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D9ty7: [b] APPRECIATION
I wish to express my profound gratitude to the almighty God who gave me the strength to start this story and finish it in good health.
My appreciation goes to Mr Oluwaseun Osewa, the sole creator of this great website which has given so many writers including me myself the opportunity to showcase our God's given talents.
Appreciation goes to the able moderators of this thread in persons of Mr Oluwamynd and Mr Obinnau. Even though i derailed this thread a million times, i wasn't banned. They moved my story to frontpage. I say a big thank you to you sirs.
I wish to express my gratitude to the writers that inspired me. First and foremost Dygeasy, Coolval, Chistar, Hbg, Ishilove, Repogirl and many more.
I also wish to thank writers who kept my thread lively, such as The Rock, Clemzy, Queen xster, Jumizie, Adeg, Kinzpen, Stefikal and many more writers whose names i can't mention.
My appreciation finally goes to LogoDWhiz(the secretary), Hay.why.kum, Snowangel, Dchiefpriest, Prince Adepoju and others whose name i can't mention now.
Once again i say a very big thank you.[/b]

srzly! Na u we suppose dey tnk 4 seeing 2 d completn of d story. God bless u...following 'undercover agent' lyk crazy

kingphilip: So are we gonna knw the object of dispute in nxt update?

Maybe...#shrugs
And btw philip tnks...u knw wat I'm thanking u 4 ryt?

Hmmmmm...9ce work dere....drafting d end of a story cn be rily challenging...gud job on pulling it thru...

But

how cum Jummy didnt get preggy, I mean...dey didn't use protection now...or did they?

walewunmi: [color=#000099][/color]
Hmmmn rily geting 2d end can't wait bt I av 2say my guy I luv wetin u make happen 4segun...

same here

*continued*

“When I got back from school, you kept me waiting, remember?” she asked while he nodded, “so I dialled your number again but it was a man that picked the call.”

“A man? Why couldn’t it be a chick?” Chuks questioned.
Princess shook her head, “could you be serious for once? He claimed that his nephew stole it from you while you were about to board a bus, I had to go to Mushin to get the phone.” she laughed and continued, “from the explanation he gave, it appears that his nephew is a kleptomaniac and they were just returning from a deliverance session that afternoon.”

“But you were able to locate him easily, right?”
“Not really, I burnt my call credit that day ehn. And I equally had to compensate the man with ₦1500.”

Chuks chuckled, he knew the direction his sister was heading to, “so the long and short of the story is what? Just tell me how much I owe you jooor,” he said.

Princess placed her hands on her chest while acting like she was hurt, “Now thats mean, so you think its only money I know, abiii?”
“I didn’t say such,” Chuks countered, “I’m just taking it to the next level, since I know you’ll still demand for the money.”

“Not even a thank you,” she shook her head, “since you insist ₦5000 is your bill.” she replied while stretching her legs on the table.
“You think I have a job?” he asked, “let me give you ₦2500 jooor.”

“₦2500? No way, make it 4k,”
“Princess, why are you charging me like this now, you are suppose to help me considering the fact that I’m your brother.”
“I’ve tried now, if it were somebody else, I’d have demanded ₦8000.” she shrugged.

“Lets stick to ₦3000, consider the fact that I don’t have a job just the small change Dad and Mum leave behind, abeg now.” He pleaded.
“Oyaaa, 3k it is, when do I get the money?” she asked

“I have just 1k here, I’ll balance you.”
“I resemble mumu?” she asked, “go jare, when you withdraw give me the complete money, no play me wayo.”
“Okay oooo, but thanks. Can I have the phone now?” he placed his hands together in a pleading fashion.

“Sure,” she took the phone from the pocket of her baggy jeans and gave it to him.
“Oh my God! See messages and missed calls in just how many hours.” Chuks shouted, he nudged Princess on her shoulder, “It pays to be a star ooo, see now.” He said while placing his phone screen in her view.

She shoved his hand away, “thats your problem.”

———————

Dami scrolled through her phonebook, she was convinced she had Tinu’s contact. It was strange that she could not find it anymore.

She never really had any mutual friend with Tinu, how would she get the phone number? Tinu had been the leader of a cult back in secondary school, all the members of the cult had been lesbians.

The cult had members within the age brackets of fifteen and fifty. Tinu’s mother was the founder of the cult and Tinu had taken the position of leadership as the eight leader since the cult was established.

When Evelyn and her mother had troubled Dami back in secondary school, Tinu had then come to her rescue. She had been shocked as to why Tinu helped her without demanding for anything but her shock had vanished when Tinu came back months later with her own demands.

They had finished their SSCE exams when Tinu called Dami, she had informed her to help her get the phone number of a lady who worked in a hospital in Dami’s locality.

Dami had gone through thick and thin to get the phone number. Nurse Feyi was a goddess in all respects, the short skimpy gowns she wore at work did not help matters. She had male colleagues swooning over her, even patients that were admitted were not left out. Rumour had it that some people pretended to be sick so she could attend to them.

The problem however was that she was full of herself, even her colleagues did not have her contact. Dami had pretended to be her friend but was not able to get the number till about six weeks after she began her scheme.

When she got the number, she had sent it to Tinu who had then informed her that her debt was fully settled. She had then avoided nurse Feyi as the guilt was killing her, but each time she felt guilty she consoled herself over the fact that Tinu had helped her get out of a bigger mess.

Evelyn and her mother were the biggest problem she had encountered in nineteen years of her life, even her parents never got to know about it.

She had borne the burden on her young shoulders until Tinu and her cult members came to her aid, from the latest developments however it seemed she was destined for trouble with Evelyn and her mother.

She cursed the day she met Evelyn, she cursed the object that brought them together. People wondered why she hated using black pens when writing, the reason was not far-fetched.

The object was a black pen.

*continued*

“When I got back from school, you kept me waiting, remember?” she asked while he nodded, “so I dialled your number again but it was a man that picked the call.”

my bad!
I hv 2 re-update

chade: oh oh ooo.....why u talk wetin i wan talk na.......*storms out in tears**

awwwww... Kip d answers coming...dere r stil so many options

kingphilip: She should be the wife Femi is going to marry at the end

u see! U've made an attempt, make odas sef cum tlk...#I'm Still Waiting

kingphilip: Cant remember now

we didn't mention her b4 now...just make a rough guess...n tnks 4 endorsing my story...FP tinzzz...we'll get dere

@evrybody: update is ready bt u guyz shld jst make an attempt 2 d questn now...abii shey na because I no include prize

I want to update, but I need you guys to attempt my question now...na only Ella attempt am...even though she no really answer.

Who do we think Felicia is?

Hameenat94: very very jealous

Almuhsin: *enters the thread in a rush to catch the front sit and sees Dchiefpriest and his folks there already* 0oops! Hailing the sec gen.(logowhiz) and the bouncer(walewunmi) then walks and sits behind Stefikal and whispers to her ear***don't take the drink cos it is half filled with d chief priest's love portion that enchants women to him forever ***** All greetings to d op D9ty7 what a good startup.... more strength to you.

Ah! And I don tk 1sip oooo...no wonder I just dey see roses dey fly around since... I no drink again

@D9ty7: gud job, more speed to ur fingers

Dchiefpriest: ***appears on the tread***hmmm my queen am so impressed,astonished,flabergasted and bewildered at your lexical composture, i say keep it up as i devour your intellectual ingenuity. More blood to ball pen and i urge nd implore you to employ figurativ nd idiomatic expressions to ur work of art, as it spices it up....remeber ama follow follow***walks out of the tread wit back***

tnks ChiefPriest, I'll try 2 work on d idioms n figurative expressions as suggested..but e go hard small....since I'm nt rily gud with it...tnks 4 following

D.Ella.luv:
Stef,Felicia s a sista to 1 guy lyk dt

1 guy E no get name...c d gal wan use omo Igbo sense 4 me

D9ty7: hin no go insult you, hin go beat you.[i]

ah! make him n him fuel park well den

The rock5555: LMOA no mind this girl ooo, na correct modern winch. I don laf trowey my breakfast for toilet, now wetin i go chop now.

Thumbs up girl

*flushes d toilet wit spd and alacrity* u no go chop 2day

D.Ella.luv:
:Dits bn lng d grl took chocolate na,emeka cm kill himslf chop choco e no wash,na dt tn wey dem dey teach,wash ur hands b4 and afta eatn

ehen...so na im make am wan comot d boi finger...me sef go lyk chop dt chocolate...e be lyk say e sweet wella

D9ty7: Don't bother yourself by buying fuel. Mr Akinola has sent Segun 1000 naira worth of fuel, so you can use it.

ermmm...i 4 use am oooo bt dt Segun stubborn, make e no go insult me

Ella my mouth no gree close ooo...choca-gini?

Emeka no near Beryl syd agn ooooo...dt gal na modern winch

KingzPen: Awesome And Creative... Loving It... Following You Till It Ends...

tnks KingzPen n welkm on board Sir...
aw many kings I don get here now?

@joliematt n cvesta: i dey wait 4 d day way una go drop comment....una jst dey chop n clean mouth...anywaiz its all gud

D9ty7: Its been long since i was here. But anyways am back now. Ride on ma'am.

tnks n welkm back...as 4 riding...i nid to buy fuel, make i fit zoom with speed

chade: Hmmmm...na wetin me sef wan ask b dat o

I be don dey tink say nobody wan comment...oyaaa chade provide any ans way enta ur head ooo

@kingphilip: cum supply ur answer too

Hmmmm...Segun on the path of transformation

Oyaaa now..lets go dere

1:13am Ella ka na type kembe 9:15pm... Udo di

I shld hv asked dz b4...bt I gez its beta late than neva

so who do we think Felicia is
#Lets see who is in spirit

Dchiefpriest: ohooo my queen am pleased to be sitted beside u ***kiss her hand in a romeo nd juliet manner*** eheee clemzy wat ar u still waitn 4 oya run go update ur tread joor, see ur head! U dey form fyn sexy boy! Mtcheeeem .erm my queen dnt mind him.were dis op sef ?hey dnt keep my queen waitnoooo.***snaps my finger in a magic manner nd a basket of pop corn nd 300cl botle of cock appears, gives dem to my queen.turns d oda side and gives Hameena anoda french k**s ***

#GbagaunModeActivated...
Me i can be a jealousy persons oooo...Hameena took note