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That moment u are diagnosed with HIV and u're like..... Thank God its not ebola!




My brothers in the ministry Be very careful oo
5 out of every 100...no be every lady you gat to bed oo

Atiku baba



I trust these politicians...been conning Nigerians since 1963

ok now...





Na so dem take dey start

Nigerians be hitting on any thing the white man does or brings


if at all they'll copy that,can't they change the name to something else...like White Friday or something


Damn! We have a lot to learn from the great Chinese

CoolHunk:
You know all about stealth, don't you? Just like the quintessential self-servicer.

Me ?? No bro...am not down for that shiii

No,we don't










As if we are not human



But it depends on whether the lady was truly loved

And now these wankers have another reason to smile

Algeria most definitely...it'll take a miracle of those guys don't win it!

shockwave91:
Queen Confucious
Ma man StealthyMe hw far na? U dey hia?

Boss! ah say maa just enter hia oo

Aw yuu na ?

barcanista:
He can't rig himself into power

Huh

Bro,fear Nigerian politicians oo






The things those men can do....we hardly have an idea

barcanista:
Though I won't wish bad for the President, I hope he listen to voice of reason till 2015 when he will be voted out

Thankfully 2015 is not so far off...depends on who rigs best

And who the masses decide to vote for

xpac01:
I even told him same thing. But my friend is a very transparent guy. He does not like games. He just want something that will restore his marriage.

What a gentleman he is...he shouldn't gav married such a lady then


He should talk to her then...heart to heart

barcanista:
That is my problem. After the statement and usual crocodile tears, everyone gets back to business "as usual" and waiting for the next attack. So far, BokoHaram has attacked Nigerians for a record 62 times. It was just once under yaradua in July 2009 and Yar Adua responded accordingly. He captured their boss and they dispersed. until September 2010 when they attacked(this time under Jonathan) he couldn't respond. Under Jonathan we have had 62 attacks with almost 16,000 souls lost

A wonderful president he is,aint he ?

I have constantly said that until his relatives are victims,nothing might be done

He didnt do anything before,i don't think he'll do anything now that he's gearing up for the upcoming elections

barcanista:
He will also order full investigation into the bombing, promising families of the victims that perpetrators of this evil act shall be brought to book.


#As-Usual

And then the cycle continues






I wouldn't be suprised if tomorrow His Excellency shows off some shoki dance moves

Like people weren't killed at all

Take the game to her


Pick female calls and flirt with them also
If u dnt disturb her,i see no reason y she shld


Thats if discussing issues with her dnt work

And our ever loving President commiserates with the families of the dead






Keep commiserating sir

Huh...


Does that explain what transpired in the France game?







I guess not

Ahh...Thats Right

So she thinks her nudes will help get one over Tiwa...keep trying

Try Gringotts


Those elfs are something else

Issorait!

marieolae:
well I'm still v confused about the matter.

Yea

Its a crazzy situation

**peeks into thread** Yea..everyone claims to be a virgin nowadays

Anywayz,she might be a tertiary virgin

A relationship without trust is like a phone without network signal........What do you do?












Play Games

marieolae:
thank you

Sorry
Pardon the intrusion

Read ur diary...and i really think u shouldnt tell ur cousin straight up xcpt she really trusts u. Her bf could turn issues around and sight ur call to her as a reason to come clean
You'll end up takin the fall and being the one who's against the marriage


You could fill someone in though and set him up it'll be so glaring to ur cousin she wudnt have second thoughts abt it.
Crazzy right yeah...


Or u cud just ask her what she'll do if ur positions were reversed...ofcourse,u'll add a little twist to d story


Or talk to someone in the family who'll take ur word for it…

Itz really crazzy!

IbeereDotCom:
''Stealing is not corruption. What Nigerians call corruption is mere stealing'' - President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan #quoteoflife

Dear President

In other words,there is absolutely nothing wrong with mere stealing ehnn?

NOTED!


So who's up for some Aso Rock adventure?

englishmart:
[b]
"You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo

"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

"I will water your school and fire your school." -Orji Uzoh Kalu

"Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

"I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar

"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David
Mark

"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States."-
Yakubu Gowon

"School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo

"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

"On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my
family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan
[/b]

See them...bl0ckh3ad leaders


The rubbish that comes out from their mouths...more like they talk first and think later

When dem bomb everybody for dia...na den dem go do something abii

No no no


Not the Chinese again!

I think i'll be having my basketball lessons over there

Feeding my eyes...lol

Now this is repulsive!

This should not be allowed...if u choose to be gay, then find a way to give birth to ur child yourself

I know its their life bt am so against this...

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Goodluck guys