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lynpetra: I can be your Nikita!Keeping you away from danger,and same time mending your heart.Wudnt you like a woman who hands you a cup of freshly made coffee every morning and then gives you a very goood massage to relax your collarbone
Talk na o,else I go toast another person.

That, my lady, is exactly wat i need... Good thing i bought a coffee maker just yesterday.... I like the massaging part too. I will reciprocate every lil bit of luv u show me... Oya lets go and make Romeo and Juliet jealous of our luv....

Damon03: Stefan... Welcome brother

So what are you up to, Damon? Still obsessing over Katherine??

lynpetra: #catches him
Now,honey I want to be your superwoman.what ya say

I'd love to say yes to that.... Am just not sure if i deserve a girl like u as my Lois Lane....

lynpetra: Need some few lines to start with

*wow!love the smell of your perfume.What's the name again?
*You are such a beautiful man!
*Your shoes are exquisite,can I try it on?
More lines please?

*Falls from mtn mast*

Love...........
It meant nothing to me before...... Until that reta.rded cupid shot me that silly arrow. The girl i loved shattered my glass heart with a sledgehammer.... Good thing is, i picked the broken pieces, fixed it together, passed it thru a furnace..... Now its as hard as a diamond. Love, once again, means nothing to me nw....
Abeg, anybody that sees that arrow slinging imbeciile that calls himself cupid should let me knw... I av a suprise for him.....

Love...........
It meant nothing to me before...... Until that retarded cupid shot me that silly arrow. The girl i loved shattered my glass heart with a sledgehammer.... Good thing is, i picked the broken pieces, fixed it together, passed it thru a furnace..... Now its as hard as a diamond. Love, once again, means nothing to me nw....
Abeg, anybody that sees that arrow slinging slowpoke that calls himself cupid should let me knw... I av a suprise for him.....

uj_sizzle: lol na only antelopes dey hear dis kain thing

Are u trying to tell us that mr xynerise is an antelope?

god_of_music: Na true na see as hin come here immediately hin see say caseless and other bad guys no dey here to interrupt hin toasting work

hehehe....

Hi guys...

homesteady: She also beat the living day out of one man

she must be one hell of a mother.....

I didnt really believe in love all thru my university days cos i had gals vying for my attention.... But everything changed wen i met her... I met her in feb 2010 but it was until nov 2010 that she accepted me into her life after making me go thru fire n brimstone. We dated for a yr n six months but those were the best days of my life... I tasted luv in its purest form... As young as i was then, i was praying, asking God to bless me sharp sharp so dat i'll marry her... But its like God wanted me to have a taste of my own medicine... She broke up with me the day after my birthday in 2012. She said dat there z presure on her to marry with her being the 1st child and all and that this guy has already proposed to her and z ready to marry her. Dat she loves me and will always love me but she cant wait for me....
To say that my world shattered would be a gross understatement. I begged her... She was crying. Damn, i hate to see her frown nt to talk of crying. I told her that i cant stay without her, dat i cant bear the thought of another man touching her. She said dat i'm breaking her heart talking like dat. I told her dat if she left, i might just resort to my old way of life... She just told me to wish her well n pray for her. Then she just kissed me and left.... Dat was how i automatically stopped living and started existing... Av tried a couple of times to go into a relationship bt nothing came of it, with the faults largely mine. I am still very single. Any advice will be very welcome.

well, this type of dream only come true in Hollywood, Bollywood or Nollywood... So forget it... Unless we are in Nairawood....

Damon03: Caroline forbes and Tyler lockwood

Hello brother....