Khaytunechi:


You don't have sense, just grown for nothing. Must you contribute to every discussion? How will you train your kids to learn how to mind their business? I should drag DeGea right now because this we are comparing goalkeeping prowess in this discussion we're having ba?

Don't reply me. Can't drag stupid into 2020.

codedguy1:

Fvck skysports fvck breaking news fvck it being legit

rokiatu:
Go drink some animal blood and calm down Stefan.

bestestgirl:

I tell you!!
with the sexy eyes and that smile

chijoy7:
I will donate lighter and matches

juniormusa:
Love at first sight normally happens

agohmamuda:


You fail to acknowledge me; as an ORIGINAL.

agohmamuda:


Remember how Klause turned Stefan in2 a Ripper ?? You shld be glad am Elijah

agohmamuda:
endurance is a road u mst pass on ur way to success. #i didn't copy dis from anyones profile oh

pelvicky:
For the first time, i heard of angel di maria injury....i just drank a chill water and say "thank u holyspirit of God"
wrong passes
waste of goal
unsuccessful dribbling
etc 4 di maria

waste of money chant by opposition fans which rings true

Joel3:
cause i am god

diddydiva:

I guess you are one of the dreamers too



#pours cold water on his head


Waky Waky come back to reality

lonelydora:
Before I start, I am married with children. I don't know if priscaoge is married too. I have never met her before whether in this life or life before.
In my dream, I saw an ebony, tall, not so beautiful, chubby girl catwalking around the estate. I stopped to say hello, and the conversation goes thus:
Me: hello
she: haa, lonelydora, na you bi dis?
Me: yes so, na me ohhh.
She: what are you doing here in the estate?
Me: I stay on street D, Road 5. You nko?
She: I came to visit an aunt, so will be staying for some time.
Me: but how do you know I'm lonelydora on Nairaland?
she: I know now, I have been following you in the spiritual realm.
Me: serious? We need to go somewhere and discuss this.
She entered the car, and I drove her to the closet Kilimanjaro outlet. As she was about coming down from the car, the sole of her shoes pulled out. Luckily for us, there was a cobbler nearby. As I was going to meet the cobbler, I woke up.
Please all the JOSEPH of Nairaland, this is the time I need you guys most to explain this dream. Meanwhile, as a Christian I don't believe in someone chasing after me.
Should I narrate this dream to wifey, who is also a Nairalander?
Thanks in anticipation for an explanation.

diddydiva:

I guess you are one of the dreamers too



#pours cold water on his head


Waky Waky come back to reality

diddydiva:
what a dream!!!


I think seun should create dream section too

duality: Please how do I do a screen shot?

Ekennovative:
link suspended. any alternative.

Cathaliya:
I didnt fall for him cus he loves my writting, joor.

Its love from my heart but the feeling aint mutual......sadly.


How come you talking about marriage when you know not me...?

kidkay:

hey happy people. While I'm enjoying this banter and marriage proposal, (very entertaining), I thought I should mention that "writting" has only one "t" in it, so it should be "writing". Other than that, please do carry on.