netpro:
PHP, Fireworks and MySQL.

Macromedia Fireworks? I thought I was the only who still uses that.
You must be a Web Developer.

Didn't Buhari earlier say there will be no Office of the First Lady?
Oh well, just another lie.

pacificman:
name one good thing about nigeria..........none

name bad things about nigeria......plenty

but am proud to be a nigerian sha...but i dislike the poo hole...

naija made me wise

If you were wise you would know about the good things in Nigeria.

samuelchimmy:
Expensive cars but ugly uniforms

It's ok not to say anything sometimes. It prevents others from knowing how ignorant you are.

We don't trust the Police.

Just look at your celebrity.

Heading to Twitter or Instagram to check and giver her...

Why couldn't Linda Ikeji respect that the dude wants to be anonymous?

Olajah81:
Igbo are cursed!!!

Nairaland now promotes hate speech and tribalism.
It's a shame.

This is clashing?

Was the OP's father selfish at an astronomical level?

EwuOjota:
Rest in peace Oba.

Many years ago, our traditional rulers were very fortified and mere knives will not enter their bodies.

Traditional rulers of these days were not chosen by the Oracles, but by the political parties they belong to and that is why they are no longer revered.

This year alone, the Oba of Benin has been to Abuja 3 times looking for contracts,and yet the myopic people of that place will say oba no dey go transfer.

Ooni of Ife wants to make the Ooni seat irrelevant by all means,and is going from one owambe to another.

Emir of Kano is busy acting like a baseless crusader,fighting for only what he knows about. And Oba of Lagos only lives to threaten the Ibo people,with swimming in the Lagoon.

In the East,98.9% of their traditional rulers are retired and present 419ers and drug dealers. And we wonder why a common knife can kill this man?

You be real Ewu Ojota.
How many traditional rulers from the South East have you met in order to make such preposterous statements about them?
Acquire sense man.

I thought he bursted in tears after realising how behind Nigeria was in comparison to the US.

How will they ensure the snakes don't go extinct?

And for once we haven't heard that Dangote's company was sued and ordered to pay compensation to victims. Shithole!

kerry57:
I saw this news yesterday elsewhere and they said its a school it crashed into, now nairaland says it's a beer parlour, which one we go believe bloggers?

I tire.

Will any agency conduct an investigation to find the cause of this accident?

Sarkin:

I seriously hate leaders that are corrupt.
But I hate the foolish youths that beat their chests for them.

I keep telling people; "we must never let PDP rule us again" some people think it's a fallacy.
But that's the truth, that PDP is devils party.

I learned that they lured the recent defectors to their party with "juicy carrots" what else could that mean if not promises like;1) they will never be prosecuted if the party ever wins
2) they can loot but loot wisely
3) immunity...
And the likes. That's why that party is a safe heavens for bastard criminals. A party that is repugnant to progress to the extent they feed their satanic desperation buy sponsoring killings across the nation.

to the honest and truthful we all know Buhari isn't perfect but he's better than all the meat & blood(people) of PDP. Vote Buhari in 2019 if you want all the corrupt vagabonds locked up and the keys thrown in the ocean.

Don't you see that criminals like Reno Omokri are afraid to come to their motherland.
Before 2020 Nigeria will boast of 22/7 power.
Things are getting better slowly, it can never be fast.

HORSESHIT

Oh well, bail is free.

Boko Haram shouldn't be attacking the soldiers. It should be the other way round. What is going on?

steam@yopmail.com
Details please.

Jokerman:
Those doctors are not patriotic.... FG should find a way to curtail the movement of these doctors...

Nice joke Jokerman.

ameri9ja:
Fast FP indeed!
OP what are these withdrawal symptoms?
In US tramadol is nothing. I was prescribed it once. It is just a mild pain reliever. The serious ones are morphine, oxycodone, vicodene, percocert and such. I don't understand how tramadol is a big deal in 9ja??
Or is it a different kind of tramadol??

When you take a minimum of 12 200mg tabs a day, it becomes something.

Emmyginger:
lol.i can relate
i remember one time i lent my friend 10k, after two months he didn't pay up, told Him I was coming for my money . can u believe dis dude faked his own death, I went there and was told he passed away. I was like for real?. recently I caught my guy with one chick in tantalizer

small small...

Fear is what these miscreants need. Induce fear in them via whatever means; violence is permissible. You'll see later on that they will begin to act right.

What is this madness?

travelland:


There's nothing people won't complain about. Smh

Madam unmarked roads are something to complain about. One of our problems is we are now used to substandard systems.
Find attached what an average road should look like. Unmarked roads are very unsafe.

The roads in Abuja are not worth a glance. In many areas there are poor designs, nonfunctional traffic lights and absence of road markings.

timesup234:
Name a single Nigeria in those countries you listed who can be tagged as being successful. You guys are very funny. 95% of Nigerians living in America have never seen $40,000 cash unless those involved in shady dealings. Even 80% of americans who are first class citizens dont even have $20,000 saved after thirty years of working. This is 2017 you guys should stop living in illusion.

And your point is...?
How many percent of Nigerians living in Nigeria have that amount saved?

TheHistorian:
Other than seeking an unreliable greener pasture in USA where you can get your ass killed as a negro by a Cop...All he needs do is to claim you resisted arrest.

Why not build our own Country??

FOH!
Na belle first.