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sholay2011: Sa law, teik yor taim oh. Only mee af di rite to yap speedypikin. Ayaf commishund him in da worrk of da gospul. If yu goe to hiss shosh, yu winnot remein di same. Preise ye da lor!!!!

Mr Sholey, i will 4giv u becos u dnt knw wat u ar saying. Shebi u no knw ur Oga at the top again? His church dey for one of my abandoned warehouse at Oshodi. He no dey preach anything, na only offering he dey collect. If u make me vex, i go decommission dis ur english...

Cathaliya: House your children, huh?

Nice way to propose to a lady...!

Yeah, just wanted to try something new.

sexytabhi: There r others who love you truly. Eg stefan

Cathaliya: House your children, huh?

Nice way to propose to a lady...!

Yeah, just wanted to try something new. I think 'will u marry me' is getting old...
Thank u, ur sexyness... She no dey ever gree notice me. Intead she she dey follow a guy dat likes her writting... Chai

Cathaliya: I am inlove with a guy but he just likes me....no, he likes me but he likes my writtings more...as he will always say, ''you write deep, I love that'''...

How do I make him love me...?

*Visit indian love temple and donate ur womb*
ABEG, NO TRY AM OO!!!
I dnt think there z a way to make a man love u... Like Idowu said, it comes naturally. I suggest u continue being a gud friend, somebody he can relate with, be a gud listener and most importantly, dnt open ur legs as a means to get him to luv u. Dats ur trump card n if u play it wen the tym is not right, he wins n u lose...


***Abeg, no give anybody ur womb... It will one day house my children***

Damon03: I don't know about that stefan, I can't trust you to be a nice guy, you're so mean and you're a ripper...

No Damon. I don't hurt people... I don't do that. I'm the good brother....

passionate88: @bolded. O ti baje. Loads of gini? That place dn go. D place go dn slack like bendtner. Jesu Cristi!. Go search 4 lorreta thread where she teach girls wit slack or ova wide tushi hw to tighten it.

ROTFLMFAO

uj_sizzle: Engagement no be marriage ni. It's breakable......










when he realisea i'm his heart throb

Ehmmm, Mynd, i think she meant to say heart bomb.... #bokogirls

osy baby: Thanks @ stephan just wat I needed to hear

U ar welcome...

osy baby: Camedoll I want to commend ur efforts ur thread has helped me though. Okay here's my ish I met dis guy not quite long ago say a month now. I know he likes women I mean like a lot of gal frnds. But he told me dis gals are aware dat he has nothing serious with them and I really want to believe him. Now he wants sex and I just feel am just like the oda gals he has around. Up until now am a very cautious person I hardly even give boys my time. Then it hit me if I don't try out relationships how am I going to find the real tin. I know dat I can easily just shut the guy out of my life without second thoughts neither am I in a hurry to find a husband just dat I don't want a situation wereby eventually I realize dat I turned down a lot of opportunities cos I was too uptight I want a relationship yes but I don't want a boy to add me to his list of galfriends. Camidoll would be looking forward to ur intelligent reply

One thing am sure of is that once u give him wat he wants, u will enter that list u ar dreading. I will always say it; any guy that presurizes u for sex doesnt really luv u. I did it to a lot of gals(am not proud of it) but now that av tasted luv, i regret fooling all those gals just for sexual gratification. Wen i eventually fell inluv, i swear i never opened my mouth to demand for sex. She just gave herself to me willingly wen she felt the time was right. So babe, if u ar really sure u want a relationship u will enjoy, i suggest u leave the guy with his many galfriends... The right guy will soon come along...

mr.drizzy:
lols back where?

To mystic falls. Team up with my brother Damon and fight Silas... Am currently taking a swim but i'll be back.

sushieater: Lol @ shoeshitter.. Ah ahn! Sushi na food just like garri.. Would you ban someone because his or her username is garrieater?

Okayyy!!! I now gerrit. Sushi eater. Sushi is a chinese seafood. From what i hear, its disgusting. Now that i understand the name, i no go ban u again. I prefer shoeshitter though....
P.S - Sushi feeds through its bottom...

sushieater: Lol! By the way, You dey eat sushi too? :-)

but which kain name be that one sef? Some people get luck say i no be mod, if not, any username wey i no like, na straight ban.
Abeg, oga shoeshitter, biko pronunce ur username nah make we knw the correct pronunciation....

prof800: Hey..you! Yes you.
What is your job sef..?
U know speedyboi is the chief whip..
briareos is the house-captain..
sholay2011 is the speaker..
and god_of_music is the barman.....
....so you. What are you?

Na him the barman dey serve nah... Or u no get eye??

Silas or no Silas..... I will be back...

One thing i learnt from the movie........ Dont urinate anyhow in certain places else....


Does that thing even work??

Damon03: Nah... That got old. Coming for your latest girlfriend

You knw, av been thinking... We should start over... Give this brother thing another chance... We did uh so well once upon a time.....

afrodoc: ur defence is not bad but i would play rafael ahead of fabio.
your midfield of jones and anderson is not good enough.
and i would play rooney here and rest him midweek cos make no mistake about it this home EPL 3 points is more important than d away champs league match.we dare not drop more points behind our EPL rivals at this stage.
cleverley played 30 great minutes against City,he can give us 60 minutes to start this match

Rafael ahead of Fabio is kul... He needs more games anyway. Cleverley was great against City but he go injured in in training and he z not fully fit yet so i wont risk him. I would av loved to add Rooney to the squad but he z played 4 times in the last 12 days. So he got to rest. I put Ando in the team to give him game time... Believe me, av been looking at that midfield and am nt satisfied with it. I think Carrick or Fellaine will make it look more compact.

missblanche: Yes,they are
Liking someone doesn't mean you are hopelessly in love with the person...two different things..

i knw dat. But believe me, if he keeps up this mr nice guy attitude, soon u will start falling for him... U, miss, wont even notice it or knw aw it happened. For u to deem it as a case worth treating shows that the seed has started germinating....

U are confused cos u are drawn to him as much as he is drawn to u. Ur heart is battling with ur mind....
U are scared cos it might just turn out to be a case of "all guys are the same". When u finally decide to open up ur heart to him, then he will show his true colors....
About the indecisiveness... I suggest u get to knw him better. Look beyond the gud traits u see now. Is he somebody u are comfortable with? What kind of person is he when he z not with u? How do u feel wen u are with him? U knw, if the positives outweighs the negatives, i think u should give him a chance.... But be careful, not all that glitters are gold.

Did anything in particuar happen that made your walls high and hard?? Or u dnt wanna be hurt at all so u are learning from people's experiences? And judging from the way u sound, i dont think your wall are still 'very high and hard'....

I think Rooney should be given a complete rest as we will need him for the champions league game at midweek. Cleverley is not fully fit. He should sit this one out. Buttner had a gud game against liverpool so i think starting him again wont be a bad idea. RVP will play but as a sub.
Here z my line up
....................................Degea......................................Fabio.............Evans.............Vidic............Buttner .......................Jones............Anderson ................... ........Zaha..............Kagawa............Nani ............... ..............................Chicharito......................
subs: RVP, Rafael, Fellaine, Januzaj, Carrick, Smalling.

RedBenson: Even if you say make thunder faya whatever, i no go vex cos i know say na jealousy dey cos am. I no wan you again, i no wan you again. Na by force? I dey enjoy my plenty punnies dey go, you since i divorce you, any man don come for you?

I am here for her.... And believe me, i will always be here for her. Go dey arrange ur plenty punnies wella. U hear?

bolagabriella: Yes you can do the relationship thing again.life is all about risk,relationships are all about risk.don't worry about the lady you'll be involve in a relationship with cos I believe every lady knows they are taking risks with their heart every time they say yes to a guy,so don't you worry about her,just be comfortable around her,lay down all your feelings before her,let her know your fears and everything you've been through,that way you will make the job of loving you more easier for her and you will heal more quickly and easily.the worst thing you can do to a lady to hurt her is not communicating with her and not trusting her enough with your heart.

I want to say that i will do what u said. That i will follow your every word... But i wouldnt wanna lie to you. Am not sure if am ready yet. Girls keep coming around but to be honest, i think i have lost interest in them...

i think jekyll is having a hard time concentrating... But thats not Jekyll... Thats Hyde.

Well, i wont wait until hunger kills u b4 i help u out. U are hungry, u just dont knw how to say it. Very soon, Nigeria will send over food for somalia and ur greedy pirates and terrorist groups will seize it, and ur people will continue dying of hunger and starvation. Imagine the United States refering to ur beloved somalia as its most challenging case when it comes to food provision. They even started a program tittled "Food for Somalia". BBC and CNN even invites private individuals to donate to the program and just becos u managed to have an internet enabled phone, u think u can come on here and spew trash anyhow u like, then u'd better think again. Am really sorry for saying all these to u. But u should check ur background b4 comdemming someone else's...

somal: Never seen nigerian married to a Somali. Djibouti is Somali by the way.

Its sad that you guys think its something to be proud of to marry outside your race.

Plus i doubt any Ethiopia, Somali, Eritrean would want to degrade their genes and have offspring with a negroid like a nigerian who resembles a Large Gorilla

Who be this ?

anonyMOUSE

My Elena

Hesienberg: [/b][b][b][/b]
My God u'r so spot on wit ur submissions above
Av since munched it for my use.
PS; I think there's some chemistry blw ur submission nd Stefan01's. Ur love cud just b dat one love u refered to dat cud be key to healing him.
I'm not tryn to say anything but u never know where ur fairy tale story cud come from.
For love no effort is futile
Goodluck

To be honest, i dnt knw if i can do the relationship thing again. I am scared i might hurt somebody and i wouldnt want anybody to go through the kind of pain i went through...

klassikchik

Idowuogbo: See beef o! Haba, make d babe breathe small nau.... Abi u sef b get interest? See as u dey tackle d babe,she owe u one shot?

i think he z doing it so that nobody will go near the babe n he will have her all to himself.... Clever strategy brother....

lynpetra: I bin think say you won dull me before! I wanted to switch to Abujafood.

lol... U don ever see person wey they put sugar for him mouth, he come spit am out?? U, my dear, is my sugar....