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SirMichael1:
On a Glo 3g mobile device, yeah. Upgrade to Mtn 4g

Lol, you may be right... Cos on my mtn 3g..... I already experimented earlier.... There was a 3 sec delay
But i tried o.... My comment sef no gree show.... At that minute.... The traffic was mad

I should have been on the other thread.... That's just common sense that wasn't too common
Everyone left for the 7.10pm thread.... Before we got back.... There was a winner on the other thread

Bout the other day... Thanks.... She was first runner up.... Waiting on them to pay her money... So i can collect my share

WomanofList:
its very clear I won, The same time my own expired was when he JUST posted his own. This is so unfair

Yeah, i do agree.... Just hoping the op replies

SirMichael1:
Lmao @ emboldened

It's requires timing. Waste a split millisecond and you're out. If you posted it 7:09-59.9', you might have been lucky. But the question is, how do you get that time? .

I disagree, 7.09....57 sec.... Cos you data most likely take 3 seconds to load

WomanofList:
sir I posted mine at 7:03 but he posted he's at 7:04 how did he win it before me naw? this is not fair

Seconded

Great

Jesse01:
dat will be cheating

Dem don like am already sef....
As e dey land

Make i call one supermod to hide this comment just for 3 minutes pere.... Then undo

Let's make a deal
You guyz should not like my post...
I will share the money amongst those online now
Do we have a deal?

OP, no ones gonna win this thing.... In as much as i find it interesting.... The only way to win is to comment when people are already sleeping

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This guy is a joke
So God showed him Kardashian family
Hmmm

Prophets of doom..... They don't see good.... Mostly evil

SirMichael1:
Greiboy
RichythePH
Stegomiah
Henitan24
Sexybbstar

Happy new year y'all.

Wishing you the same dear
I'm glad we made it

SirMichael1:
I know some get wet easily, heck some cum easily too! Those beings ought to be integrated as a course into every tertiary institution. Never fathomable.

So which do you easily do?

Should you not reply this, I wouldn't be surprised

Team virgin

SirMichael1:
Yea forèplay is very important when there's no lube nearby and you aren't paying for the sex 'cause trust me, few men would want to go extra miles to please a prostitute.

Wow! What a nice info. I actually thought the origin of HIV was a vague one. Although I heard something like men sleeping with chimpanzees caused it. I guess you can call it 'homosexuality' 'cause according to Darwin, they're distant relations

Nevertheless, these words would do next to nothing to a homosexual. Once you're in it, it becomes hard to quit. You get used to it with lube over time.

I understood what you wrote but what I couldn't fathom was the need for the emboldened? Show off?? Is that a doctor's way of seeming intelligent??

Furthermore, could you tell me why a quickie needs no lube or föreplay?

Lol, it's not show off..... Just sharing knowledge...
I don't know bout the quickie o.... But as a lady... Our body anatomy varies
Some. Get wet easily... Some needs more effort
But if she wants it... She gets wet already... Whether quickie or not

iamsirmichael1:
Stegomiah, it's just likes right?? Answer quick please

Yes
Sorry, who banned you?

SirMichael1:
Ah!! Where's the url na? I said 'topic' not post. Oh lawd....

Lol
https://mobile.facebook.com/faceoftourismedo/photos/a.294506221044408.1073741828.289705838191113/310051446156552/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3790766794

Threebear:
Tautology.
Once you've used net worth, no need to use combined again .
Happy Xmas and work on your grammar.
Ain't cute when a lady speaks incorrect English.
It's one thing not to be pretty, but not pretty and no brain!
That's a hard one to swallow

Lol!
Idiot, for your mind now you don make sense
Nonsense codon

[quote author=iamsirmichael1 post=63586490][/quote]Merry Christmas Dear
Okay, will do just that

Threebear:
Everything about Tiwa from her marriage to her career is a huge Miss.
First she missed the international market after trying so hard to break out even auditioning for X Factor, and had to settle in Nigeria as a Yoruba artist.
Then she missed in her marriage by marrying a bleep boy who called her out for sleeping with 2 baba, don jazzy and dr sid.

This dude again
Nigga be venting his life frustrations on successful celebrities whose shoes are greater than his net worth combined
That's even if he got anything valuable
Bro, it's xmas.... Learn to show some love
Not this one you're filled with hatred

Take some alomo bitters
You need it

"A missed"
Lmao
Bro, you need brighter grammar
The only thing missing is your grammar
Merry Xmas to you

........ Or..... 'A miss' is the correct sentence

SirMichael1:
She's really down by a fold. Wow! You guys should get busy o.

Yeah

SirMichael1:
Its takes eternity for some ladies to cum and when she meets an impatient and an inconsiderate guy, all he wants to do is pull, insert, ram, cum and sleep.

I wouldn't put the fault in its entirety on the guy though. You perform pre-intimacy, cunnilingus, massage and every unthinkable think and so ladies won't cum. It's unfair jare. Most times, these sets of people have had a molestation of some sort in their childhood and therefore cannot relinquish the thought from interfering with pleasure and so resort to self servicing. Moreover, when you get addicted to self servicing, the real thing doesn't give pleasure like the dildos and so many a times, the fault is the lady's.

Now i dey suspect you.... You know too much bout the female genita.lia

Just to add.... pre-intimacy is very important.... It is wrong to just climb and unclimb.... You will be hurting the lady
The vagina itself does not cause secretion or wetness.... It's things around the vagina.... The bartholist gland that causes that secretion

That's why anal sex is torture..... Cos there is no gland to cause the wetness or lubricate the anus...
So, it can easily be bruised or cause anal fistula
And it's a high risk for STIs
Infact HIV started out as a disease for the homosexuals

SirMichael1:
There's still time to act.

Lemme see how I can help.

But before then, take my advice. Put a beautiful photo as your dp (Any photo not necessary yours) and start getting friendly. You're a lady and can work you way around guys. You've got ample time since you're home now

Okay, i will upload my pix on dp
Thanks

SirMichael1:
Deadline?

27th of this month

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SirMichael1:
You must be a kid or you're just kidding me....

Why would I spend my life savings on a liability? Does that appreciate with time? I no see land of 200k to buy and leave for one year?

Even if I spend my life savings, I will never spend my life for that after all, I still have life. What I don't have is a savings and we can still fix that.

Eventually.... There will be another life savings.

I

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Threebear:
Keep stalking me, one day I might have mercy on you and give you some D, that place is probably already rusted due to lack of proper lubrication.

Obviously that's all you got to offer
Your microchip size D and azospermia
Infertile slowpoke

goldbim:
not at all,unfortunately you are not even worth his bathroom slippers talk more of his kind of person,run along kid!!you mummy needs you to run an errand.

See knockout
Nice one gal

Threebear:
Three grossly overated brothers.
AY is a wack comedian who makes cheesy films, yomi casual is a wack tailor, who makes mediocre outfits with ridiculous prices, the third one, who is he and what does he do?
Who cares?

This frustrated idiot again
Always venting his anger on successful people
Better make a niche for yourself first
Mr. Nobody

sarrki:
Abortion things

Ode, you didn't even read the story
Just open mouth talk like parrot
In a rush to become FtC
Be making a folly of ya self

NwaAmaikpe:



To me she's a cheat.

A woman who conceived via artificial insemination and a woman who shagged another man outside to get pregnant are guilty of the same offence.

No offence but, Your head is not. Correct sire