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Will just tell her that somethings in life happen whuch we have no control over...
So make she take am like that ooo


Wetin she do sef ehnn?

Check!


I go edit if i see my birthday mate later

J'd ignore and reply probably two weeks / a month later and tell her j was pretty occupied all those times and decided to reply her as i was bored also

C'est Fini

Who does this in Nigeria? Where ur parents will give u a thousand reasons why u must lead the class and telling u they constantly came first in theirs?

Anyway,it'll help spur the girl on to achieve more

seges:
Then why does he have people supporting him on nairaland,i'm still trying to figure out why people don't want change from the status quo or are they beneficiaries?

People support him for several reasons

Some cos they think APC is Tinubu's toy
Some cos they are wary of Buhari's Islamic tendencies
Some because of his anti corruption campaign
Some might be from the same geographical region

Different strokes for different folks

marieolae:
haha exactly

nice one sir

Hope u're good though...Hope London agrees with yu?!

There is nothing like corruption in GEJ's administration

What we call Corruption is mere stealing...


And from his demeanour,we can invariably conclude that mere stealing is nothing wrong

Engrtemmy:
Thanks bro.

We hope to carry out installations for you one day

Your welcome! Will definitely give it a thought

Excellent ! At least it'll help in curbing election rigging to the barest mimimum

Excellent Marketing Strategy !

Many guys will see Marieolae and quickly open the link

They'll do all they can to stop Buhari from winning the election...cos if he does

LoL...Don't EVER try this in Nigeria !



Its a pity cos if you do,you'll end up being prosecuted for every bombing that has occured





Crazy thinking by the man though...

Ifah hear say i leave such to pass me by...Runs to meet pastor to pour anointing oil on the money

And use a forked stick to carry the money like he said into a brown paper bag to the bank










Kidding...can't do it though

xynerise:
You forgot the pervs. They always pray to see girls stripping one another nak'ed during a fight

And they start holding them back smooching them at the littlest of opportunities

holusormi:
Best advise so far ,, oloshos saving us since 1902 ,,, ,,, although my new year resolution is to quit that habit and focus on one hole only ,, it's jan 3 and already am as bored as fvck !!! Smh for me and for other oloshos addicted niggers like me !!

Na so e dey be oo when trying to quit something u're addicted to
Na determination be the key

Raw Advice - Spend your money on olosho and bleep her to the best of your satisfaction

But must spending on a lady be synonymous to bleeping her?

The girl sef ehn...she can receive but cannot give

Whenever i hear people talk about the devil pushing them to commit a crime,i feel like giving them a resounding slap

Where dem for see devil? What a man will do,he will do

Olodapsing:
DAT one too long

she- unfortunately my sub will expire any minute from now.

me - ehnn ehn, OK take care ehn.

Lushcream:
lol .... na so one ogbanje added me on Facebook n we begin chat like that small time she asked me to send her recharge card ........ i asked her what happened to buying the card herself ..... she said she no fit comot dat kain time of d night ...... i told her she is wicked na me she wan make i comot dat kain time abi ....... she say make i send the card by morning.. I told her what happened to buyin d card wit her money ...... why me ? ....... she say make i jus forget am ...... i tell her ''no shii'. ..........

dis na her second time ....... if she ask me for third time na to fire her dullard brain with insult she go tey before she recover.

Rotfl
You for ask her when you tell her say you dey work for Telecommunication company
The way wey i go take subtly reply u ehn...u sef nor go ask again

The only type of ladies i send card are close friends...nor be babe waah no sabi

jmoore:
"If you love me, please send me recharge card"

Nna mehn...

i'll tell em to ask God

They claim they love Him & He loves them

saxwizard:
dat ur reply I think I will start using it nw

Hehe...abi now

When u're back online we will continue the chat, There's no hurry

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription will expire any minute from now

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe

Small Children...e don tey wey we don dey scope

trisha01:
lol, creative.......abeg d person above me remove dat pix its irritatin

Lol
But the person wey beat that guy up cannot be human oo


Nice idea for a cake btw...

Thats the thing with Politics...Tell the people what they want to hear
Not what you will do

Jonathan can be less bothered about their plight now cos he's focused on his re-election campaign & strategy

Just hope someday Nigeria & Nigerians will get it right!

God catch am! See am... Twitter thank you jare!

I think its mainly for concentration...So one'll be focused on the prayer

January 2015 OP

I am sure PGJ would not disappoint!

Mzjhulz:
May my enemies not see me dis new year

Aunty na everybody gather enter 2015 ooo ..them go still see you

The prayer na make dem no fit do you bad

Baawaa:
Yar,adua did it from 70naira back to 65naira.Uncle Jonathan was the one that makes it 97naira

Yar'Adua was a special condition...


Which isnt forthcoming at present

Oga Tbillz abeg do DNA when the child don reach age...make u confirm say no be Patoranking property

falconey:
and light no suppose dey? Explain CELEBRATION?.....abi na your mouth odour you go use play music?

Lol...calm down


Welcome to Nigeria! E no suppose suprise us anymore naa

LoL! We dey celebrate New Year





Aww e take concern PHCN