₦airaland Forum

We switch fully to btc
And TRON

Make ona de play de go

Akwaibom and ijaw
The Yoruba and Hausa people of south south

That hates Igbos for just no course

Make them fight
Them go still settle and marry them selves

Bro jakpa
No think am twice
Sell what ever you can and jakpa
Before then learn driving if you don’t know how
Learn manual and if you have the chance learn truck driving

I promise you
You won’t regret it

I remember when I was in benin
Wen sapa hold me for neck
Look me eye to eye and said
ADT aka steelstrust I will finish you

My early sapa days
I lived in a face me I face you
I and my elder bro were together then
No water
No light
No toilet
With just a bathroom sitting in a far right corner of the 200x100 plot of land
We literally have to fetch water from the next compound which is a duplex opposite us.
If we wan shit we go enter bush or wait make night reach before we toilet
Be rest assured you will always have neighbors who will or who re jealous of you or in competition with you
Always expect fight between husband and wife either for night or day time, you go separate fight tire😂
Always be ready to quarrel with your fellow neighbors who won’t pay light bill
Be ready to quarrel or fight with your neighbors who refuse to do their routines in sweeping the compound, washing the toilet or bathroom that is if you have one 🤣
Be ready to fetch water to bath and before you go room come back then don use your water 😂🤣
You go swear tire and e no go catch anybody even if you go ayelala😂
Them go thief things for your room or your neighbor room be ready for compound meeting 😂
If you’re married and you’ve children be ready when your kids fight with your neighbor kids and each of you trying to defend your children without even wanting to know who’s at fault
Make you know say e don red be that oh😅
Be ready to hear papa wealth Bleep blessing wen de the next street 😂🤣
Or mama boye Bleep Fegor wen de the room 14
Be ready to see landlord or landlady to tell you when to come home or not that is if he/she lives in same compound.
Be ready for your landlord/landlady will demand money even wen your rent never expire or face eviction as soon as your money expires if you no give am😂
You fry chicken or de cook better food and you never pay rent to your landlord/landlady, in portable voice ( wahala wahala wahala) 🤣
Caretaker go give you problem steady Abeg ready for am if not you go pack before your money go expire 😂🤣😅
Their must be one woman when you go owe credit on a steady
In my time we de call her mama abieyowa
That her daughter fine sha but sapa then no fit let me talk to her cause na so so yahoo boys she de follow 😂
Even when the woman die abieyowa come my room come collect the 700 I owe the mama
Cause my name de among debtors wen de owe her 😂🤣
If light no de area which is normal in Nigeria
Generator noise go finish you
Be ready to meet one neighbor when go de boast for you with pride as if em get pass everybody for the compound
Chai papa bobo use our eyes see shege 😅
If it a gated compound be ready to sleep outside most night cause heat go finish your papa even when mosquitoes de bite you, oga cover your self and sleep joor 😂😂
The last and not the least
When ever you cook the neighbors closes to you must come your house come chop on a steady except you de keep boundaries

Benin was fun until Things got worse when osas ran away with my money which eventually put me in more debt and couldn’t meet up anymore and I moved to Lagos
I post my story here on nairaland and I remember how some people came to my rescue with some money sent to my bank acct
When I reach lag Omo things worst
I was living from hand to mouth till I summoned courage and I went back to warri, delta state where I was born and raise and God so kind my story changed. To God be the glory
I’m in america
Married to an American
My kids are American
And on my way to be an American citizen
So bro 😎 face me I face you isn’t bad but set your priorities right
Avoid anything when no go give you peace of mind for there
No let them know your plan and secret no matter how close you’re to your neighbors cause a lot of them don’t want you to grow
If them no grow, you self no go go grow.

Imagin back then people like jennyclay no go gree for me but now if she see me for my Lincoln Navigator na once she go gree 😂🤣
Mumu feminist

Life na step by step and you will get your final destination
Just know what you’re doing and find a shortcut to achieve it legally

Good luck bro 😎

Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself .

poor people ny make noise pass

All this evening news papers them self 😂🤣

Localemperor:
Wetin happen to you?

Ọ̀n jè"

This came not too long on Peter obi’s advice

I wish Obi win
Many people for comot naija

Chukwuka319:
Am unapologetic Igbo but I must be brutally honest.Anyone with insults can direct them to his or her ancestors, and generation unborn.
Why are they harassing Gowon? He spoke the truth about the civil war.
Gowon never wanted the war to break out and sought peaceful means of settlement,but Ojukwu was reckless,rash and too eager to pull Igbos out of Nigeria.
Well Gowon is still alive, healthy and bubbling in good health, while Ojukwu the war lord has long ago passed to the other Side.
And Gowon is older than Ojukwu.
Irony of life.

It's evident that you have a you don’t know anything, but let's focus on presenting the facts clearly. Before the Nigerian Civil War, there was an Aburi Accord agreement that Gowon failed to uphold, leading to Ojukwu's decision to declare the secession of the Southeast from Nigeria. This disagreement ultimately sparked the war.

It's essential to acknowledge historical events accurately and refrain from tribalizing discussions. Regardless of our backgrounds, understanding and learning from history is crucial for moving forward.

I like what Israel are doing
Destroy the whole place
Drive out the HAMAS

And then rebuild it with your own security systems and then bring back the Palestinians under your tight control

HAMAS find trouble con get am in double


Just imagine Iran sends a nuclear bomb to America

Just imagine what America would do to Iran at this time, Is same thing Israel re doing to Palestinians

Op you’re wrong
Here in America, Chicago precisely, there are places where you can make purchases using cryptocurrencies like USDT, Bitcoin, or other popular digital currencies, even if you don't have traditional money. USDT, for instance, is tied to and backed by the US dollar, making it equivalent in value. While physical US dollars are in paper form, USDT is a digital currency, similar to the NGN tokens proposed by the Nigerian government, which are meant to represent the Naira notes digitally by emefiele years back.

Despite concerns raised about cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, XRP and others by the US government, there hasn't been any official warning or prosecution against USDT. This raises questions about the distinction between various types of digital currencies and their regulatory status.

It's essential for us to have accurate information and understanding about these digital currencies, especially given their increasing use in various transactions. Let's continue to advocate for transparency and accountability in the financial systems we engage with.

Do not deceive the public with misinformation because you’re tide to a political entity, tribe or religion.

Chummynoni:
this is impossible. Nigeria is de#d broke. To peg the rate, FX must be readily available for those that needs it but this is impossible because Nigeria is not earning much $, and 85% of the $ in Nigeria is being stashed by politicians thereby causing its dearth. Tulubu leave the EXR to the mercy of the forces of DD and SS because buhari and his cronies left next to nothing in the coffer before leaving. Lol

Omo buhari really damaged this country before he left and no one can hold him responsible

Na wa oh

Why can’t govt forced all this institutions to peg dollar at a particular price even to an extent you can’t increase or decrease the price

I don’t understand
Is that too difficult for them to do

Jennyclay:
You even sound so rude, you deserved to be suspended again and again

I book bolt very well so I know your type. You are the type of driver that nag to their passengers over little things as if you were forced to carry the passenger for free

Shior!!

I say make I check your profile
I don see why be say you’re always off key anytime you comment on this forum

Felaincarnated:
She knows wat u don't kno even if u climb d tallest tree. Dey Jonze ursef

lol
Olodo

How old is she
Watin she don Achieve for her age other than maybe an iPhone and a sim card 😂😂

De play
Them no de tell person 😂🤣

pansophist:
When people say there is enjoyment in nigeria, it's about the communality, food, being the default, lack of civic responsibilitiee, and "freedom in chaos" such as hook up, bribery, abusing others ( eg sales girl, house boy) etc

Apart from these, I don't know exactly how Nigeria is fun. If one have adapted to their new home, it's far better fun than what's obtainable in naija

How can you enjoy a place with no light, dirty beaches that's not free, no free museum, architecture, library, etc?

And a preventable situation such as bad roads, dumb police officers and bad medical care can kill you in an instant?

Also, your money can only go far in a functioning society. It takes me about 20euros to fly from Amsterdam to the Spanish islands in Africa (Gran Canaria) , but can same amount take you from Lagos to Abuja by flight?

If I dump you in the desert with a million usd suitcase, your money becomee useless, just because the desert can't convert your cash to value.

It's the same thing with being wealthy in Nigeria. Hopefully the drugs you bought for headache is not fake. Imagine paying for your death.

So no, there is no enjoyment in a dysfunctional system. Just that human natures will adapt to bad situations and create fun in it. Just as the kids in the ghetto are having fun, but it's not good life.

bro leave am make em de deceive em sef

Dem no de tell person

I was doing comfortable well but I decide to live naija cause even with the money
Nigeria is not livable.

By the time em use 1billion naira buy 1loaf or bread em eye go clear

Jennysplash:
Please my Canada work visa got denied 19th January even though it was LMIA approved job I got through an agency. Please I need advice and help of when and how to re-apply but this time using the student route. This are the reasons the officer gave:
• I am not satisfied that you will leave Canada at the end of your stay as required by
paragraph 200(1)(b) of the IRPR (https://laws.justice.gc.ca/eng/regulations/SOR-2002-227/
section-200.html). I am refusing your application because you have not established that you will
leave Canada, based on the following factors:
• The purpose of your visit to Canada is not consistent with a temporary stay given the
details you have provided in your application.
• You were not able to demonstrate that you will be able to adequately perform the work you seek.
This is my first time ever applying for any visa in my life and this agency ruined my first chance because am beginning to doubt if the job was real because I submitted all they asked me to.

you went for work visa and the reason they denied you is if you visit you won’t return

Their is inconsistency in the application by your agent

Your agent didn’t do work visa for you but a visit visa

Agent don scam you
These things are things your can do your self
When I applied for Canada visit visa I did everything my self and got it on a first attempt

It is well

EreluRoz:
Fake love, the man is faking her, who dy trust Urhobo men? At her age she's dating that small boy that I can't even imagine dating. Wetin be the advantage of dating small boys gangan?


She's just being blind.

She's thick and dating a thick man, imagine them having sex ewwwww meat everywhere.

See them like when two elephants meet mtcheww

na why you go old for your papa house

My wife is older then I’m and she respect me like a god

You think say every women useless like you

No humble
Shiloh de wait you this year and years to come

Double0h7:
You’ve never seen a man appreciate his wife?

All these small boys who struggle to sniff pant are always so angry!

Please young men, it’s 2024, so if you want to be gay, be gay in peace instead of all this hostility and closeted behaviour.

Men are identifying as women nowadays, so nobody will bat an eyelid.

Baba risky has paved the way for you all. 🙌

this one no fit be gay

Na Toto em de chase up and down if you check am outside internet

Na so then de form alpha male
Mainwhile them be mugu for real life 😂🤣

tochez24:
An Epistle of a simp😁😁

Nigeria is the only part of the globe where they celebrate people for behaving like a normal human being or performing their duties⚠️

You will never see a white man, indian, Chinese or even an Arabian man with this kind of long epistle of jargon over a woman♂️

I have never come across a clip or text where foreign men are worshipping and praising their women, whenever i come online all i see is foolish African men disgracing themselves😔😔

Your wife is simply doing what you married her for and is no big issue you bloody simp💯

If you feel you need to show her love for being a good wife, please do that secretly and stop blocking our online space😡

na so
Noise makers
Awon alpha male and if you check well
The reason em never make am for life na Toto you de use all your life and money chase 😂😂