Health › Re: Coronavirus: Immigration CG, Muhammed Babandede Recovers by StarUp: 10:28pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Hafa with PMB's CoS? |
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Eight More Coronavirus Patients by StarUp: 5:22pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Whoever sold kunu as handsanitizer to my grandmother at the rate of #1,200 your days are numbered!!! |
Food › Re: Hungry Lagosians Mob A Bus Loaded With Bread In Agege (Video) by StarUp: 3:49pm On Apr 14, 2020*. Modified: 4:36pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Morale of the scene... Make money and leave the ghetto fast. |
Career › Re: FG Begins Payment Of N30,000 To N-power Beneficiaries Today, Says Minister by StarUp: 3:39pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
So when are they sharing the 50m euros (#21billion) that EU gave "us"? |
Celebrities › Re: #lockdown: Zlatan Ibile Took Mattress To Major Road To Sleep (photo) by StarUp: 3:12pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
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Family › Re: Can A Woman Return Her Bride Price, And Should The Man Accept? by StarUp: 3:03pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
She wants to go and fvck that's why...don't collect it back tell her to use it as down payment for the next nigga's dowry. |
Health › Re: Victor Ikwuemesi Dies Of Coronavirus In London by StarUp: 2:41pm On Apr 14, 2020*. Modified: 3:00pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
He finally crashed out of the land of the living... R.I.P big man |
Travel › Re: Abuja Taxi Driver Strips Naked After His Car Was Impounded By Security Officials by StarUp: 2:33pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
This is getting real, getting real...Corona Virus(in Cardi B's voice) |
Health › Re: No N160,000 Demand From Nigerians In UK For COVID-19 Test - FG by StarUp: 1:54pm On Apr 14, 2020*. Modified: 2:21pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Where you? Make everybody remain for the country wey dem dey o...we never finish to sort the "corovices" wey dem Abba Kyari & Atiku son import come. |
Health › Re: COVID-19: Mamora Attributes Slow Pace Of Testing To PCR Machines by StarUp: 1:39pm On Apr 14, 2020*. Modified: 2:05pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Where you? Forget that story... I hear say EU just drop una 50m euros (#22billion)... Make una just keep my share for me o otherwise I go shift pesin jaw with my coronated & quarantined blow...
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Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Extends Movement Restriction By Another 14 Days by StarUp: 1:32pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Rape Threat: Bello El-Rufai To Sue Samuel Ogundipe by StarUp: 10:16am On Apr 14, 2020 |
I pity the people of Kaduna State if their governor has this kind of son... |
Politics › Re: Buratai Hosts Soldiers To Easter Luncheon (Photos) by StarUp: 9:54am On Apr 14, 2020*. Modified: 10:13am On Apr 14, 2020 |
This sh!t is fvcked up...how can you give soldiers rice on the battle front? Na hot eba, pounded yam, amala, akpu etc dem suppose give dem with better soup and correct bush meat...nobi wedding reception be dis na...SMH
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Health › Re: COVID-19: FG Recommends Use Of Face-Masks. Says New Labs Underutilized by StarUp: 9:32pm On Apr 13, 2020*. Modified: 11:03pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Top gainers of this whole thing includes Seun of nairaland... Nigga is cashing out real bad due to traffic coming to this forum as a result of idleness caused by lockdown, quarantine and self isolation combined... Anybody wey see Seun make e bill am |
Family › Re: My Stepmother Poured Hot Water On My Baby! I'm So Angry by StarUp: 8:57pm On Apr 13, 2020*. Modified: 9:23pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
If I tell you what to do now, people will say am wicked...  |
Crime › Re: Masquerades Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order (Photos) by StarUp: 8:40pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Flog him very well pls...  |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys A House For His Staff (photos) by StarUp: 8:37pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Until these celebrities stop announcing what they do or give to people before I start taking them serious... |
Politics › Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On Coronavirus by StarUp: 7:38pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
"This is a difficult decision to take, but I am convinced that this is the right decision. The evidence is clear."
This is not the best time to be the president of any country... |
Politics › Re: Buratai: I Won’t Return To Abuja Until Boko Haram Is Defeated by StarUp: 6:27pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Issorite...
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Health › Re: What Would You Do First & Differently When Coronavirus Lockdown Is Lifted? by StarUp: 5:14pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
What every other person is doing first... 
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Politics › Re: Things To Expect From Buhari's Speech Today by StarUp: 4:59pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Just expect to hear "felua Naijerians, za luckdawn is extended by anaza two weeks wallahi"  |
Health › Re: Questions Over Nigeria Virus Measures As Lockdown Period Ends by StarUp: 4:25pm On Apr 13, 2020*. Modified: 4:48pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
May God just have mercy on the world... You have no idea what some people are passing through because of this lockdown... As we speak, some people don't even have what to eat tonight.
If the lockdown is extended, even ashawo sef go enter street protest. |
Crime › Re: Lockdown - Taxi Driver With 5kids Goes Naked After Arrest By Police (video) by StarUp: 4:25pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
 Mad o |
Politics › Re: Governor Fayemi Extends Ekiti Lockdown By Two Weeks by StarUp: 4:22pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Just hope PMB won't do same otherwise some people will attitudinally revolt... |
Crime › Re: How My Generator Was Stolen Last Night by StarUp: 3:36pm On Apr 13, 2020*. Modified: 4:03pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
Op, the thief is in your compound... If I were you, I will compose and loudly sing an Igbo song that says "I saw you when you moved my gen."... Then wait for the thief to give himself/herself away sooner than later  |
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Anambra Index Case, Marcel Eze, Claims He's Negative by StarUp: 2:45pm On Apr 13, 2020 |
One of the new symptoms of Corona Virus is "not being in a good state of mind"...Anambra State  |
Romance › Re: Man Dies During Sex With Pregnant Married Lover Inside Container In Lagos by StarUp: 8:42pm On Apr 12, 2020*. Modified: 10:45pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
He fvcked his way out of this world...motherfvcker 
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Romance › Re: Man Dies During Sex With Pregnant Married Lover Inside Container In Lagos by StarUp: 8:42pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
I have nothing to say 
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Health › Re: 5 Nigerian Youths Develop Online Diagnostic And Tracking Kits To Fight COVID-19 by StarUp: 8:24pm On Apr 12, 2020*. Modified: 8:58pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
See young guys doing well with their time unlike some nairalanders that masturbate all day and later come online to insult themselves tribalistically... |
Politics › Re: Defy Lockdown, Harvest Corpses Like US, Europe, APC Govs Forum Warns Nigerians by StarUp: 8:23pm On Apr 12, 2020*. Modified: 9:00pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
This lockdown has taught me one major lesson: MAKE ENOUGH MONEY so you can quarantine with perfect peace and have more than enough food to eat as well as to give to others. |
Romance › Re: Happiness 'Arab Queen' Blasts Politician's Wife Who Sleeps Around In Uyo by StarUp: 4:07pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
She must have been banging other energetic church brothers even when she was the Pastor's wife...na dem |
Travel › Re: Air Peace: No Member Of Our Crew Absconded From Quarantine Facility by StarUp: 3:45pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
The guys probably went to smoke Indian hemp and didn't want to disturb others with the thick smoke...
But we all know that they brought the Chinese guys because of Abba Kyari since he was not responding to Naija doctors treatment... That's why "they" were deaf to the cries of Nigerians not to bring in the Chinese  Mean while...
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