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kaboninc:
Na only Sundays you dey show yourself...

Lol, hi kabonic
Happy new year
And how have you been?
Tis been a while

JesusChrist666:
DECEIVED***....PLEASE I BEG YOU WITH GOD, prove this.

I need a certified Dr registered with the Nigerian Medical Council of course, to add me. Would show more pictures as confirmation.

I see a lot of jealousy here and i can only wish the guys with micro dicks can suffer the emotional trauma i have suffered.

NOTHING and i REPEAT, NOTHING would make me show my naked pen1s on a public forum to appease cynics who won't even help me.

I would delete this soon because it seems the advice has reached it's peak and diminishing returns has set in

Do you think i am proud to show something this private?

It's a pity am still a med. Student
Not yet certified

Bros, just ignore those who do not believe
Even Jesus had thomas

daylyt:
I will show you when you get back home

Can't you see the 3rd picture he posted

You sabi observe

daylyt:
Dekaran, concur ko.. concord ni..

That oko is real joo..

You saw what I saw in his 3rd pix...
It's real

LePrezident:
And you have been decided by the OP. It is stolen picture. I saw this pic on a blog I can't remember about a year ago. I can say authoritatively that the pic is not his.

That's some serious allegation, cos he still shared another pix
But it will be better if you can prove him wrong
Nlders can do anything for attention

missioner:
Ivan Pavlov experiment
EXT 301

Nice one OP

Pavlov experiment I understand
But a woman isn't a dog
She's not some kinda experiment
She's not an object
She's human
If she's into you, she is.... You don't have to stress
If she doesn't dig you, even if you move nigeria to southamerica for her.... She will still cheat on you or leave you for someone else
The topic is the most annoying,
Why will a woman salivate?
Except she has some serious congenital abnormalities

TWO WORDS

CRAP
RUBBISH

No be only salivate

XIIX:
Just left church pastor was on point

Paid my tithe ooooo he has been good

50K my humble 10%

Bros, you no mature.. No offence
If you read your bible well, Jesus said GIVE not as the pharisees who.....

Point1: it's not your money... So if you think you can use it to lure secondary school girls here..... I am here to destroy your plan

Pointn2, there is no evidence to prove it's a tithe, except for the ugly handwriting penned down, i can't see a church building or anything suggesting such

So go and deposit it to bank first thing 2mao as your oga told you
Or you one of those undergraduates owing the school school fees, and they have threatened to expel you

The money is someone's hard earned money, definitely not yours

Childishness dey over worry you

networkrecharg:
Please REPENT, IF ITS TRUE THAT YOU ARE NUMBER 5... @According to the Other person.

Am number 10
Just like a river, feel free to swim
Mind you, you can stay afloat or drown

Mumu

romme2u:
funny thing is he can't share it to people who need more

True that
But of what use is it if it's
harmful to the ladies
Painful to him
Hurtful to his emotions
Not satisfactory to his testosterone
He pointed out he was diagnosed with high libido
If he can trade places
I bet he will rather prefer the small size one

But if i were him the best thing to do is to first accept whatever his condition his
Find a way to have satisfactory sex
Yes, the urologist are right, he needs to lubricate well, cos not many vag1na can handle that, and he can't penetrate at half the length, while still striking a balance on how to derive pleasure himself

Op, am sure you at the right place you will get one or two eventual useful response(s)

You can also goggle how to reduce........ But add quora or yahoo.... at the back to see responses online....

JesusChrist666:
Thanks for the well-wishes, sister. It is actually not flaccid here. It is semi-erect.

If it was flaccid, i would be fainting from blood loss when my pen1s is getting hard.

I don't go to public swimming pools.... my member juts under most boxers i wear.

I have actually never experienced pleasant sex. I fight all the time because of accumulation of testosterone without an outlet.

You going through a lot of pains
Blood wey suppose go brain and other vital organs required for priapism for that size pen1s can actually cause fainting

Too much of anything is bad
Well, there are those with eraser like size that wish to be in your shoes
Na so life be

JesusChrist666:
Prayers don't work well.

As a young boy, prayed for a big dick. Maybe God answered or not, i would never know.

But i think Science is the way forward to solve this problem.

BTW...it was semi-erect. It doesn't always get stone-hard because of the amount of blood required i think. It's hard 80% of the time.

Lol, the first sentence was funny
Guess God over answered your prayers then

Did a quick research on reduction corporoplasty... I.e pennis reduction

I think it would have been better and easier if you had tackled it at a formative age, there will be less complication

The first penis reduction surgery i saw online was as recent as 2015

It's not a common issue, the commoner one is people with short penis wanting it bigger

Now my questions are, is it still growing exponentially... Or it has stopped, cos i fear the length may continue to increase

You must have done your own research, so what remedies have you tried

I understand you not wanting surgery, after doing my research i will not want to do so, if i were in your shoes... So many complications listed

Are you ready to accept the present situation

Obviously, you won't likely enjoy love making and i understand the ladies not wanting to stay i will bolt too, but you gotta find a balance

Learn to live with it, or keep finding solutions... Maybe one day

Good thing is science and medicine keeps advancing

Forget anything operation in nigeria
Since you earn well, keep saving... You have a better chance outside the country

Maybe you should stop worrying, and start seeing it as a blessing... The man with the longest penis is now a celeb, he even said he isn't planning on reducing it, he was all over the news recently

You maybe will find someone who wants you cos of that size

All those nairaland boys claiming 6inches,9 inches joystick without evidence to back it up
This right here is the real mvp

Modified: And for my ladies claiming to love big cassavas, if you can handle this, you deserve a national honor
CHRM
Chief Handler of the Rod of Moses

JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

11 inches!!!

Well your user name is jesuschrist

At this juncture, You need jesus

Am sure there are a few gals that can handle this

But i still think surgery is your best option

It's easier to find remedy to increase a joystick than to decrease it

O'boi, this is real

Op, is that in it's relaxed state or erected state

This kind joystick can kill peson pikin

The kind wey dey reach intestine

Adonbilivit

Am still yet to recover

Uriel is a black beauty

Miyonse looking good

TRUST
UNDERSTANDING
SACRIFICE
EGO BURIED
UNITY AND TOGETHERNESS
LOVE
TOLERANCE

TheLogicalMind:
God forbid bad tin

Got ya
And your wish for me is bad thing shey
The irony is that am not even fat
Just moderate
But she's too skinny

bayocanny:
Aunty calm down, your body too dey hot
Are u in that category?

Nah, my category is not even there

TheLogicalMind:
So she will look like you?

https://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/684xflex/public/images/2015/06/060415-gabourey-sidibe-at-creative-coalition-2015-benefit-dinner.jpg

Lol
I bet that's your girlfriend or your crush

ladiesmirror:
No.4 Spotted you don't need to show your Frustration. Just because your account balance is zero doesn't mean everyone else's is zero...lmao Don't worry there is 2nd chance for you..lol



#Modified#
Your signature says it all Champaign kwa..lols. My dear you are No.5 jhor

He can't even spell champagne correctly despite seeing it on my signature
This is what happens when your IQ is lower than your shoe size
Dude, carry your campaign go somewhere else

ladiesmirror:
No.4 Spotted you don't need to show your Frustration. Just because your account balance is zero doesn't mean everyone else's is zero...lmao Don't worry there is 2nd chance for you..lol



#Modified#
Your signature says it all Champaign kwa..lols. My dear you are No.5 jhor

Stop displaying your stupidity online

You depriving your village of its first class idiot, your attention is needed over there

Ignoramus fool

fernandoc:
Oboy see number four. Na them body dey pepper pass.

The thunder wey go fire you still. Dey do push ups

Na your sister be number 4

Mad man

Op, get a life
How can a sane man wake up early in the morning and post the crap above?
Let's say you told the number
Does it increase your zero naira account balance?

Too skinny
She should add some flesh

ikp120:
Hehehe
But those guys that treat madness in psychiatric ain't mad na.

Trust me, they all eventually are

ikp120:
No na, this one is a mad woman. I study human psychological, sexological and craziological behaviours. Therefore I can authoritatively tell you that the lady in that picture is MAD!

Lol
IYou must be mad too
Takes one to know one
Not surprised you mentioned craziological

Evil people everywhere

SAMBHOSS:
I don't think so oh...just saying...

24 has ended.....season 1 to 8


24:live another day was like a spin off...just there on its own.....If u notice the end of "live another day".....they said the following takes place between 11pm and 12pm not a.m....



The same thing also happened in legacy....." The following takes place between 11pm and 12pm....


But in 24....its 24 episodes.... Throughout the night.....you'll see this takes place from 11pm to 12am, 1am to 2am....e.t.c



24:live another day....

The terrorist lady(forgotten her name) died...
Her daughter... Simeon died...
Jack lost Audrey....


24:legacy......
Jadaal bin khalid died
Bin khalid died
Rebecca....close to Eric, died.....


Just saying oh....

You right
Exactly my thoughts
They may decide to use another lead cast,
Not necessarily they will continue the story line

24: live another day
Jack bauer traded himself for chloe
He was captured by the Russians or so
So, it promised many things

But alas, they came up with something new and an almost entirely different cast

I get jack is gone what about chloe

We used to the old casts..

So i won't be surprised if something new comes up

And they keep fast forwarding from 12pm to 12am

As in cutting it short to just 12 episodes instead of the usual 24

Honestly, i prefer the old 24 setting

And we need a new bad ass lead actor than eric Carter

Isaac carter looks more like it to me

Nwodosis:
From her looks, she has not broken her coconut!

Your mumuness dey make me shame cover face
For this statement alone, if i were to be Seun, i will suspend you from nairaland for a month

dollyjoy:
You have been on nairaland long enough to know a link to the source is absolutely required.

You have also been on nairaland long enough to read before asking questions cos it makes one looks silly at times
He quoted the source

Guess pre-wedding pix is the new trend in town
Left, right it's pre wedding pix
Seun better create a section for it on nl
Who is. Gonna marry me
Make we take our own pix
Where is my Nigerian prince?