gas pipeline for your lifetime o...
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My brother hustle o...make your grandfather no come marry your babe go Antarctica.
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I check the list but I no see my father name...
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This is why I always thank drivers when I alight from vehicles... How can you follow a truck bumper to bumper on a hilly road? |
This is called "buy one and get one |
I just hope TeeBillz has done DNA test on that boy before dem doam 2-0. |
Now I know why Regina is not yet pregnant... Na small pikin play Ned dey follow her do since instead make him b@ng da hell outta her... |
Some nairaland guys are wishing they were the black guy, they would have just done
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While they will be protesting under Abuja sun, one 30-year old Slay Queen will be enjoying inside AC as the new First Lady... You guys better save yourselves the stress and use your energies to plan a better comeback. |
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Those soldiers were too hasty in their retaliation... They should have laid low and made the people forget the whole thing, then they will send spies into the drinking joints of the community, get info of the top guys who killed the soldiers and delete every single one of them within three days. |
That's Imolite's headache... In case you are not yet married, these are the revised Bachelor rankings recently released by gender ministry. 18 - 22 years - Bachelor I 23 - 26 years - Bachelor 2 27 - 29 years- Senior Bachelor 30 - 33 years- Principal Bachelor 34 - 37 years - Deputy Chief Bachelor 38 - 40 years- Chief Bachelor 41 - 48 years- Bachelor General 49 - 53 years- Supreme Bachelor 54years and above........ Field Marshall Bachelors must know their ranks. |
Issorite...meanwhile... In case you are not yet married, these are the revised Bachelor rankings recently released by gender ministry. 18 - 22 years - Bachelor I 23 - 26 years - Bachelor 2 27 - 29 years- Senior Bachelor 30 - 33 years- Principal Bachelor 34 - 37 years - Deputy Chief Bachelor 38 - 40 years- Chief Bachelor 41 - 48 years- Bachelor General 49 - 53 years- Supreme Bachelor 54years and above........ Field Marshall Bachelors must know their ranks. |
How that wan take open border for foreign rice to enter?
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Issorite.... Meanwhile... Primary school dey sweet die Teacher: 5÷2 Pupil: It cannot go ![]() |
She's a Marlian so am not surprised... She wanted to be raised mannerless |
All I know is that after urinating, no matter how much you shake your dïck, the last drop is for the boxer(na adage I use). |
Don't be deceived, GMB may leave physically but his foot soldiers will still be in the Villa to take orders from the cabals outside. |
We know say na lie, but continue... Meanwhile in year 2020 If you go on your knees to propose to a girl and she says "NO"...My brother make Upper cut follow immediately...No time for nonsense. |
Man City will win...meanwhile... I remember my first day in boarding school, they served us rice and I was still waiting for stew when a guy walked by and told me "na jollof be that o" |
Issorite... Meanwhile... You borrowed money from me and you are now posting "I wish I could just die"... Are you mad? I cover you with the blood of Jesus. |
What if he had wanted using the condom to give an illustration in order to drive home his message? Africa my Africa...whoever colonised us did a bad job. |
They too want to buy private jet na ![]() |
This is why you can't just marry anybody... Shape (hips,breast etc), good financial standing (for guys) and so on are not the criteria for choosing a spouse...some people have a generational curse of fvcking people's lives up in marriage. |
I hope he has also bought his golden casket where he will be buried in after be dies? |
This masquerade na scam... |
Looks like that "Force Man" was once a butcher. |
NoraPibowei:Some women can hide their madness during courtship... Till you marry them |
